Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?.

[vivabobbygraham]

It's a ladyboy with his todger out. The girls are well impressed with his girth. And the fellah on the right wouldn't mind a cutting off it. As for Phil.....jiggy, jiggy

[plura]

It's a ladyboy with his todger out. The girls are well impressed with his girth. And the fellah on the right wouldn't mind a cutting off it. As for Phil.....jiggy, jiggy

Wow. I feel there's a backstory for your very interesting post. Care to share?

[Samie]

Wow. I feel there's a backstory for your very interesting post. Care to share?

What Bobby got up to on that night in Bangkok is not any of your business. 

[Preston lions]

It's a ladyboy with his todger out. The girls are well impressed with his girth. And the fellah on the right wouldn't mind a cutting off it. As for Phil.....jiggy, jiggy

Well that ladyboy could be any of 80% of their support

[liversaint]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39078869

Nice draw will help in their quest to remain 6th

[sms1986]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39078869

Nice draw will help in their quest to remain 6th

It's one of the worse draws they could get, especially as if they go out in this round they can't finish sixth in the competition.

Seriously, though, I think Rostov can beat them, United won't win it anyway.

[4pool]

Last season's Russian Premier League runners-up Rostov are the lowest-ranked team left in the Europa League, with Uefa's system rating them as only the 93rd best team on the continent.

They are competing in the last 16 of a major European competition for the first time.

Rostov are seventh in their domestic league at the mid-season winter break, having won two of their previous eight league matches.

[The North Bank]

Last season's Russian Premier League runners-up Rostov are the lowest-ranked team left in the Europa League, with Uefa's system rating them as only the 93rd best team on the continent.

They are competing in the last 16 of a major European competition for the first time.

Rostov are seventh in their domestic league at the mid-season winter break, having won two of their previous eight league matches.

Seventh vs sixth then, let's see who has the better league.

[4pool]

Seventh vs sixth then, let's see who has the better league.

 

[elsewhere]

Seventh vs sixth then, let's see who has the better league.

Seven is the new 6!

[cornelius]

Shitcoat has gradually been getting his cocky fucking head back on the last few weeks. Hopefully Southampton kick him in the balls hard otherwise you'll need to leave the telly off for at least a fortnight to avoid the gobshite.

[IgorBobbins]

Is the guy ever happy? All he seems to do is constantly moan about something or other, with a face like a slapped arse.  Must be exhausiting to be around someone that negative.

[Crosby Nick]

Is the guy ever happy? All he seems to do is constantly moan about something or other, with a face like a slapped arse.  Must be exhausiting to be around someone that negative.

His face is getting really jowly of late. Reminds me of rubber faced irritant Phil Cool.

Or one if these stress relievers.

[jillcwhomever]

Is the guy ever happy? All he seems to do is constantly moan about something or other, with a face like a slapped arse.  Must be exhausiting to be around someone that negative.

Totally agree, he really is one negative bugger. I hope it starts rubbing off on the team, would be nice to see them hit a downward spiral, starting on sunday hopefully.

[dalarr]

He's actually making sense here talking about Ranieri. It feels weird writing that.
http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/39080073

[pyroparty]

He doesnt give a fuck about Ranieri, he's spent half of the last decade or so berating him. He just wants a reaction from the Leicester players on Monday. He's a scumbag.

[tonysleft]

He's actually making sense here talking about Ranieri. It feels weird writing that.
http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/39080073

Probably feels he was treated the same way by Chelsea players last season. And no doubt a bit of wanting to wind them up for when you lot play them.

[Carlito Roberto]

Mourinho is just using the Ranieri sacking as a platform to bemoan his own sacking at Chelsea.

Not buying the whole CR tribute when he's said some classy things about Ranieri in the past, including:

“Ranieri? I guess he’s right with what he said I am very demanding of myself and I have to win to be sure of things. This is why I have won so many trophies in my career. Ranieri on the other hand has the mentality of someone who doesn’t need to win. He is almost 70 years old. He has won a Supercup and another small trophy and he is too old to change his mentality. He’s old and he hasn’t won anything. I studied Italian five hours a day for many months to ensure I could communicate with the players, media and fans. Ranieri had been in England for five years and still struggled to say ‘good morning’ and ‘good afternoon.'"

[Mister Flip Flop]

Mourinho is just playing the game. He doesn't give a fuck about Ranieri. He's an absolute scumbag of a person.

[vivabobbygraham]

Wow. I feel there's a backstory for your very interesting post. Care to share?

What goes on in Bangkok........

[vivabobbygraham]

Mourinho is just using the Ranieri sacking as a platform to bemoan his own sacking at Chelsea.

Not buying the whole CR tribute when he's said some classy things about Ranieri in the past, including:

“Ranieri? I guess he’s right with what he said I am very demanding of myself and I have to win to be sure of things. This is why I have won so many trophies in my career. Ranieri on the other hand has the mentality of someone who doesn’t need to win. He is almost 70 years old. He has won a Supercup and another small trophy and he is too old to change his mentality. He’s old and he hasn’t won anything. I studied Italian five hours a day for many months to ensure I could communicate with the players, media and fans. Ranieri had been in England for five years and still struggled to say ‘good morning’ and ‘good afternoon.'"

[thelinnen]

Mourinho is just using the Ranieri sacking as a platform to bemoan his own sacking at Chelsea.

Not buying the whole CR tribute when he's said some classy things about Ranieri in the past, including:

“Ranieri? I guess he’s right with what he said I am very demanding of myself and I have to win to be sure of things. This is why I have won so many trophies in my career. Ranieri on the other hand has the mentality of someone who doesn’t need to win. He is almost 70 years old. He has won a Supercup and another small trophy and he is too old to change his mentality. He’s old and he hasn’t won anything. I studied Italian five hours a day for many months to ensure I could communicate with the players, media and fans. Ranieri had been in England for five years and still struggled to say ‘good morning’ and ‘good afternoon.'"

Snide fucking twat.

Can't wait for the day this lot fuck him off and he's rid of our attention permanently.

[mersey_paradiso]

Last season's Russian Premier League runners-up Rostov are the lowest-ranked team left in the Europa League, with Uefa's system rating them as only the 93rd best team on the continent.

They are competing in the last 16 of a major European competition for the first time.

Rostov are seventh in their domestic league at the mid-season winter break, having won two of their previous eight league matches.

Rostov's results include knocking out Anderlecht and Ajax in qualifying for the CL.

In the group stage they beat Bayern (!) at home, drew with PSV and narrowly lost to Atletico Madrid on the way to dropping out of the CL into the Europa League.

After Gent dumped Spurs out , this has a lot of potential for Mourinho being embarrassed too...


Oh and Rostov is fucking miles away too - probably 5/6 hours flight time so that will hopefully tire them out before their FA Cup QF with Chelsea 4 days later. 

[mattD]

Rostov's results include knocking out Anderlecht and Ajax in qualifying for the CL.

In the group stage they beat Bayern (!) at home, drew with PSV and narrowly lost to Atletico Madrid on the way to dropping out of the CL into the Europa League.

After Gent dumped Spurs out , this has a lot of potential for Mourinho being embarrassed too...


Oh and Rostov is fucking miles away too - probably 5/6 hours flight time so that will hopefully tire them out before their FA Cup QF with Chelsea 4 days later. 

No doubt that snivelling c*nt David Gill will get the game against Chelsea pushed back by a day or so.

[CrasherKid79]

No doubt that snivelling c*nt David Gill will get the game against Chelsea pushed back by a day or so.

Nah the Russian is a much bigger c*nt with more sway, he won't allow that nonsense.

[RyanBabel19]

According to Sport shitcoat is attempting to tap up Neymar with regular phonecalls to pitch the idea of playing in the premier league

[jillcwhomever]

Articles in various papers really bigging Moanio up now, going on about him being a master at cup competitions. I wasn't aware that they had won already, at least it will save me turning the TV on tomorrow. 

For god sake Soton beat this lot please.

[RyanBabel19]

Soton will fold like a cheap tent as expected

[sms1986]

Soton will fold like a cheap tent as expected

Why? They've never won this competition (they've been runners up once), they'll want the win.

[RJH]

No doubt that snivelling c*nt David Gill will get the game against Chelsea pushed back by a day or so.

The Chelsea match is already scheduled for the Monday night, and the return leg is Thurs the same week.

[Solomon Grundy]

Southampton have been excellent in the league cup this season. I don't think they've even conceded a goal.

So let the media underestimate their chances. I hope the Utd players do as well. Because if they do, Southampton certainly have the players who could punish them. Especially Manolo Gabbiadini.

[jillcwhomever]

Snide fucking twat.

Can't wait for the day this lot fuck him off and he's rid of our attention permanently.

I have always wondered if there was any truth in a rumour I heard before Klopp became our manager. I can't remember where it came from but someone was claiming his agent had rung Liverpool up and offered his services to become our manager. But they turned him down and said he wasn't needed they had someone else in mind. It might explain his irrational dislike of Jurgen when he's always moaning about him.

[Kekule]

I'm actually quite intrigued to see how they and the media react if they win tomorrow. Seeing as it's "only the league cup." And "the scousers win league cups, we win the league" and all that.

I imagine there'll be a lot of talk about a potential treble as well, and what a massive achievement that would be...you know the much maligned "plastic" treble that we won, the one with two egg cups and the now devalued FA cup, the one that seemed to be a source of constant amusement to them.  I'm sure it will be a Herculean feat if they manage to pull it off, when you consider they only have the most expensive squad ever assembled to fall back on.

[sms1986]

I'm actually quite intrigued to see how they and the media react if they win tomorrow. Seeing as it's "only the league cup." And "the scousers win league cups, we win the league" and all that.

I imagine there'll be a lot of talk about a potential treble as well, and what a massive achievement that would be...you know the much maligned "plastic" treble that we won, the one with two egg cups and the now devalued FA cup, the one that seemed to be a source of constant amusement to them.  I'm sure it will be a Herculean feat if they manage to pull it off, when you consider they only have the most expensive squad ever assembled to fall back on.

They'll win one at most, and even then they have to get past a Southampton who have done very well in the league cup this season. They'll get knocked out of the FA Cup by Chelsea and won't make it past the semi-finals of the Europa League (if they can make it to them).

[Kekule]

They'll win one at most, and even then they have to get past a Southampton who have done very well in the league cup this season. They'll get knocked out of the FA Cup by Chelsea and won't make it past the semi-finals of the Europa League (if they can make it to them).

Don't get me wrong, I don't think they'll win all three either, I'm just suggesting that if they win tomorrow this is the sort of guff that they and the papers will be coming out with on Monday morning.

[jillcwhomever]

I really feel Southampton can give them a real game tomorrow. Also Puel really dislikes United and the way they behaved when he was managing Lille in the Champions League. He still has a huge bitterness towards them for that, I'm certain they will push the boat out and try and prove a point tomorrow.

[Solomon Grundy]

I really feel Southampton can give them a real game tomorrow. Also Puel really dislikes United and the way they behaved when he was managing Lille in the Champions League. He still has a huge bitterness towards them for that, I'm certain they will push the boat out and try and prove a point tomorrow.

Forgot all about that.

[sms1986]

Don't get me wrong, I don't think they'll win all three either, I'm just suggesting that if they win tomorrow this is the sort of guff that they and the papers will be coming out with on Monday morning.

Oh yeah, I know.

[Crosby Nick]

I really feel Southampton can give them a real game tomorrow. Also Puel really dislikes United and the way they behaved when he was managing Lille in the Champions League. He still has a huge bitterness towards them for that, I'm certain they will push the boat out and try and prove a point tomorrow.

What happened? Don't remember that.

[leiva-pool]

I think they have a huge chance in the Europa. The quality left in that competition compared to last season is ridiculous really. I think the difficulty for them will be balancing the squads between premier league and Europa and that could be their downfall. But in all fairness they should walk that competition.


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