Author Topic: What Really Makes You Smile? (Read 273845 times)

soxfan · « **Reply #10800 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:57:46 AM »

Vacation day today!

soxfan · « **Reply #10801 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:04:39 PM »

Heels on women.

Really when you think about it, what demented soul invented them? They torture women's feet. And they serve no purpose other than for men to drool over the legs attached to them.

Eileen · « **Reply #10802 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:10:11 PM »

Quote from: soxfan on December 13, 2011, 07:04:39 PM

Heels on women.

Really when you think about it, what demented soul invented them? They torture women's feet. And they serve no purpose other than for men to drool over the legs attached to them.

Actually, they don't hurt that much. I love heels.

Anyway I heard all of you were wondering if there's anything cuter and more wonderful than a Scottish guy speaking Dutch? No, there is not. I can confirm that that is the cutest and most wonderful thing ever. It also makes me smile.

pascoli · « **Reply #10803 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:52:18 PM »

Pride makes me smile.

Doesnt seem all that long ago I was postin about our kid joinin the RAF.

He was named "Field Gunner of the Year" last week, and then representin his RAF team in the RAF cosford field gun competition birmingham tattoo 2011, helped his team come back from what looked like a Milan in Istanbul type of lead. (Not sure exactly how, he explained that a part that normally takes about 4 secs, he managed in a bit under 2)

His contribution was deemed worthy enough that on 3:43 you can see the team captain / manager make the decision to swap places with our rob in the line, meanin he went up to collect the trophy, an raise it with a roar.

Cheers mate, ya raised me entire moral with that as well. ALong with makin every hair on me body stand up! Go fuckin get em kid :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_j8KJvp4lA

soxfan · « **Reply #10804 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Eileen on December 13, 2011, 07:10:11 PM

Actually, they don't hurt that much. I love heels.

Anyway I heard all of you were wondering if there's anything cuter and more wonderful than a Scottish guy speaking Dutch? No, there is not. I can confirm that that is the cutest and most wonderful thing ever. It also makes me smile.

You need to hear an American speaking Scouse. Even cuter and more wonderful.

Eileen · « **Reply #10805 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:06:23 PM »

Quote from: soxfan on December 13, 2011, 09:13:48 PM

You need to hear an American speaking Scouse. Even cuter and more wonderful.

Nah don't think so actually, I've already made my mind up

Roady · « **Reply #10806 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »

my Dog steadfastly refusing to go for a walk if its cold, windy or raining.Puts a smile on face, gets to the bottom of the path and then turns around in disgust and walks back into the house

Sr Harvest Fiields · « **Reply #10807 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:36:42 AM »

Yesterday i was laughing like a good 'un in my helmet as i rode past this porker who was bent over her pram, skirt blown up round her waist and you could see all her arse and an excuse for underwear in all its glory. Her mate was well fit, i wish it was her but the amount of drivers that must have seen that. Silly cow made my day.

bleublancRed · « **Reply #10808 on:** December 15, 2011, 02:56:17 PM »

To say that this made me smile would be lying really, it had me laughing my head off.

Brit's seduction attempt floods luxury French villa

A 31-year-old British man has caused thousands of euros worth of damage after appropriating a luxury villa on the French coast, media reports say.

The man, said to come from Manchester, reportedly broke into the home near Nice to create a love-nest for an American girl he had met.

He tried to create a romantic atmosphere with champagne, candles and rose petals sprinkled round a bed.

But his attempts to fill the empty roof-top pool flooded the house below.

The man broke into the split-level property with a sea view in Roquebrune-Cap-Martin on 8 December, the newspaper says.

Candle-light and pirate flag

He reportedly told neighbours who saw him trying out his golf techniques on one of the property's lawns that he was organising a party for his girlfriend, with the owner's approval.

He made it his own by pinning up images of Winnie the Pooh and the Manchester United football team , as well as putting up a black pirate flag.

But, faced with an empty pool on the roof, he decided to fill it by turning on the outdoor showers and the garden watering system.

Then he left to go to Nice and meet his date, who turned up three hours late and refused to accompany him back.

When he finally returned he came face to face with the owner, an Italian businessman living on the French Riviera, who was horrified to discover that countless works of art had been damaged and that the ground floor of the home was knee-deep in water.

The total cost of the damage caused is said to be 60,000 euros (£50,000; $78,000), including broken heating and lift systems.

Having already spent more than a week in jail for not paying a luxury hotel bill in Monaco, the British man was taken into custody for another night and ordered to go before a judge next year.

The morning after the night before, the villa's owner reportedly answered his front door to the man, who informed him that he had slept in his car and wanted his things back.

Source BBC news :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16185137

I bet the poor guy who owns the place was angry, imagine someone putting up images of the mancs in your house

INABITSKI · « **Reply #10809 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:33:16 PM »

The generosity of some people. Hardly see them much more than a few minutes each day, acknowledge them and they do back with you and they give you money at xmas.

A nice feeling when you think about it.

tubby · « **Reply #10810 on:** February 1, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »

Bennekov · « **Reply #10811 on:** February 1, 2012, 11:23:23 PM »

Quote from: tubby on February 1, 2012, 08:41:18 PM

That's class!

Barneylfc · « **Reply #10812 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:08:45 PM »

£3? Miserable bastards.

My window cleaner just accepted payment by scratchcard

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10813 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:32:30 PM »

Quote from: cflyenraB on February 10, 2012, 08:08:45 PM

£3? Miserable bastards.

My window cleaner just accepted payment by scratchcard

Mine gave me a knowing look and charged me £50 the other day.

He must have seen me coming.

bradigor · « **Reply #10814 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:15:54 PM »

Lucas had his first proper hockey event today. Here he is with his medal... I am beaming

Jaska · « **Reply #10815 on:** May 21, 2012, 09:09:27 PM »

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_cr_hist_all?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

givemekaliber · « **Reply #10816 on:** May 21, 2012, 09:18:25 PM »

My daughter, she's 16 months and when she wakes up and I go in to get her, she grabs Winnie the Pooh and shouts "Dada and Pooh, dada and pooh"

Best thing that's ever happened to me

Mouth · « **Reply #10817 on:** May 21, 2012, 10:58:19 PM »

Women who talk with a lisp.

lfcbob · « **Reply #10818 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:05:48 PM »

Quote from: tubby on February 1, 2012, 08:41:18 PM

What a LAD some great people

Mouth · « **Reply #10819 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:10:30 PM »

Quote from: lfcbob on May 21, 2012, 11:05:48 PM

What a LAD some great people

All well and good until you find out he is actually 40 years old and wears a nappy.

Marty 85 · « **Reply #10820 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:16:13 PM »

Quote from: tubby on February 1, 2012, 08:41:18 PM

That's amazing!

brad147690 · « **Reply #10821 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:19:38 PM »

Andy Carroll vs Man City makes me smile. Due to the fact I won money on that game and his first goal was such a good strike and the fact that it was one of the best performances I have seen in recent years.

Siannn. · « **Reply #10822 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:35:07 PM »

Mark.

Mouth · « **Reply #10823 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Siannn. on May 21, 2012, 11:35:07 PM

Mark.

Is that all he does?

lfcbob · « **Reply #10824 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:51:38 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on May 21, 2012, 11:10:30 PM

All well and good until you find out he is actually 40 years old and wears a nappy.

How would you know ?

Siannn. · « **Reply #10825 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Mouth on May 21, 2012, 11:48:11 PM

Is that all he does?

Mouth · « **Reply #10826 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:00:20 AM »

Quote from: lfcbob on May 21, 2012, 11:51:38 PM

How would you know ?

Its A@A

Quote from: Siannn. on May 21, 2012, 11:53:10 PM

Oh aye, he makes you go squinty eyed does he.

Siannn. · « **Reply #10827 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:19:51 AM »

Quote from: Mouth on May 22, 2012, 12:00:20 AM

Oh aye, he makes you go squinty eyed does he.

... Dude.

Mouth · « **Reply #10828 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:20:22 AM »

Johnny Vegas and his wife, there is hope for us all!

She must have a spine like Superman.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #10829 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:15:07 AM »

Mouth makes me smile. I'd like to go for a drink with him. My fear is he'd drug and then rape me.

I also can't pin down where he lives. But he does make me smile.

Mouth · « **Reply #10830 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:26:45 AM »

Quote from: Immortal King Brian Blessed on May 22, 2012, 01:15:07 AM

Mouth makes me smile. I'd like to go for a drink with him. My fear is he'd drug and then rape me.

I also can't pin down where he lives. But he does make me smile.

I live in London dear boy, born in Liverpool, raised by wolves and I dont drink. So yes, we would just have to move straight to the sex.

Immoral King Brian Blessed · « **Reply #10831 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:31:08 AM »

So you're up until about four every morning. Go to fucking bed.

Mouth · « **Reply #10832 on:** May 22, 2012, 01:38:44 AM »

Quote from: Immortal King Brian Blessed on May 22, 2012, 01:31:08 AM

So you're up until about four every morning. Go to fucking bed.

I hang upside down in a cupboard all day, only come out at night do us wolf children.

brad147690 · « **Reply #10833 on:** May 22, 2012, 11:23:25 AM »

This always make me smile to.

A prime example of the disadvantages of firing your opponents up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtxnfqDJUWg&feature=related

evie · « **Reply #10834 on:** May 23, 2012, 07:16:00 AM »

My niece. She's just about started walking

Elli · « **Reply #10835 on:** May 23, 2012, 05:15:03 PM »

The sunsheeeiiiiine. Off out to sit in it. Marking, what marking?

skooma · « **Reply #10836 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:00:40 PM »

Getting 1000 posts on RAWK

Rob K · « **Reply #10837 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:03:03 PM »

Getting posted in August to a new base and a job that'll be more techincally challenging than my current one.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10838 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:51:21 PM »

Putting my boy to bed last night. Tuck him in, close the door then he calls out "Daddy?". Assumed he was going to start playing for time, so I just said, "yes...".

Little voice comes back - "I love you". Brilliant feeling!

And yes, I know that won't last so need to enjoy these moments while I can!

Mouth · « **Reply #10839 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on May 23, 2012, 06:51:21 PM

Putting my boy to bed last night. Tuck him in, close the door then he calls out "Daddy?". Assumed he was going to start playing for time, so I just said, "yes...".

Little voice comes back - "I love you". Brilliant feeling!

And yes, I know that won't last so need to enjoy these moments while I can!

Well that made me smile.

Umm you twat...... got to maintan the manly facade.