Hi Robbie!
You tried that Brylcreem 'gel' in a tub. My lad uses it but it dries rock hard. But its a bit of a bird pulling tool so he reckons.

Roger no mate, I use nothing appy to grow old gracefully.

I don't need artifical stimulants to pull the birds, who am I kidding.

The missus loves me twice a year, thats all that counts.
