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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1560 on: February 22, 2017, 05:21:43 pm »
The guy is deranged and quite sinister.

He is quite simply a c*nt of a human being who I hope disaster befalls him at every opportunity. If he can be a home wrecker and get his own family to hate him, footballers aren't going to want to look up to him. I sincerely hope he does go into management though and that it is an absolute catastrophe. Given the way he's treated his loved ones, he will most probably end his days a lonely man creeping around Ann Summers who gains noteriety by becoming involved in an auto asphyxiation accident while trying out their products.

And don't forget the orange. Not sure whether it is inserted in the rectum or in the throat but the orange has an important historic role in this type of auto erotic accident. :)

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1561 on: February 22, 2017, 05:50:33 pm »
For anyone in the English football media tempted to humour Giggs in his self-serving delusions (probably all of them, to be honest), Antonio Conte is the best comparison, and an especially instructive one given what he’s doing with Chelsea this season. A highly-decorated player (five Serie A titles, Champions League winner in 1996, runners-up medals at both the World Cup in 1994 and European Championship in 2000), his first three years in management were nonetheless spent in Italy’s Serie B with Arezzo and Bari. When he did finally get a job in the top-flight it was with perennial strugglers Atalanta, then back to another Serie B club in Siena. Those four unfashionable clubs cover roughly his first five years as a manager, and when a big job finally did present itself, it was at the club with which he had excelled as a player, Juventus.

Personally, I would be absolutely ecstatic if Manchester United were to sack Mourinho in the morning and “give it Giggseh”, but in the same way that the likes of AC Milan or Inter (or Juventus, for that matter) weren’t exactly beating a path to Conte’s door in the early years of his management career, no other club, besides the one at which he is a playing legend, owes Giggs so much as a single solitary thought until he proves his competence and talent, somewhere, as a manager.

With that said, I’m sure that for Arezzo and Bari having a Champions League-winning Italian international taking the reins was enough. Even if Conte wasn’t always successful (initially sacked at Arezzo, won Serie B with Bari, sacked by Atalanta, promotion with Siena), the prospect of having a “name” in the dugout to attract a better calibre of player and a bit of profile to the club probably figured into their thinking.

Well there are plenty of similar opportunities waiting for Giggs in the lower leagues of English football. A quick internet search would tell him that 18 of the Championship’s 24 managers are currently British or Irish. Of the 6 exceptions, one is Jaap Stam, another highly-decorated former player who was once a teammate of Giggs’ and is taking his first steps into management at a lower level despite having over five years’ coaching experience, some of which were spent at a major club (Ajax). And lest Giggs think that he would somehow be “slumming it” in the Championship, the league is good enough for a third of the Champions League-winning managers currently active in English football (namely Rafa Benítez), and back in August, when Roberto di Matteo was still managing Aston Villa, it housed as many as half of them (Mourinho and Guardiola obviously the others).

And it isn’t just the Championship where opportunities for British coaches are rife: 23 of the 24 coaches in both League One and League Two are British or Irish, and one of the two exceptions is from a British territory (Gibraltar). Even leaving the latter out, it means that 71 of the 92 Premier/Football League clubs in English football currently have a British or Irish manager in charge (77%), and I would wager that a high proportion of them would virtually hand Giggs the job without an interview given the profile he would bring.

But Giggs doesn’t want that. As he says himself, “if you don't get the chance, you don’t get the chance to prove what you can do and see what you can do with a talented team.” The bit in bold says it all about what he really means. You see, this isn’t about there being too many foreign managers in English football, this is about Giggs being handed a big job with a minimum of effort, the managerial equivalent of a baby being spoon-fed. He namechecks Paul Clement, but Giggs would probably be mortified at the prospect of spending the next 11 years of his life as Chelsea academy coach, Republic of Ireland U-21 coach and Fulham academy coach as Clement did after his retirement from playing. Instead, Giggs wants to see what he can do with a talented team and, like English football’s very own version of Veruca Salt, he wants it NOW (hey, we all do Ryan, but the less entitled among us just buy Football Manager).

But it doesn’t work that way anywhere, not just in England, and that reality has little to do with the number of nationalities involved. For context, let’s look at Antonio Conte’s homeland. In Serie A, 16 of the 20 managers are currently Italian (80%), compared with the Premier League’s 7 British bosses (35%). “Haha!” Giggs, no doubt backed by the majority of the English football media, might say, “so Italian clubs give their managers a chance!” Well yes, they do, but very rarely to ex-players with fuck all management experience who want to skip the apprenticeship and step straight into a big job. Even a cursory examination of the early managerial careers of Serie A’s current Italian incumbents makes that much obvious:

Vincenzo Montella (AC Milan): Roma under-15 team;
Gian Piero Gasperini (Atalanta): Juventus youth teams for a decade, Crotone;
Roberto Donadoni (Bologna): Lecco, Livorno;
Massimo Rastelli (Cagliari): Juve Stabia, Brindisi, Portogruaro, Avellino;
Rolando Maran (Chievo): Cittadella, Brescia, Bari, Triestina, Vicenza, Varese;
Davide Nicola (Crotone): Lumezzane, Livorno, Bari;
Giovanni Martusciello (Empoli): Empoli youth team, Empoli assistant manager;
Andrea Mandorlini (Genoa): Manzanese, Triestina, Spezia, Vicenza;
Stefano Pioli (Inter): Bologna youth team, Chievo youth team, Salernitana, Modena;
Massimiliano Allegri (Juventus): Aglianese, Real SPAL, Grosseto, Sassuolo;
Simone Inzaghi (Lazio): Lazio youth teams for six years;
Maurizio Sarri (Napoli): Stia, Faellese, Cavriglia, Antella, Valdema, Tegoleto, Sansovino, Sangiovannese, Pescara, Arezzo, Avellinol;
Luciano Spalletti (Roma): Empoli;
Marco Giampaolo (Sampdoria): Pescara assistant coach, Giulianova assistant coach, Treviso assistant coach, Ascoli;
Eusebio Di Francesco (Sassuolo): Virtus Lanciano, Pescara, Lecce;
Luigi Delneri (Udinese): Opitergina, Pro Gorizia, Partinicaudace, Teramo, Ravenna, Novara, Nocerina, Ternana.

The jobs listed above don’t represent the entire breadth of these managers’ experience prior to their current top-flight roles, just their respective baptisms into management. Some apprenticeships (certainly Sarri’s and Delneri’s) were longer and more gruelling than others, and bearing in mind that some of these clubs, like Crotone, Empoli and Sassuolo, are only relatively recent additions to Serie A and hardly represent the kind of job that Giggs covets, perhaps it would be fair to say that some are still being served. Regardless, with only two possible exceptions (Inzaghi and Montella), it would be fair to say that none of these men learned their trade at glamorous clubs.

Inzaghi and Montella, Serie A winners and Italian internationals both, were fortunate in that they were thought of very highly at Lazio and Roma respectively, and Montella’s situation, where he coached Roma’s under-15 team for a season or two before getting the Roma job on an interim basis after Ranieiri was sacked, is quite similar to what happened at Manchester United when Moyes left (although, and I admit to being ignorant on this, did Giggs actually do anything in a coaching capacity at Old Trafford aside from sitting next to the manager and occasionally being glowered at by Van Gaal, even at under-15 level?). In the vast majority of cases, however, the road to the top in Italy has gone through Serie C1, Serie C2 and places like Aglianese and Sangiovannese.

I’ve picked Italy merely to illustrate the fact that the man who currently looks certain to lead his side to the Premier League title as early as February is Italian, but it’s a pattern likely to be repeated in leagues the world over. Carlo Ancelotti started off in Serie B with Reggiana, Jürgen Klopp with Mainz in the second tier of German football (where he had played virtually his entire career, incidentally, and may have found it more difficult to get that job otherwise), Thomas Tuchel with FC Augsburg’s reserves, Unai Emery with Lorca Deportiva and Almería, and so on. Going back further, Ferguson had St. Mirren and Italy's last World Cup-winning manager, Marcelo Lippi, managed the Sampdoria youth team, Pontedera, Siena, Pistoiese, Carrarese, Cesena and Lucchese before he got a sniff of the big time with Atalanta and cash-strapped Napoli in the early-nineties. Even Zidane with Castilla and Pep Guardiola with Barcelona B has to serve some kind of managerial apprenticeship before they were given a big job. This is to say nothing of the histories of the Premier League’s managers already outlined by these posts:

And this is the first club(s) of those 7 managers...
Let's have a look where the foreign managers all started their careers in full time management

All of which is to say, bluntly, that Giggs is full of shit. Having never managed a team at any level, he has one very simple solution open to him: if he finds a foreign manager sitting in the dugout at a club he wants to manage, be better than that foreign manager and prove it. In a country which suddenly seems fucking obsessed with what foreigners are bringing to society, the irony is that all Giggs has to do is work harder and be more productive. Do that and the Manchester United job will be his someday, for sure (and the same will likely be true for Steven Gerrard at Liverpool one day). But nah, fuck that, complaining about foreigners to a sympathetic media in post-Brexit Britain is so much easier.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1562 on: February 22, 2017, 06:29:56 pm »
I hate this type of Little Englander attitude.

Merson and (sadly) Thomson were going bat shit crazy when Hull appointed Silva. "What does this foreign manager know about OUR league, etc" type rhetoric. The Phelan love in seemed to on the sole basis he was British, and Silva bashing because he was from Portugal.

Disgraceful, and borderline xenophobic.

Why doesn't Giggsy go learn his trade in the lower leagues? Not many foreign managers about there.

Furthermore, which British manager does he think is being passed up for top jobs? Moyes? Allardyce? Pardew?

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1563 on: February 22, 2017, 07:33:55 pm »
I hate this type of Little Englander attitude.

Merson and (sadly) Thomson were going bat shit crazy when Hull appointed Silva. "What does this foreign manager know about OUR league, etc" type rhetoric. The Phelan love in seemed to on the sole basis he was British, and Silva bashing because he was from Portugal.

Disgraceful, and borderline xenophobic.

Why doesn't Giggsy go learn his trade in the lower leagues? Not many foreign managers about there.

Furthermore, which British manager does he think is being passed up for top jobs? Moyes? Allardyce? Pardew?

If UKIP had a football team it would be managed by some tosser like Sean Dyche or Fat Sam. These fuckwits like Giggs and co are probably Brexit voting Scum reading louts.

I don't doubt there's xenophobia in English football. It's the typical narrow minded parochialism that is fostered by an island mentality. It's an absolute myth that English/British managers don't get their chance - clubs hire foreign managers because native managers have been tried and tested and proven themselves to be tactically limited. Mike Phelan for example.

There's absolutely no progression or advancements in coaching methods with regards to English coaches and they deserve all the failure they get these days.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1564 on: February 22, 2017, 07:36:00 pm »
Putting his lack of experience to one side, I don't get how he expects people to respect him when he was shagging his brother's wife for eight years. How do you look someone like that in the eye and trust them? Especially when they've got a bit of a wang eye.

Dodgy, dangerous, overly hairy chested, seemingly xenophobic fucker that man.
yup, he seems oblivious to that, as well as his other flaws

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1565 on: February 22, 2017, 07:36:49 pm »
I hate this type of Little Englander attitude.

Merson and (sadly) Thomson were going bat shit crazy when Hull appointed Silva. "What does this foreign manager know about OUR league, etc" type rhetoric. The Phelan love in seemed to on the sole basis he was British, and Silva bashing because he was from Portugal.

Disgraceful, and borderline xenophobic.

Why doesn't Giggsy go learn his trade in the lower leagues? Not many foreign managers about there.

Furthermore, which British manager does he think is being passed up for top jobs? Moyes? Allardyce? Pardew?

I remember it was pretty similiar when Southampton randomly got rid of Nigel Adkins for Mauro Pochetetino.

That turned out pretty good in the end ...

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1566 on: February 22, 2017, 07:52:11 pm »
I remember it was pretty similiar when Southampton randomly got rid of Nigel Adkins for Mauro Pochetetino.

That turned out pretty good in the end ...

Forgetting the more recent example of that. It was pretty high profile ;)

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1567 on: February 22, 2017, 07:57:14 pm »
For anyone in the English football media tempted to humour Giggs in his self-serving delusions (probably all of them, to be honest), Antonio Conte is the best comparison, and an especially instructive one given what he’s doing with Chelsea this season. A highly-decorated player (five Serie A titles, Champions League winner in 1996, runners-up medals at both the World Cup in 1994 and European Championship in 2000), his first three years in management were nonetheless spent in Italy’s Serie B with Arezzo and Bari. When he did finally get a job in the top-flight it was with perennial strugglers Atalanta, then back to another Serie B club in Siena. Those four unfashionable clubs cover roughly his first five years as a manager, and when a big job finally did present itself, it was at the club with which he had excelled as a player, Juventus.

Personally, I would be absolutely ecstatic if Manchester United were to sack Mourinho in the morning and “give it Giggseh”, but in the same way that the likes of AC Milan or Inter (or Juventus, for that matter) weren’t exactly beating a path to Conte’s door in the early years of his management career, no other club, besides the one at which he is a playing legend, owes Giggs so much as a single solitary thought until he proves his competence and talent, somewhere, as a manager.

With that said, I’m sure that for Arezzo and Bari having a Champions League-winning Italian international taking the reins was enough. Even if Conte wasn’t always successful (initially sacked at Arezzo, won Serie B with Bari, sacked by Atalanta, promotion with Siena), the prospect of having a “name” in the dugout to attract a better calibre of player and a bit of profile to the club probably figured into their thinking.

Well there are plenty of similar opportunities waiting for Giggs in the lower leagues of English football. A quick internet search would tell him that 18 of the Championship’s 24 managers are currently British or Irish. Of the 6 exceptions, one is Jaap Stam, another highly-decorated former player who was once a teammate of Giggs’ and is taking his first steps into management at a lower level despite having over five years’ coaching experience, some of which were spent at a major club (Ajax). And lest Giggs think that he would somehow be “slumming it” in the Championship, the league is good enough for a third of the Champions League-winning managers currently active in English football (namely Rafa Benítez), and back in August, when Roberto di Matteo was still managing Aston Villa, it housed as many as half of them (Mourinho and Guardiola obviously the others).

And it isn’t just the Championship where opportunities for British coaches are rife: 23 of the 24 coaches in both League One and League Two are British or Irish, and one of the two exceptions is from a British territory (Gibraltar). Even leaving the latter out, it means that 71 of the 92 Premier/Football League clubs in English football currently have a British or Irish manager in charge (77%), and I would wager that a high proportion of them would virtually hand Giggs the job without an interview given the profile he would bring.

But Giggs doesn’t want that. As he says himself, “if you don't get the chance, you don’t get the chance to prove what you can do and see what you can do with a talented team.” The bit in bold says it all about what he really means. You see, this isn’t about there being too many foreign managers in English football, this is about Giggs being handed a big job with a minimum of effort, the managerial equivalent of a baby being spoon-fed. He namechecks Paul Clement, but Giggs would probably be mortified at the prospect of spending the next 11 years of his life as Chelsea academy coach, Republic of Ireland U-21 coach and Fulham academy coach as Clement did after his retirement from playing. Instead, Giggs wants to see what he can do with a talented team and, like English football’s very own version of Veruca Salt, he wants it NOW (hey, we all do Ryan, but the less entitled among us just buy Football Manager).

But it doesn’t work that way anywhere, not just in England, and that reality has little to do with the number of nationalities involved. For context, let’s look at Antonio Conte’s homeland. In Serie A, 16 of the 20 managers are currently Italian (80%), compared with the Premier League’s 7 British bosses (35%). “Haha!” Giggs, no doubt backed by the majority of the English football media, might say, “so Italian clubs give their managers a chance!” Well yes, they do, but very rarely to ex-players with fuck all management experience who want to skip the apprenticeship and step straight into a big job. Even a cursory examination of the early managerial careers of Serie A’s current Italian incumbents makes that much obvious:

Vincenzo Montella (AC Milan): Roma under-15 team;
Gian Piero Gasperini (Atalanta): Juventus youth teams for a decade, Crotone;
Roberto Donadoni (Bologna): Lecco, Livorno;
Massimo Rastelli (Cagliari): Juve Stabia, Brindisi, Portogruaro, Avellino;
Rolando Maran (Chievo): Cittadella, Brescia, Bari, Triestina, Vicenza, Varese;
Davide Nicola (Crotone): Lumezzane, Livorno, Bari;
Giovanni Martusciello (Empoli): Empoli youth team, Empoli assistant manager;
Andrea Mandorlini (Genoa): Manzanese, Triestina, Spezia, Vicenza;
Stefano Pioli (Inter): Bologna youth team, Chievo youth team, Salernitana, Modena;
Massimiliano Allegri (Juventus): Aglianese, Real SPAL, Grosseto, Sassuolo;
Simone Inzaghi (Lazio): Lazio youth teams for six years;
Maurizio Sarri (Napoli): Stia, Faellese, Cavriglia, Antella, Valdema, Tegoleto, Sansovino, Sangiovannese, Pescara, Arezzo, Avellinol;
Luciano Spalletti (Roma): Empoli;
Marco Giampaolo (Sampdoria): Pescara assistant coach, Giulianova assistant coach, Treviso assistant coach, Ascoli;
Eusebio Di Francesco (Sassuolo): Virtus Lanciano, Pescara, Lecce;
Luigi Delneri (Udinese): Opitergina, Pro Gorizia, Partinicaudace, Teramo, Ravenna, Novara, Nocerina, Ternana.

The jobs listed above don’t represent the entire breadth of these managers’ experience prior to their current top-flight roles, just their respective baptisms into management. Some apprenticeships (certainly Sarri’s and Delneri’s) were longer and more gruelling than others, and bearing in mind that some of these clubs, like Crotone, Empoli and Sassuolo, are only relatively recent additions to Serie A and hardly represent the kind of job that Giggs covets, perhaps it would be fair to say that some are still being served. Regardless, with only two possible exceptions (Inzaghi and Montella), it would be fair to say that none of these men learned their trade at glamorous clubs.

Inzaghi and Montella, Serie A winners and Italian internationals both, were fortunate in that they were thought of very highly at Lazio and Roma respectively, and Montella’s situation, where he coached Roma’s under-15 team for a season or two before getting the Roma job on an interim basis after Ranieiri was sacked, is quite similar to what happened at Manchester United when Moyes left (although, and I admit to being ignorant on this, did Giggs actually do anything in a coaching capacity at Old Trafford aside from sitting next to the manager and occasionally being glowered at by Van Gaal, even at under-15 level?). In the vast majority of cases, however, the road to the top in Italy has gone through Serie C1, Serie C2 and places like Aglianese and Sangiovannese.

I’ve picked Italy merely to illustrate the fact that the man who currently looks certain to lead his side to the Premier League title as early as February is Italian, but it’s a pattern likely to be repeated in leagues the world over. Carlo Ancelotti started off in Serie B with Reggiana, Jürgen Klopp with Mainz in the second tier of German football (where he had played virtually his entire career, incidentally, and may have found it more difficult to get that job otherwise), Thomas Tuchel with FC Augsburg’s reserves, Unai Emery with Lorca Deportiva and Almería, and so on. Going back further, Ferguson had St. Mirren and Italy's last World Cup-winning manager, Marcelo Lippi, managed the Sampdoria youth team, Pontedera, Siena, Pistoiese, Carrarese, Cesena and Lucchese before he got a sniff of the big time with Atalanta and cash-strapped Napoli in the early-nineties. Even Zidane with Castilla and Pep Guardiola with Barcelona B has to serve some kind of managerial apprenticeship before they were given a big job. This is to say nothing of the histories of the Premier League’s managers already outlined by these posts:

All of which is to say, bluntly, that Giggs is full of shit. Having never managed a team at any level, he has one very simple solution open to him: if he finds a foreign manager sitting in the dugout at a club he wants to manage, be better than that foreign manager and prove it. In a country which suddenly seems fucking obsessed with what foreigners are bringing to society, the irony is that all Giggs has to do is work harder and be more productive. Do that and the Manchester United job will be his someday, for sure (and the same will likely be true for Steven Gerrard at Liverpool one day). But nah, fuck that, complaining about foreigners to a sympathetic media in post-Brexit Britain is so much easier.

Bravo, what a fantastic post E2K! Please contribute more!  :)

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1568 on: February 22, 2017, 08:11:43 pm »
yup, he seems oblivious to that, as well as his other flaws

Signs of a sociopath.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1569 on: February 23, 2017, 10:39:58 am »
Bravo, what a fantastic post E2K! Please contribute more!  :)

So often in football, tribalism takes over. For our own fun, or to vent, we take enjoyment in calling rivals twats or whatever. With Giggs, he really is one of the most loathsome individuals in the sport, at least that we know of, for obvious reasons. That makes accurate put downs like E2K's brilliant post all the more fun. It was yet another E2K beauty.

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« Reply #1570 on: February 23, 2017, 11:03:17 am »
Fantastic post E2K.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1571 on: February 23, 2017, 11:22:18 am »
As others have said, brilliant from E2K.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1572 on: February 23, 2017, 11:37:58 am »
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Spectacular post. I can tell a lot of effort and research went into that so thank you.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1573 on: February 23, 2017, 02:08:49 pm »
Awesome work there mate.
So giggseh nailed on as next Everton manager when barca come calling for Koeman?

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1574 on: February 23, 2017, 03:12:36 pm »
Awesome work there mate.
So giggseh nailed on as next Everton manager when barca come calling for Koeman?
We need some kind of Uri Geller-esque RAWK mindfuck thing to try and make this happen. Maybe if we co-ordinate and get the whole of RAWK to draw a picture of Giggseh holding the bitters' scarf aloft at the same time then we can make it happen.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1575 on: February 23, 2017, 03:29:30 pm »
Don't know what y'all are on about, give Giggseh the United job I say. These 6th place loving foreign managers, Giggseh will show 'em.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1576 on: February 23, 2017, 03:29:45 pm »
We need some kind of Uri Geller-esque RAWK mindfuck thing to try and make this happen. Maybe if we co-ordinate and get the whole of RAWK to draw a picture of Giggseh holding the bitters' scarf aloft at the same time then we can make it happen.


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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1577 on: February 23, 2017, 04:02:19 pm »
Those disgraceful foreigners Hasselbaink and Staam too, stealing all the opportunitys in the lower leagues.

And don't forget David Wagner, who could well be in the premier league next season after learning his trade in the 3rd tier of German football, then in the Championship.

I don't know what Giggs' problem is with tthis, if he's just a xenaphobic prick, or if he truly thinks that he can just step into a job at the highest level, but if that is the case, then he's deluded. If he's serious about being a coach, I'm sure there are oppotunities be it lower league, or going to bigger clubs academy set ups.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1579 on: February 23, 2017, 07:57:36 pm »
Can't wait until the media persuades a club to hire him. The results will be hilarious.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1580 on: February 23, 2017, 08:15:41 pm »
Leicester job before Monday, give them a spanking and him to take them down, please.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1581 on: February 23, 2017, 09:07:08 pm »
If your son wants to try driving you don't immediately go out and get a Ferrari.. he was lucky enough to be Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal's assistant here, he wasn't even really qualified for a post like that. He'd be lucky to get something like Blackburn.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1582 on: February 23, 2017, 09:51:57 pm »
If your son wants to try driving you don't immediately go out and get a Ferrari.. he was lucky enough to be Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal's assistant here, he wasn't even really qualified for a post like that. He'd be lucky to get something like Blackburn.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1583 on: February 23, 2017, 10:33:23 pm »
Would love him to get the Leicester job and take them down. Horrible club and a horrible man. Make it happen.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1584 on: February 23, 2017, 10:35:24 pm »
Would love him to get the Leicester job and take them down. Horrible club and a horrible man. Make it happen.
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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1585 on: February 23, 2017, 10:39:12 pm »
my dream is Bruce gets sacked and Giggs takes them to league 1.

Pardiola at Leicester and Giggs at Villa. Add Fat Sam at palace to that duo and we could enjoy a treble relegation party in May.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1586 on: February 23, 2017, 11:24:54 pm »
Funny how Giggs wasn't airing any of his views on foreign managers while being van Gaal's right hand man.  The number of talented foreign managers in the PL is what makes it so exciting.  Conte, Guardiola, Mourinho, Klopp, Pochettino, Ranieri  :-[ are light years ahead of their British peers. 

While Giggs was a legend for us on the pitch, where he ranks as a human being is part of the reason why I'd want him far away from managing our club.  That, and the fact he's never managed before.  It's pretty obvious he expected to be handed a top job, when he needs to go either down to the lower leagues or overseas and prove himself. 

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1587 on: February 23, 2017, 11:28:48 pm »
Funny how Giggs wasn't airing any of his views on foreign managers while being van Gaal's right hand man.  The number of talented foreign managers in the PL is what makes it so exciting.  Conte, Guardiola, Mourinho, Klopp, Pochettino, Ranieri  :-[ are light years ahead of their British peers. 

While Giggs was a legend for us on the pitch, where he ranks as a human being is part of the reason why I'd want him far away from managing our club.  That, and the fact he's never managed before.  It's pretty obvious he expected to be handed a top job, when he needs to go either down to the lower leagues or overseas and prove himself. 

And the fact that he's a shrimp-eyed simpleton.

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Re: Ryan Giggs was the Interim Manager of Lassiter's
« Reply #1588 on: February 24, 2017, 12:57:49 am »
The guy is deranged and quite sinister.

He is quite simply a c*nt of a human being........he will most probably end his days a lonely man creeping around Ann Summers who gains noteriety by becoming involved in an auto asphyxiation accident while trying out their products.

Both E2K and MattD make beautiful points!
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