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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2016, 10:44:07 am »
Norwich win, relegate Villa, put Sunderland more in the shit, then Villa can go and get a result at OT.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2016, 10:45:15 am »
Norwich win, relegate Villa, put Sunderland more in the shit, then Villa can go and get a result at OT.

 That would be the ideal scenario Craig. Unfortunately I can't see anything but a Utd win today.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2016, 10:48:17 am »


Enjoy your trip to Burton Albion next season :)

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2016, 10:50:20 am »


Enjoy your trip to Burton Albion next season :)



Yeah absolute beauts...

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2016, 11:01:10 am »
Always did well at their ground though

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2016, 11:03:17 am »
Always did well at their ground though


 They'll be plenty of other grounds to do well at though mate. They wont be missed. Certainly not by me anyway.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2016, 11:08:48 am »
Bye Villa. I feel very slightly for the one very nice Villa fan I know, but he's been saying they're shit and might actually benefit from relegation for several years now.
Stop whining : https://spiritofshankly.com/ : https://thefsa.org.uk/join/ : https://reclaimourgame.com/
The focus now should not be on who the owners are, but limits on what owners can do without formal supporter agreement. At all clubs.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2016, 11:53:43 am »

 They'll be plenty of other grounds to do well at though mate. They wont be missed. Certainly not by me anyway.

Like Middlesbrough's eh? :) That 3-3 opener of 96/97 and the ecru kits beauts.

Let me reiterate though. Fuck Villa. Glad they are going down.
Messi in fact doesn't have a recognizable trait.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2016, 11:56:49 am »
Like Middlesbrough's eh? :) That 3-3 opener of 96/97 and the ecru kits beauts.


Haha! ;D Apart from that God forsaken place...

I wish they weren't on the verge of coming up. Horrible place to visit, were we hardly ever come away with a positive result.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2016, 12:22:09 pm »
Could be 2 hours 15 minutes minutes until relegation is confirmed.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2016, 12:30:54 pm »
Can't wait for this crock o' shite to be dumped out of the top flight, i think they have long overstayed in this division - to think their fans tried to get a rivalry going with us a few years back :wave

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2016, 12:33:10 pm »
So, Norwich win relegate Villa.
Villa beat the living crap out of Mancs for the "pride" of their shitty club.
That'd be a lovely scenario.  :D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2016, 12:33:17 pm »
Can't wait for this crock o' shite to be dumped out of the top flight, i think they have long overstayed in this division - to think their fans tried to get a rivalry going with us a few years back :wave

Looks like your cock is safe anyway. Bound to have been sweating for a while at least?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2016, 12:36:18 pm »
They know they're gone so they'll go into this game relaxed and wide-open but after a while frustrated at utd's inability to achieve a satisfying penetration Villa will turn round and give Utd a surprise slap and go home with gormless Aston smiles and a whopping 3 points.
It is a machine. It is more stupid than we are. It will not stop us from doing stupid things.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2016, 12:38:39 pm »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2016, 12:39:47 pm »
So, Norwich win relegate Villa.
Villa beat the living crap out of Mancs for the "pride" of their shitty club.
That'd be a lovely scenario.  :D

Even Norwich drawing will relegate Villa.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2016, 12:41:23 pm »
Hey, Andy . . . . you seem to be a bit of an expert at seeking out the best images for any given occasion.

Have you got one that would show my complete and utter disgust for Mike Ashley?

Thanks man    :)

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2016, 12:42:05 pm »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2016, 12:42:41 pm »
Hey, Andy . . . . you seem to be a bit of an expert at seeking out the best images for any given occasion.

Have you got one that would show my complete and utter disgust for Mike Ashley?

Thanks man    :)

Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2016, 12:43:46 pm »
That would be the ideal scenario Craig. Unfortunately I can't see anything but a Utd win today.

In the words of Dejan Lovren "Nothing is over, eh".
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2016, 12:44:36 pm »
In the words of Dejan Lovren "Nothing is over, eh".

Manchester United 9 Aston Villa 0
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2016, 12:46:57 pm »
Manchester United 0 Aston Villa 9

This is a win for the Aston Villa country.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2016, 12:50:13 pm »
This is a win for the Aston Villa country.

:D
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2016, 12:54:10 pm »
Any chance that they can bet that lot today and still go down?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #64 on: April 16, 2016, 02:10:53 pm »
Their new crest features a lion chewing a season ticket renewal form... [emoji16]

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2016, 02:13:29 pm »
Well, I for one will miss my trips to Villa Park. Always thought it was one of the best away grounds to visit.

I think it's pretty sad to lose a club with such a rich history from the league - I really don't think we'll be seeing them again any time soon either.

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HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2016, 02:21:54 pm »
They don't care about getting relegated. Just like they didn't care about the FA Cup final. Every Villa fan right now is too busy planning for Gerrard's birthday this year.

Seriously though, good riddance. I think they'll struggle down there for many years. I agree with Carragher, they're an embarrassment.


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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2016, 02:27:42 pm »
Probably alone in this but I think they're going to do a Leicester - escape relegation, and then win the title next season...
They have life in them, they have humour, they're arrogant, they're cocky and they're proud. And that's what I want my team to be.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2016, 02:28:18 pm »
As I said, I hope they survive another week. ;)

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2016, 02:28:52 pm »
Probably alone in this but I think they're going to do a Leicester - escape relegation, and then win the title next season...

Probably?!  ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2016, 02:35:27 pm »
Probably alone in this but I think they're going to do a Leicester - escape relegation, and then win the title next season...
Is that before or after MENSA candidate Gabby Agbonlahor captains his team to University Challenge glory?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2016, 02:36:02 pm »
Andy, you've prematurely shot your wad.

(because Villa will win today).
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2016, 02:36:34 pm »
Guess not

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2016, 02:39:36 pm »
Fuck Norwich 2 chances they've had to confirm Villa being relegated by getting at least a draw they bottle it by losing, oh well Champaign on ice until 5pm. :butt
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #74 on: April 16, 2016, 02:42:21 pm »
Utd win today and they're down anyway aren't they?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #75 on: April 16, 2016, 02:45:18 pm »
Utd win today and they're down anyway aren't they?

Norwich are on 31 Aston Villa on 16, 5 games left they need all 15 points.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #76 on: April 16, 2016, 02:51:25 pm »
Norwich are on 31 Aston Villa on 16, 5 games left they need all 15 points.

So they're down then.

Norwich GD -22
Sunderland GD -21
Newcastle GD -29
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #77 on: April 16, 2016, 02:57:01 pm »
Utd win today and they're down anyway aren't they?

Yep United win or draw, only a win will do for Villa even then have got to overturn the goal difference which is 16 goals worse than Norwich..
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #78 on: April 16, 2016, 02:57:51 pm »
It's ok though, Tim Sherwood says they will do well in the Championship  ;)

I reckon if they get off to a dodgy start in the first 10-12 games they will be fighting another relegation battle next season; wouldn't that be lovely?  :)

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2016, 03:26:04 pm »
Apt they're wearing yellow.
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