Author Topic: What Really Makes You Smile? (Read 269916 times)

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #120 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:42:16 PM »

Quote from: WorldChampions on August 27, 2006, 10:32:43 PM

How do you do this?

if you have the audio file on your pc simply go to start > control panel > sounds and audio devices, click the tab that says 'sounds' scroll down to and highlight 'start windows' and then browse to the audio file and save it

LFC on tour · « **Reply #121 on:** August 27, 2006, 11:14:45 PM »

Waking up on a weekday morning and realising i havent got to go into school as its a day off or a free period.
When a girl has your cock in her mouth.
When some fucker on a bike thinks he is hard and 'pops' a wheelie only to go arse over tit and fall off his bike.
When people on skateboards fall over
When Liverpool score and everyone is going mad except Rafa who is just standing there smiling and could be thinking about anything in the world except that goal.
When i think that my history teacher predicted me a U for my AS Level and i got a C. Clueless fucking sheep shagging twat.

alana · « **Reply #122 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:00:23 AM »

My 2 year old son choosing to have Fowler on his shirt before Carra and Gerrard!!!!! Fowler Redders and Macca were my heroes. If he had chose Carra then I wouldnt have minded cos he had him on the last shirt and he knows how to sing his song......But for him to choose Fowler specially cos hes no 9, made me day.............Just a shame adidas fucked up on the small kits cos hes got time to change his mind.............

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #123 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:35:43 AM »

seeing my daughter open her presents on Christmas day

lauz · « **Reply #124 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »

realising i don't have to work on the checkouts for at least another few weeks, and hopefully permently if i can manage it.

tomred · « **Reply #125 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:09:24 PM »

Just watched the Istanbul game again.

bryanod · « **Reply #126 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:11:36 PM »

seeing someone you care about smile.

Garstonite · « **Reply #127 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:12:57 PM »

Seeing your best friend fail at something.

tomred · « **Reply #128 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Garstonite on August 28, 2006, 04:12:57 PM

Seeing your best friend fail at something.

Or knowing his bird secretly likes you?

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #129 on:** August 28, 2006, 05:20:55 PM »

A back rub. You cant beat a good old back rub.

Emerald Red · « **Reply #130 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:47:18 PM »

My goat IGORRRRR

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #131 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:00:10 AM »

Smiles make me smile

Oh and knowing nice people makes me smile!

Branno · « **Reply #132 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on August 28, 2006, 05:20:55 PM

A back rub. You cant beat a good old back rub.

Oh yeah....what about a front rub ?

Shazz · « **Reply #133 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:12:02 AM »

Quote from: Garstonite on August 28, 2006, 04:12:57 PM

Seeing your best friend fail at something.

Sad but true, for some people anyway.

fudge · « **Reply #134 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:15:29 AM »

Quote from: gerrardspetal on August 28, 2006, 10:35:43 AM

seeing my daughter open her presents on Christmas day

opening my presents on xmas day

djphal · « **Reply #135 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:14:02 AM »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on August 27, 2006, 10:42:16 PM

if you have the audio file on your pc simply go to start > control panel > sounds and audio devices, click the tab that says 'sounds' scroll down to and highlight 'start windows' and then browse to the audio file and save it

another good one is go to www.naturalvoices.com you can type in what you want it to say and save it then follow the same instructions, ive changed everything on mine for example when i empty the recycle bin it says " i have emptied the trash" or if i press the wrong button it says "stop that" the possibilities are endless!!

Marcus6 · « **Reply #136 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:31:16 AM »

New porno

ginganggooley · « **Reply #137 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:48:21 PM »

Clement Freud on just a minute.

The instant when he won me over for ever. He had to talk on thesubject of snub for whatever the remaining time was .... Very posh voice.... the perfect snub for somebody who says they think you are fat is I am fat because every time I slept with your wife she gave me a biscuit.

I laughed for a long time and now look forward to the first time somebody calls me fat. somehow i do not see that happening in the immediate future. Maybe i will have to start eating biscuits everytime i get my nuts.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #138 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:49:30 PM »

Quote from: ginganggooley on August 29, 2006, 12:48:21 PM

Clement Freud on just a minute.

The instant when he won me over for ever. He had to talk on thesubject of snub for whatever the remaining time was .... Very posh voice.... the perfect snub for somebody who says they think you are fat is I am fat because every time I slept with your wife she gave me a biscuit.

I laughed for a long time and now look forward to the first time somebody calls me fat. somehow i do not see that happening in the immediate future. Maybe i will have to start eating biscuits everytime i get my nuts.

nice story fatty

ginganggooley · « **Reply #139 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:16:56 PM »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on August 29, 2006, 12:49:30 PM

nice story fatty

I am fat because everytime I slept with your wife she gave me a biscuit.

Cheers Bill have been wanting to say that since Sunday.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #140 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Branno on August 29, 2006, 12:05:26 AM

Oh yeah....what about a front rub ?

Yeah, them to!

nozza · « **Reply #141 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:34:38 PM »

The glorious release of pressure and all over feeling of well bieng when, after a long hard struggle of unzipping me kecks in a frantic panic, I can finally piss in a toilet and not dowm me leg. That makes me smile.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #142 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:41:15 PM »

A warm summers night, miles from roads and houses with a few friends, a fire and booze (camping).
Watching Ray Mears style documentaries on tv makes me feel like a child again, building his huts and weapons from sticks and stuff, fucking class.

WorldChampions · « **Reply #143 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:56:50 PM »

Blow jobs on a sunday morning

BMW · « **Reply #144 on:** August 30, 2006, 09:01:54 AM »

After reading the Luis Garcia: The Maramite Phenomenon. Watching some of Luis's brillant goals again, and again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzczMeFrO8

Rob K · « **Reply #145 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:25:18 PM »

Finalising my place at college today.

Boston-Sox · « **Reply #146 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:27:53 PM »

Cheech & Chong Movies

ginganggooley · « **Reply #147 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:29:50 PM »

a woosh wooshing right over a woosher's head.

Samran. · « **Reply #148 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:46:12 PM »

Quote from: NasEscobar on August 22, 2006, 02:55:30 PM

This Photo

From the (second) happiest day of my life

Second?! More like first.

How the hell did you persuade both of them into having one?

Elli · « **Reply #149 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:32:04 PM »

This:

Quote from: rknowlesy on August 31, 2006, 01:25:18 PM

Finalising my place at college today.

byrnetred · « **Reply #150 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:40:06 PM »

the satisfaction of cooking a good meal...

Branno · « **Reply #151 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:49:54 PM »

What I call 'crossover day which is today. Dont get me wrong I miss England BUT today was the last day of WINTER today in Melbourne and it was 24C

Spring tomorrow and back home goes into Autumn

About as quickly you sprint towards early dark nights and plummeting temperatures I he towards long summer nights and a low of 22C

Thats what makes me smile

lauz · « **Reply #152 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:22:13 PM »

Quote from: Branno on August 31, 2006, 02:49:54 PM

What I call 'crossover day which is today. Dont get me wrong I miss England BUT today was the last day of WINTER today in Melbourne and it was 24C Spring tomorrow and back home goes into Autumn

About as quickly you sprint towards early dark nights and plummeting temperatures I he towards long summer nights and a low of 22C

Thats what makes me smile

how cold does it get in Australia in the 'winter' time?

byrnetred · « **Reply #153 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:23:12 PM »

Quote from: lauz on August 31, 2006, 04:22:13 PM

how cold does it get in Australia in the 'winter' time?

i was in melbourne last july(last year) and it went down to 2 degrees...

lauz · « **Reply #154 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:24:16 PM »

Quote from: byrnetred on August 31, 2006, 04:23:12 PM

i was in melbourne last july(last year) and it went down to 2 degrees...

it went to 2 degrees or it went to 22 degrees?

byrnetred · « **Reply #155 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:25:45 PM »

Quote from: lauz on August 31, 2006, 04:24:16 PM

it went to 2 degrees or it went to 22 degrees?

nope 2 degrees...you can go sking and all in australia...it can get pretty cold in alice springs in winter...into the minuses...

tazmania can get really bitter in the winter...

lauz · « **Reply #156 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:28:03 PM »

Quote from: byrnetred on August 31, 2006, 04:25:45 PM

nope 2 degrees...you can go sking and all in australia...it can get pretty cold in alice springs in winter...into the minuses...

tazmania can get really bitter in the winter...

think I'll pass Australia in the winter thier winter then.

byrnetred · « **Reply #157 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:34:45 PM »

Quote from: lauz on August 31, 2006, 04:28:03 PM

think I'll pass Australia in the winter thier winter then.

simple solution...flight up to cairns or darwin where it will be a cool 25-30 all winter...

and if you do get the oppertunity to go....do...youll have the best time of your life there...

it certainly made me smile for a year and evertime i reflect on it

۩ Imperator ۩ · « **Reply #158 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:35:08 PM »

It really makes me smile when I do a guff that smells like last night's dinner.

lauz · « **Reply #159 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:36:57 PM »

Quote from: byrnetred on August 31, 2006, 04:34:45 PM

simple solution...flight up to cairns or darwin where it will be a cool 25-30 all winter...

and if you do get the oppertunity to go....do...youll have the best time of your life there...

it certainly made me smile for a year and evertime i reflect on it

no, I have decided to live in Australia whilst England has winter and Australia has winter I shall live in Brazil.