Topic: Wayne Bridge gets a phone call.

[RigBon1892]

Err, SEAT's don't have foglights, fool!

More than one SEAT doesn't have an apostrophe.

[Lent§]

More than one SEAT doesn't have an apostrophe.

Does it not? Apologies. However, i'd sooner misplace an apostrophe than be unable to work my car.

[Sat1]

I think the barman probably looked like this:

Did we ever find out the answer?

[John C]

Do we all accept his excuse for what he did?

He said that since full backs always go missing so wherever they leave a hole it the centre backs job to fill it!

[Carras Left Foot]

Fucking hell that is the greatest post of all time on any forum.

The ''I don't know' said the bartender 'in fact I don't really speak English 你識唔識講廣東話?' line had me in hysterics for about an hour

[Bennyo]

Nope, I stand by my initial theory, I think as the author himself said, it is something that simply grew to be even bigger than what was expected.

Still, I think we should start a 'Level 3' thread debating this at length   

Great literature has layers even the authors don't intend

[Something Else]

I personally did not see the funny part and wonder what is happening to the world, or at least some of the posters on here, it cant be drugs, as Pascoli thought it was shite too

[Fontaine]

'Hold on John' said Bridge 'I'm still injured remember. It's not like you to be inconsiderate'
'I'm sorry Wayne. Please finish your cider.'

Not even in the same league as Sabu Pundit you lads are diluded.
I'm pretty sure the line in bold is actually supposed to be the punchline the final line is inconsequential

[buzzing]

Did we ever find out the answer?

Been working on it constantly day n night since it was first posted. I've almost figured it out

[buzzing]

Fucking hell that is the greatest post of all time on any forum.

The ''I don't know' said the bartender 'in fact I don't really speak English 你識唔識講廣東話?' line had me in hysterics for about an hour

Stick it through a translator and it'll have you laughing for another hour

[the_prodigal_s0n]

Stick it through a translator and it'll have you laughing for another hour

Just did. 

[kavah]

... when she met Terry, she forced his hand down into her bra and said: ‘Have you ever felt one of these before?’.
Terry replied: ‘Not since I missed that penalty in the Champions’ League final’.”

from Frank Skinner's Column in the times

[Super MAC]

i think i get the joke...which is mildly alarming

[Mouth]

Wayne Bridge gets a phone call............

Caller: Hi baby!

WB: Who the fuck is this?? Is that you Terry you c*nt??

Caller: Er Wayne? No sorry mate, its me Ashley, just thought I'd call and see how you are doing, John is a total c*nt mate.

WB: Yeah he is, I'm in bits mate, I want to kill the c*nt! Thanks for calling though.

AC: No problem mate just wanted to let you know I was on your side, anyway take care, bye.

WB: Cheers mate, see you round....

Wait a minute why did he call me baby??

[Rotation]

ha

[SadRed]

"'I've inexplicably travelled to Asia with former teammate and friend Wayne Bridge"

hahahhaah that cracked me up

[Lady_brandybuck]

I think the barman probably looked like this:

what's wrong with that picture?

[LFC_Stuart1988]

John Terry's post match commentary, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, everyone knows if a full back leaves a hole, it's the job of a centre back to fill it."

[TipTopKop]

what's wrong with that picture?

oh don't start that again !!!

[Terry de Niro]

It's fucking shit!

[Maggie May]

Where does Billy the Fish figure in all this? 

[Mouth]

Where does Billy the Fish figure in all this? 

He got battered by Terry

[redbyrdz]

this thread is pure genius - its like being with your mates and somebody starts laughing about nothing and after a bit everybody's pissing themselves.

And who's this poor soul? Come on, show yourself!

that just had me laughing and crying for 5 minutes solid. the insecurity of not getting the joke, and a quick post on the internet to be in with everybody else again! And how the fuck did you find that? googled the joke, eh?

[Rotation]

Cheeky bump

[SpesRan]

That was the worst joke I've ever heard/read, I then read it again and it was even worse. Then I let it sink in for 1-2 minutes while reading a few posts discussing the joke and I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight. What???

[TonyTheRed]

Wayne Bridge just sent John Terry a text. It read - That's how you play away from home - c*nt!!

[kavah]

Wayne Bridge just sent England's Brave John Terry a text. It read - That's how you play away from home - c*nt!!

ha ha.

[dr.dracco]

Wayne Bridge has refused to play for England after finding out his girlfriend cheated on him with England's Brave John Terry. Unconfirmed reports claim Fabio Capello has given Terry two Viagras and sent him round Emile Heskey's house.

This is class...

[tbonejones]

This thread has made me laugh more than anything else on the internet. Class

[The_Cutter]

Ah lovely to see this again.

that just had me laughing and crying for 5 minutes solid. the insecurity of not getting the joke, and a quick post on the internet to be in with everybody else again! And how the fuck did you find that? googled the joke, eh?

Indeed, I was bored and was wondering if the word is spreading. Not what I expected.

[jambutty]

And this week, Tévez furthered the notion that he hails from a place – much like Max's post-apocalyptic wasteland – with a seriously unforgiving moral code.

Poor Mel Gibson, victim of an English world conspiracy.  Certainly a lot less benign than the one which was in operation at Wembley on Wednesday night, when one decent clearance and a muscular tackle were enough for a straying former England captain to achieve popular redemption.

Speaking about John Terry's private predilections, Tévez said that "in my neighbourhood if you do that, you lose your legs, or you don't survive".

So now we know where to begin our inquiries if JT ends up one day with a steel boomerang embedded in his head.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/mancity/7370242/Carlos-Tevezs-uncompromising-take-on-John-Terry-saga-uncovers-Mad-Max-world.html

[Robotforaday]

England's Brave John Terry and Wayne Bridge walk into a pub. The bartender says 'Wow! England's Brave John Terry and Wayne Bridge'.
'That's right' said Terry 'pleased to meet your acquaintance'
'Can I get you lads something to drink?' asked the landlord
'I'll have a pint of cider please' requested Bridge politely
'Just an orange juice for me please' said Terry 'I've got a game against Hull at 8 o'clock tonight'
'I know' said the bartender 'In fact this we like to show the games on TV'
'Too bad it's not on Sky' lamented the Man City full-back
'But Crystal Palace v Wolves is on ITV4' remembered Terry
'Not in this pub' added the bartender abruptly
'Why not?' asked Bridge incredulously 'Are you a Millwall fan?'
'No it's because you're not in England now. This is Hong Kong!'
'Oh crumbs!' exclaimed Terry. 'I've inexplicably travelled to Asia with former teammate and friend Wayne Bridge - the very person with whom I'm currently embroiled in a tabloid scandal. Now how on earth am I going to get to the KC stadium by eight to help the lads in our title quest?'
'I don't know' said the bartender 'in fact I don't really speak English 你識唔識講廣東話?'
'Quick Wayne' thought Terry 'let's make a dash to the nearest taxi stand'
'Hold on John' said Bridge 'I'm still injured remember. It's not like you to be inconsiderate'
'I'm sorry Wayne. Please finish your cider.'

Hahahahaa! Just seen this
Boss!

[Bangers N Masch]

Not getting the hype.

[mildale]

Not getting the hype.

Please leave quietly. 

[Elzar]

Stick it through a translator and it'll have you laughing for another hour

Love it.

[El Rey, por favor]

, Chat rifles is a fucking legend.

[the_red_pill]

Kudos Chat Rifles.
I thought Wtf!? and then I just found it humorous because its so unassuming and random. Its the equavalent of someone like Will Ferrel

Coolest thing about that joke is that it keeps you searching for more and more humour and you find it. Like ppl have said- the joke that keeps on giving.

[str]

I keep coming back to read that post. The madness haunts me

[Gobias Industries]

Bumped for the joke on page one. The number of people in here moaning about it not being funny is unbelievable.

[Les Willis]

That Chat Rifles joke!