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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2960 on: December 14, 2011, 08:36:20 PM »
Neil Mellor in Costco by the pier head earlier-looked at me as if i was his mate..blanked him!

Only had eyes for his bird.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2961 on: December 14, 2011, 08:40:27 PM »
Neil Mellor in Costco by the pier head earlier-looked at me as if i was his mate..blanked him!

Only had eyes for his bird.

I bet the fat bastard was buying one of those monster pizzas and a tray of king size muffins.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2962 on: December 14, 2011, 08:42:24 PM »
met Phil Thompson, Alan Kennedy, David Fairclough, Tommy Smith and Ian Callaghan today, got 5 really nice photos all European cup related, signed buy them individually, well chuffed

Can you post the pictures you lucky twat?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2963 on: December 14, 2011, 09:14:29 PM »
Can you post the pictures you lucky twat?

I will do mate, as soon as I can, may take a few days tho
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2964 on: December 14, 2011, 09:16:27 PM »
Pretty sure Damien Comolli was my bus driver today and Coates got on the bus and sat next to me.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2965 on: December 14, 2011, 09:22:46 PM »
Pretty sure Damien Comolli was my bus driver today and Coates got on the bus and sat next to me.

...and then you woke up?....
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2966 on: December 14, 2011, 09:39:30 PM »
Jean alexandra - Used to play Hilda ogden in Corrie - Shopping at Morrisons in Southport.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2967 on: December 14, 2011, 10:07:24 PM »
Jean alexandra - Used to play Hilda ogden in Corrie - Shopping at Morrisons in Southport.

I've seen her in there before, admittedly it was a few years ago, also saw Vladi Smicer once in there as well

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2968 on: December 14, 2011, 10:23:09 PM »
...and then you woke up?....

On the way back from town, definitely happened! Well, they looked an awful lot like them two. Genuinely thought it was Comolli when I got on the bus though ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2969 on: December 14, 2011, 11:05:58 PM »
Saw Martin Johnson heading into the club shop after the game on Saturday. Couldn't miss him mind what a size of a man!
He was in the flat iron before the game apparently.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2970 on: December 14, 2011, 11:34:30 PM »
Jean alexandra - Used to play Hilda ogden in Corrie - Shopping at Morrisons in Southport.

She must be 400 years old now
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2971 on: December 16, 2011, 02:13:17 PM »
He's recovering okay apparently, been through it before but making steady steps :)
The boy's just been through a pretty traumatic time of it... poor lad.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2972 on: December 16, 2011, 11:23:05 PM »
met  ian black the current hearts player, hes working for one of his mates as a painter  as he hasnt been paid in 6 weeks

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2973 on: December 16, 2011, 11:39:54 PM »
met  ian black the current hearts player, hes working for one of his mates as a painter  as he hasnt been paid in 6 weeks
Errrr I've heard of you more than I've heard of him...

This is the worst spot ever!

Shitty that he hasn't been paid mind
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2974 on: December 16, 2011, 11:46:03 PM »
Errrr I've heard of you more than I've heard of him...

This is the worst spot ever!

Shitty that he hasn't been paid mind

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helen the lllama and tarten red will be jealous a met him there both massive hearts fans  :P
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2975 on: December 17, 2011, 12:16:37 AM »
Phil Thompson in Liverpool One yesterday, having a little argument with his missus it looked like over the shopping :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2976 on: December 17, 2011, 02:30:16 PM »
Phil Thompson in Liverpool One yesterday, having a little argument with his missus it looked like over the shopping :D

saw Sammy Lee in Pull & Bear, liverpool one, on wednesday with his wife, i presume.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2977 on: December 17, 2011, 02:37:05 PM »
Skrtel and Enrique in the Liverpool shop in Liverpool One yesterday. Didn't go in though the que was insane, would have been there all day

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2978 on: December 17, 2011, 03:06:22 PM »
In Park Road Tesco yesterday (Yes Park Road) and who is at the rotisserie counter trying to get the assistant to take chickens out of oven? Only Jose Enrique and his missus, a bit weird i thought buying a manky tesco chicken but hey ho.  By the way he has got a cracking fucking bird, no i don't mean the chicken!!!!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2979 on: December 19, 2011, 09:52:39 PM »
Mate's girlfriend apparently saw Kenny in Manchester Harvey Nichols earlier today.
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Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2980 on: December 23, 2011, 09:28:48 PM »
Damien Comolli in Waitrose Formby this afternoon

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2981 on: December 23, 2011, 09:35:51 PM »
Damien Comolli in Waitrose Formby this afternoon
What was he looking at/buying??
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2982 on: December 23, 2011, 10:27:19 PM »
What was he looking at/buying??

'LFC's Director of Football eyes big money move for Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding.'
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2983 on: December 23, 2011, 10:42:28 PM »
Saw Claire Rourke in town last night looking fit as usual.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2984 on: December 23, 2011, 11:05:34 PM »
Saw Claire Rourke in town last night looking fit as usual.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2985 on: December 24, 2011, 12:08:42 AM »
Was sitting with Flanagan in The Sefton in West Derby before, genuinely nice lad who was on the lemonade while we were all on the lash. He's my mates mate kind of thing, seen him before but never have a proper sit down around him. Offered everyone bevvies all night without coming over as a big shot, nice lad but he didn't give too much away!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2986 on: December 24, 2011, 12:12:48 AM »
Saw Alan Kennedy downstairs at halftime at the Wigan match.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2987 on: December 24, 2011, 12:28:43 AM »
Shook hands and wished Cris Lawler all the best  in Tesco Prescot Yesterday, crackin players he was.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2988 on: December 24, 2011, 02:09:38 AM »
funny story about pepe reina , thought it would be suited in this thread. mate went to the liverpool game, he is a light brown bean pole bald guy. mate went to anfield for a game 2 seasons ago. stayed around in liverpool after for some shopping , on his way back home he pulls up along side pepe reina at some lights. obviously my mates cant belive it and are like going mental telling him how great he is etc. Pepe is laughing having a joke with them and before the lights go green points at my mate and goes "you look like freddie kanoute!" and drives off! was pissing myself when they told me!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2989 on: December 24, 2011, 02:36:43 AM »
In Park Road Tesco yesterday (Yes Park Road) and who is at the rotisserie counter trying to get the assistant to take chickens out of oven? Only Jose Enrique and his missus, a bit weird i thought buying a manky tesco chicken but hey ho.  By the way he has got a cracking fucking bird, no i don't mean the chicken!!!!


Ahh gutted! I'm always in there, must go about 4-5 times a week for snacks n shite or when im bored.. Gunna keep an eye on the people i pass now instead of covering me eyes with my fringe and turkeying past people with my basket full of shite.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2990 on: December 24, 2011, 03:26:48 PM »
i have seen Mark Wright, tiwce in two days, once of dale street alone, then yesterday walking past the hard days hotel with what must have been his wife, blonde woman.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2991 on: December 25, 2011, 02:05:22 PM »
Was in Zara in Liverpool One yesterday wandering around aimlessly while the girlfriend looked around. Decided to go and stand in the queue at the till in order to save time, and realized that Sebastian Coates was in right in front of me (with someone who may have been his dad). He was buying a ladies overcoat for 89.99. Seemed a little grumpy so didn't want to strike up conversation but that was quite exciting for a short while.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2992 on: December 25, 2011, 02:12:49 PM »
Seen the legend Gary Mac in Kings Cross station about a month ago.

Had a quick chat with him before I got on the train back to the promise land.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2993 on: December 25, 2011, 11:23:51 PM »
Whilst shopping in town yesterday seen Everton youngster Ross Barkley in Gian Carlo Ricci then seen Sebastion Coates in L1 with some old bloke haha

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2994 on: December 26, 2011, 12:03:47 AM »
i have seen Mark Wright, tiwce in two days, once of dale street alone, then yesterday walking past the hard days hotel with what must have been his wife, blonde woman.

that towie person? did you punch him?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2995 on: December 26, 2011, 12:07:10 AM »
that towie person? did you punch him?

noooooooooooooooo.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2996 on: December 26, 2011, 12:10:41 AM »
noooooooooooooooo.

Mark wright, the ex red.

ah my mistake.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2997 on: December 26, 2011, 05:56:11 PM »
Gary Mac was in Barclays in leeds last week with the premiership trophy, was delighted to sign my 2 2001 shirts and a picture, nice guy too.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2998 on: December 27, 2011, 12:21:25 AM »
Went down for a piss in the main stand just before KO. Walked past Steve Rotheram, then I realise I'm having a piss next to Alan Hansen and then at HT get a beer and turn round and Guillem Balague is necking one down at the back of the concourse ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2999 on: December 27, 2011, 12:45:31 AM »
Stevie Gerrard in The Gallery in Formby having a fair few bevvies with his mates (he was on half lagers)

Some bird was trying it on with him (who I think he knew) but he palmed her off and two of Stevie's mates swooped in and made sure she didnt go close to him and tried it on themselves with her.

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