Author Topic: warm bog seat (Read 540 times)

Matt S · « **on:** February 13, 2003, 09:35:47 PM »

do you just sit on it and grit yer teeth to warm it up of do you have other methods?

Roger · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2003, 09:37:11 PM »

do you just sit on it and grit yer teeth to warm it up of do you have other methods?

Got a mahogany one.

Adam · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2003, 09:38:13 PM »

i use kitty litter

Matt S · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2003, 09:41:54 PM »

BRIM[/size]

Roddysul · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2003, 01:28:54 AM »

Piss on it first to warm it up

You know - sometimes I really surprise myself !

liverweb · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2003, 10:54:06 AM »

just get a wooden one - they're always nice and warm

Matt S · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2003, 11:00:30 AM »

I want a wooden one

liverweb · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2003, 11:02:49 AM »

I've got three wooden ones

one for each toilet

Homebase do nice ones

Bob Kurac · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2003, 11:48:28 AM »

you've got three khazis at liverweb mansions then ? and even a wooden bog seat for the servants ? posh git. mine get a bucket.

Barrettski · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2003, 11:52:17 AM »

I shit in the woods...

liverweb · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2003, 12:51:52 PM »

you've got three khazis at liverweb mansions then ?

two up one down
I expected more of you if yer goin to southport. At least one per room

Pheeny · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2003, 02:23:21 PM »

They don't have seats here,they have them stand up bogs!!!

Bren · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2003, 03:30:18 PM »

Hi, Iam new on ere

and by way of introduction allow to say that I like my bog seats to be cold

now I am off to change my name and disappear into the crowd

Bob Kurac · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2003, 03:46:50 PM »

now I am off to change my name and disappear into the crowd

are you sure you're not going to change - very gradually - into a bicycle ?

Bren · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2003, 04:30:15 PM »

hey Bob, them mollycules are hairy customers indeed , some of this bunch with their warm toilet seats could do worse then a good raleigh saddle

Anyway, a man with your knowledge would know to always walk with your bike, never cycle it

Bob Kurac · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2003, 04:43:29 PM »

Indeed. So welcome ... and keep the name !

A pint of plain's yer only man ...

[streety] · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:08:39 PM »

i have a wooden seat its luvvly. Does anyone put down a "fireman's blanket" to stop splash back when your having a shite?

Roger · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:13:43 PM »

i have a wooden seat its luvvly. Does anyone put down a "fireman's blanket" to stop splash back when your having a shite?

I do- but never knew it was called that! Nice one!

Roger · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:16:24 PM »

They don't have seats here,they have them stand up bogs!!!

I know a cheap plumber who could put a 'standard' type pan in for you. IM me.

[streety] · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:18:33 PM »

I do- but never knew it was called that! Nice one!

Roger · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:33:48 PM »

That is what it is called in Viz...
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

Clicked on that 'Finsbury Bridge' is followed by 'firey surprise'

[streety] · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2003, 07:38:16 PM »

I looked on the site and it wasn't on there... It is in the magazine though... Can't remember which one though.