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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3520 on: July 29, 2012, 04:10:31 PM »
Met Alan Hansen last night. I say met, he was absolutely pissed and I helped him down stairs. Had a decent chat with Clive Owen too, didn't realise how much of a big red he was. Sat alongside Martin O'Neill who may I add has some fantastic daughters. Fantastic.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3521 on: July 29, 2012, 04:14:18 PM »
Sat alongside Martin O'Neill who may I add has some fantastic daughters. Fantastic.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3522 on: July 31, 2012, 01:09:39 AM »
Andy Carroll in Alme De Cuba tonight. Reckons he is going nowhere if he can help it.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3523 on: July 31, 2012, 12:38:28 PM »
Hope that's true, would love to believe the lad's got the fight in him to stay and prove himself.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3524 on: July 31, 2012, 12:59:32 PM »
Charlie Adam at darts on sunday in blackpool my mate got in VIP n had a picture with him
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3525 on: July 31, 2012, 01:09:04 PM »
Charlie Adam at darts on sunday in blackpool my mate got in VIP n had a picture with him

Sure it wasn't Phil Taylor?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3526 on: July 31, 2012, 03:03:12 PM »
Sure it wasn't Phil Taylor?

Havn't seen Phil lately, has he put on weight?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3527 on: July 31, 2012, 03:14:28 PM »
Andy Carroll in Alme De Cuba tonight. Reckons he is going nowhere if he can help it.

Was this at about 2am? Did he just think you were a bouncer, perhaps?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3528 on: July 31, 2012, 03:20:29 PM »
Havn't seen Phil lately, has he put on weight?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3529 on: July 31, 2012, 03:55:36 PM »
Andy Carroll in Alme De Cuba tonight. Reckons he is going nowhere if he can help it.

How were his muscles?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3530 on: July 31, 2012, 04:45:16 PM »
How were his muscles?

Apparently is wasn't him, my informant was out of his mind and apparently was talking to a long haired gentleman, who he believed was Andy, only for his mates and the long haired gentleman to take the utter piss out of him by going along with it.

So my apologies to Andy, for making you out to be a big drinker who is always in town. Oh, wait...
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3531 on: August 1, 2012, 01:41:33 AM »
Seen Suso and Nathan Eccelston in Lverpool One today.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3532 on: August 1, 2012, 02:58:02 AM »
Havn't seen Phil lately, has he put on weight?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3533 on: August 1, 2012, 03:05:39 AM »
Apparently is wasn't him, my informant was out of his mind and apparently was talking to a long haired gentleman, who he believed was Andy, only for his mates and the long haired gentleman to take the utter piss out of him by going along with it.

So my apologies to Andy, for making you out to be a big drinker who is always in town. Oh, wait...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3534 on: August 1, 2012, 03:14:17 PM »
You still carrying that quickie bag, Ak?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3535 on: August 1, 2012, 04:12:36 PM »
Hope that's true, would love to believe the lad's got the fight in him to stay and prove himself.
He was the only one with a scrap of fight in him in the cup final.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3536 on: August 1, 2012, 06:32:17 PM »
He was the only one with a scrap of fight in him in the cup final.
Aye - just a shame about the other 40+ games.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3537 on: August 1, 2012, 06:41:26 PM »
Met Alan Hansen last night. I say met, he was absolutely pissed and I helped him down stairs. Had a decent chat with Clive Owen too, didn't realise how much of a big red he was. Sat alongside Martin O'Neill who may I add has some fantastic daughters. Fantastic.

What was that? Some kind of charity do?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3538 on: August 1, 2012, 07:20:21 PM »
Havn't seen Phil lately, has he put on weight?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3539 on: August 1, 2012, 07:22:42 PM »
Jordan Henderson with girl (maybe his bird) in Woodwards in Formby

He's got a very big head.

Girl was a bit of alright too - but a bit OTT with the WAG makeup
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3540 on: August 1, 2012, 07:25:31 PM »
Jordan Henderson with girl (maybe his bird) in Woodwards in Formby

He's got a very big head.

Girl was a bit of alright too - but a bit OTT with the WAG makeup
Footballers with wanna be model wearing too much make up?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3541 on: August 1, 2012, 09:54:17 PM »
Suso and Dani Pacheco is L1 at about 5:30 tonight.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3542 on: August 2, 2012, 12:41:36 AM »
Saw a pissed Purple Aki in the Alma De Cuba talking to a bewildered long haired bloke the other night.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3543 on: August 2, 2012, 05:22:48 PM »
What was that? Some kind of charity do?

JP McManus, Irish billionare(might not be anymore actually). Big in the racing scene and had a massive party on Sat night on his estate for the horse Synchronised who died a couple of years back. 2,000 people, everyone involved in racing was there. Not sure where Hansen fits in, but then again could say the same for half the famous people there.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3544 on: August 2, 2012, 06:58:21 PM »
Saw a pissed Purple Aki in the Alma De Cuba talking to a bewildered long haired bloke the other night.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3545 on: August 3, 2012, 05:59:14 AM »
Saw a pissed Purple Aki in the Alma De Cuba talking to a bewildered long haired bloke the other night.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3546 on: August 4, 2012, 05:48:08 PM »
Saw Charlie Adam in Houndshill shopping centre in Blackpool today
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3547 on: August 5, 2012, 10:46:33 PM »
Saw a pissed Purple Aki in the Alma De Cuba talking to a bewildered long haired bloke the other night.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3548 on: August 6, 2012, 11:28:35 AM »


About to fly out from Barcelona airport (no panic) after my stag and bump into to this lovely fella. Very approachable, thankfully, as I must of stunk (still pissed)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3549 on: August 6, 2012, 11:29:45 AM »
You got blur on you.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3550 on: August 6, 2012, 11:30:41 AM »
You got blur on you.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3551 on: August 6, 2012, 03:09:20 PM »
Just saw Huntlaar filling up his 2CV at the Tescos in Allerton.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3552 on: August 6, 2012, 03:14:49 PM »
Spearing was in my work yesterday, doing a bit of shopping. Hes tiny! Didnt realise he had tatts too never noticed them. He left in his white range rover then drove back 5 minutes later to jump start his mates car
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3553 on: August 6, 2012, 03:17:28 PM »
Spearing was in my work yesterday, doing a bit of shopping. Hes tiny! Didnt realise he had tatts too never noticed them. He left in his white range rover then drove back 5 minutes later to jump start his mates car

Does he have a booster seat so he could see over the wheel of his Range Rover?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3554 on: August 6, 2012, 03:18:42 PM »
Does he have a booster seat so he could see over the wheel of his Range Rover?

He owns this model;

Football has reached the ninth gate of farce and pathetic, unbelievable trite nonsense. It's supposed to be a game and it's turned into pantomime, hype, quilts and bellends.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3555 on: August 6, 2012, 03:19:19 PM »
Does he have a booster seat so he could see over the wheel of his Range Rover?

No.  He took the seat out so he can stand up.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3557 on: August 6, 2012, 04:24:58 PM »


About to fly out from Barcelona airport (no panic) after my stag and bump into to this lovely fella. Very approachable, thankfully, as I must of stunk (still pissed)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3558 on: August 6, 2012, 04:25:50 PM »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3559 on: August 6, 2012, 04:36:18 PM »
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