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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2016, 03:34:04 pm »
Ho diddly ho ho
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2016, 03:35:12 pm »
Feels fitting that United finish them off given all the times they've rolled over and showed their belly for them over the years
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2016, 03:49:16 pm »
1 hour until the turd finally flushes as things stand! ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2016, 03:49:52 pm »
1 hour until the turd finally flushes as things stand! ;D

Come 5.00pm, they'll be safe for another week.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2016, 03:51:22 pm »
Come 5.00pm, they'll be safe for another week.

It'll be even more a miracle if Villa score 2 goals without reply.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2016, 03:57:44 pm »
It'll be even more a miracle if Villa score 2 goals without reply.

Believe:

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2016, 04:49:32 pm »
Gone

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2016, 04:49:42 pm »
Good riddance.


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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2016, 04:50:16 pm »
Laters Villa :wave
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2016, 04:50:18 pm »

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #90 on: April 16, 2016, 04:50:19 pm »
Useless bastards.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #91 on: April 16, 2016, 04:50:46 pm »
 :wave :lmao
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #92 on: April 16, 2016, 04:50:51 pm »
Bye bellends
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #93 on: April 16, 2016, 04:51:34 pm »
Get the party poppers and lemonade out. It happened. Hope they don't come back

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #94 on: April 16, 2016, 04:51:38 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #95 on: April 16, 2016, 04:51:57 pm »


So long, Villa.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #96 on: April 16, 2016, 04:52:13 pm »
Please don't come back up any time soon! ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #97 on: April 16, 2016, 04:52:19 pm »
Gerrard says Hi , Villa fans !!  :wave

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #98 on: April 16, 2016, 04:52:54 pm »



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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2016, 04:53:17 pm »
Flussssshhhhh.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #100 on: April 16, 2016, 04:54:08 pm »
Hurry, post more Gerrard pics/GIFs

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #101 on: April 16, 2016, 04:55:38 pm »
RIP Alex Jarmay .                                           Justice  for the 97 YNWA

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #102 on: April 16, 2016, 04:56:08 pm »
Hurry, post more Gerrard pics/GIFs


We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #103 on: April 16, 2016, 04:56:15 pm »
RIP Alex Jarmay .                                           Justice  for the 97 YNWA

Mr Alex Ferguson on Anfield after St Etienne 77 : "I didn't walk away from the ground after the game, I floated out. I had been caught up in the most exciting football atmosphere I have ever experienced...these Liverpool fans support with PASSION"

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #104 on: April 16, 2016, 04:56:52 pm »
RIP Alex Jarmay .                                           Justice  for the 97 YNWA

Mr Alex Ferguson on Anfield after St Etienne 77 : "I didn't walk away from the ground after the game, I floated out. I had been caught up in the most exciting football atmosphere I have ever experienced...these Liverpool fans support with PASSION"

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #105 on: April 16, 2016, 04:57:41 pm »
Bye bye Villa ho ho ho
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #106 on: April 16, 2016, 04:58:38 pm »
RIP Alex Jarmay .                                           Justice  for the 97 YNWA

Mr Alex Ferguson on Anfield after St Etienne 77 : "I didn't walk away from the ground after the game, I floated out. I had been caught up in the most exciting football atmosphere I have ever experienced...these Liverpool fans support with PASSION"

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #107 on: April 16, 2016, 04:58:42 pm »
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :scarf

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2016, 04:58:51 pm »
Glad they've gone down.

But, fair play to these Villa fans for getting in the party spirit.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2016, 05:00:19 pm »
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #110 on: April 16, 2016, 05:00:41 pm »
Glad they've gone down.

But, fair play to these Villa fans for getting in the party spirit.

Is that the same bunch as last time?  Have they just lost loads of weight and most of their hair through stress?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2016, 05:01:50 pm »
Bye Felicia

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2016, 05:02:45 pm »
Is that the same bunch as last time?  Have they just lost loads of weight and most of their hair through stress?

I don't think so. Eddie Izzard isn't there, anyway.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #113 on: April 16, 2016, 05:02:58 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/BMogWN7BLjU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/BMogWN7BLjU</a>

"We're the Villa! We're the championes!"
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #114 on: April 16, 2016, 05:03:25 pm »
There are now only six remaining founder clubs left in the Premier League - Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Tottenham Hotspur. ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2016, 05:03:45 pm »
One of the better aways. Sort of sad they have gone for purely personal reasons of quick to get there for pint, easy to get a pint there and quick to get home for a pint.



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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2016, 05:06:35 pm »
One of the better aways. Sort of sad they have gone for purely personal reasons of quick to get there for pint, easy to get a pint there and quick to get home for a pint.



I doubt I'd be arsed if I didn't drink.

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2016, 05:07:16 pm »
Something incredibly heart-warming about seeing that little red 'R' next to Aston Villa's name.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #118 on: April 16, 2016, 05:09:03 pm »
I genuinely don't give a fuck about Aston Villa enough to be happy they're relegated to be honest

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #119 on: April 16, 2016, 05:10:06 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/BMogWN7BLjU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/BMogWN7BLjU</a>

"We're the Villa! We're the championes!"

I think she meant to sing - "We're the Villa, heading for the championship!"