Author Topic: Guess who I just met in the Asda? (Read 712135 times)

liverpoolsox · « **Reply #800 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:27:58 AM »

i wish you lot would stop carping on btw anyone getting a roach to the fulham game?

Derzyjudek · « **Reply #801 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:12:25 AM »

I am sorry i mentioned it now,i wish you lot would change the tuna!

lfc_bhoy · « **Reply #802 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:58:05 AM »

Fucking knock it off you bassholes.

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #803 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:49:27 AM »

Quote from: lfc_bhoy on March 25, 2009, 09:58:05 AM

Fucking knock it off you bassholes.

Cut out the personal abuse you wrasse hole.

badkhan · « **Reply #804 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:34:51 PM »

Will you guys quit chattering like a parrot.

Adeemo · « **Reply #805 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:05:51 PM »

Alonso_The_Assassin · « **Reply #806 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:14:19 PM »

Walking around Anfield before the Chelsea game entering the Centenary side of the ground via Anny Road when I hear a motor from about 2 feet away from me. I turned around and low and behold, it seemed as if I was in the way of a certain Sami Hyypia. He didn't seem pissed off, though

redjed1 · « **Reply #807 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Alonso_The_Assassin on March 25, 2009, 03:14:19 PM

Walking around Anfield before the Chelsea game entering the Centenary side of the ground via Anny Road when I hear a motor from about 2 feet away from me. I turned around and low and behold, it seemed as if I was in the way of a certain Sami Hyypia. He didn't seem pissed off, though

You never see "Sami Hyypia" and "pissed off" in the same sentence. What a guy.
Couldn't find the fish joke though.

Baraka · « **Reply #808 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:41:12 PM »

how about a game of cards to calm you all down? go fish...

Dr Cornwallis · « **Reply #809 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:46:05 PM »

Do crustaceans count?

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #810 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Dr Cornwallis on March 25, 2009, 04:46:05 PM

Do crustaceans count?

Only the clever ones.

No666 · « **Reply #811 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:03:02 PM »

Quote

Do crustaceans count?

Why do you ask - you planning to mussel in on the fish jokes?

xabichic · « **Reply #812 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:38:51 PM »

Quote from: KurtVerbose on March 25, 2009, 05:23:26 PM

Only the clever ones.

Quote from: No666 on March 25, 2009, 06:03:02 PM

Why do you ask - you planning in to mussel in on the fish jokes?

alright, everyone. clam down. we don't need anyone trying to be ahi roe.

Kyle Soprano · « **Reply #813 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:11:54 PM »

Did you go the bog with Thommo and see if his cock..le was as big as his nose.

xabialonso05 · « **Reply #814 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:16:20 PM »

Pulled up at the lights at the bottom of Arkles Lane before, and theres Rick Parry next to me in his little red Audi
Smoked him though, thanks to the dosey driver infront of him haha

Hoppy · « **Reply #815 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:53:46 PM »

Quote from: xabialonso05 on March 25, 2009, 07:16:20 PM

Pulled up at the lights at the bottom of Arkles Lane before, and theres Rick Parry next to me in his little red Audi
Smoked him though, thanks to the dosey driver infront of him haha

He tried to cut me up on the M62, but i swerved him off in my X5.

Cheeky fucker!

Grushko · « **Reply #816 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:56:45 PM »

I saw David Fairclough in the Speke Morrison's garage last week. Think he must have been the Matchworks recording summat for LFC tv?

pompeyred · « **Reply #817 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:25:38 PM »

not a liverpool player, but played against us a few times, notably that semi final and replay in 92 fa cup, alan knight, pompey legend, is woking on a roof righ oposite me right this minute
Hes aparently had some hard times latley and helps a mate out with some labouring

SPLee · « **Reply #818 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:53:22 PM »

The day after the mancs game, me and me lad are on the field outside mine by the palm house playin footy when mascherano drives past in Q7 me>"thumping chest, then fist in the air" Javier>"cooly drives past then raises his hand to acknowledge my heartfelt appreciation"

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #819 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:09:45 PM »

Just seen Dagger in Tescos on Allerton Road. Looked like he was deciding which video games magazine to buy.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #820 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:23:35 PM »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on April 16, 2009, 11:09:45 PM

Just seen Dagger in Tescos on Allerton Road. Looked like he was deciding which video games magazine to buy.

did you ask him if he was staying??

markitravis · « **Reply #821 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:30:59 PM »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on April 16, 2009, 11:09:45 PM

Just seen Dagger in Tescos on Allerton Road. Looked like he was deciding which video games magazine to buy.

Maybe he was looking for some tips on Champ Man...or whatever it's called now

5BigCups · « **Reply #822 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:30:31 PM »

I saw Bilbo, AKA Parry getting off down Breck road away from the blackburn game a few hours afterwards, in a brand new red Audi R8 aswell the c*nt

evie · « **Reply #823 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Derzyjudek on March 25, 2009, 09:12:25 AM

I am sorry i mentioned it now,i wish you lot would change the tuna!

Yeah, or we'll soon have a whole squid of people making fish jokes and how cod we live with that?

Igor Zidane · « **Reply #824 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:49:33 PM »

So what did parry say to thommo ?

zabadoh · « **Reply #825 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:49:10 PM »

"Thommo, if you can conclusively prove that a dehydrated slug can run LFC better than me, I'll pay for dinner."

Sez_20 · « **Reply #826 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:03:33 PM »

Mr Thompson patiently waiting around to be called in at the Civil & Family courts in town today.

No sign of Krusty about the plaice though.

RedGirlSuzie · « **Reply #827 on:** May 1, 2009, 10:01:44 AM »

Just been driving along Queens Drive behind Pepe! Got along side him at some lights and just gave a thumbs up, wondering why I did it now cos I must have looked like a tit!, but he just gave a smile and thanks kind of thing with his hand

Girls, I must admit he looked absolutely f*cking amazing in his sunglasses!!

TLT · « **Reply #828 on:** May 2, 2009, 10:28:14 AM »

So, am out in town as it was my leaving do from work. Been drinking all day, and slowly but surely, getting a bit worse for wear.

Am at the bar getting a round in and there is this tall lanky dude standing behind me with a rubbish hair cut. Anyway, I stayed at the bar waiting to be served. Next minute, the tall lanky lad turns around, and it was the one and only legend.

Now, I know you are all thinking Peter Crouch. But think better than that. Think goal of the season, think Kaka in his pocket.

Yes Didi Hamann :cool:.

Was a top guy too. Didn't want to be another drunken idiot around him (I was steaming) so just shook his hand and said "Thanks for Istanbul. You had Kaka in your pocket". Not many players can say that.

After that, he walked off, and went for a fag

.

Jagdip · « **Reply #829 on:** May 2, 2009, 12:32:31 PM »

Quote from: TLT on May 2, 2009, 10:28:14 AM

So, am out in town as it was my leaving do from work. Been drinking all day, and slowly but surely, getting a bit worse for wear.

Am at the bar getting a round in and there is this tall lanky dude standing behind me with a rubbish hair cut. Anyway, I stayed at the bar waiting to be served. Next minute, the tall lanky lad turns around, and it was the one and only legend.

Now, I know you are all thinking Peter Crouch. But think better than that. Think goal of the season, think Kaka in his pocket.

Yes Didi Hamann :cool:.

Was a top guy too. Didn't want to be another drunken idiot around him (I was steaming) so just shook his hand and said "Thanks for Istanbul. You had Kaka in your pocket". Not many players can say that.

After that, he walked off, and went for a fag .

Didi is a fucking legend

woz92 · « **Reply #830 on:** May 2, 2009, 03:21:16 PM »

haha fish jokes are the best

fernandofowler9 · « **Reply #831 on:** May 2, 2009, 06:01:02 PM »

Saw Pellagrino in Sapooro last night, tried to sign him up for our Liverpool Sunday Prem team team but personal terms became an uphill struggle so we left it ... miserable twat never even attempted to catch the Scollop's neither!

I on the other hand caught it first time !!!!

sixpackred · « **Reply #832 on:** May 2, 2009, 06:14:30 PM »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on April 16, 2009, 11:23:35 PM

did you ask him if he was staying??

give dagger some time to mullet over

And Could He Play · « **Reply #833 on:** May 2, 2009, 07:58:20 PM »

Seen Benitez three times in the last week, driving past me brothers on Muirhead avenue. 7 series BMW,

Mr.Red · « **Reply #834 on:** May 4, 2009, 12:12:55 PM »

This is a thread opened by an overrated guy on RAWK I agree but why don't you mods move it to the Flagpole Corner?

Libertina Warbeck · « **Reply #835 on:** May 4, 2009, 12:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Red on May 4, 2009, 12:12:55 PM

This is a thread opened by a an overrated guy on RAWK I agree but why don't you mods move it to the Flagpole Corner?

Why don't you piss off?

Daranoza · « **Reply #836 on:** May 4, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »

Quote from: Libertina Warbeck on May 4, 2009, 12:15:04 PM

Why don't you piss off?

To Newcastle, preferably, where his hero plays. Or to...well...where does Pennant play, again?

Brown noser

Should add, I saw Rick Parry a few times last week, always in that attention seeking little red car, always near Everton Valley.

ElSheak · « **Reply #837 on:** May 4, 2009, 03:37:51 PM »

Quote from: Daranoza on May 4, 2009, 01:23:54 PM

To Newcastle, preferably, where his hero plays. Or to...well...where does Pennant play, again?

Brown noser

Should add, I saw Rick Parry a few times last week, always in that attention seeking little red car, always near Everton Valley.

R8.

Murpheus · « **Reply #838 on:** May 4, 2009, 03:45:17 PM »

Quote from: And Could He Play on May 2, 2009, 07:58:20 PM

Seen Benitez three times in the last week, driving past me brothers on Muirhead avenue. 7 series BMW,

Aye it's a nice Motor. Saw Rafa & Montse in it after the Arsenal game when they pulled up beside our cab at traffic lights on the scotty road. Got a nice wee wave from em both n'all! lol

CornerFlag · « **Reply #839 on:** May 4, 2009, 07:18:07 PM »

Seen Jay Spearing in the Asda I work in a couple of times, not a clue what he bought or what car he drove off in other than it was black, possibly German. I'm too much of a scheissenhausen to actually speak to him though.