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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1280 on: December 19, 2019, 07:23:23 am »
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn


Still cracks me up that quote.. :lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1281 on: December 19, 2019, 01:10:46 pm »
Still cracks me up that quote.. :lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1282 on: December 20, 2019, 11:01:45 am »
Always worth another read through on a slow work day. :D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1283 on: August 30, 2020, 10:43:34 am »
Wouldn’t be an August Bank Holiday weekend without a little perusal of the Effes thread. 8 years on, wonder what he’s watching these day?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1284 on: August 30, 2020, 11:01:38 am »
Mouths ‘but dog years are different’ is still the greatest one liner in RAWK history
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1285 on: August 30, 2020, 02:20:45 pm »
Animal porn :lmao

Smash her back doors, that bitch deserves it!


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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1286 on: August 30, 2020, 05:01:12 pm »


How was it for you darling?
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1287 on: August 30, 2020, 09:16:06 pm »


How was it for you darling?
"It was great! You were like a fucking Stallion!"
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1288 on: August 30, 2020, 09:25:29 pm »
Wonder what pasture Effes is grazing in these days. :jong

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He had a helluva custom title: Bat droppings in the gym. Bestial Porn Fiend. Horsey horsey dont you stop, now you're wanted by internet cop. Four legs good, two legs bad.  :lmao
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1289 on: August 30, 2020, 10:58:09 pm »
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1290 on: August 31, 2020, 01:38:09 am »
Mouths ‘but dog years are different’ is still the greatest one liner in RAWK history
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1291 on: August 31, 2020, 09:01:12 am »
So when the mounted police are on the scene, who's gonna' be chasing who.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1292 on: August 31, 2020, 01:20:40 pm »
Wonder what pasture Effes is grazing in these days. :jong

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He had a helluva custom title: Bat droppings in the gym. Bestial Porn Fiend. Horsey horsey dont you stop, now you're wanted by internet cop. Four legs good, two legs bad.  :lmao
I reckon he still posts on here under a nom de plumage.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1293 on: August 31, 2020, 02:09:43 pm »
I reckon he still posts on here under a nom de plumage.

Yours probably!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1294 on: August 31, 2020, 04:13:15 pm »
Yours probably!
I was waiting for someone to say that  ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1295 on: August 31, 2020, 04:30:03 pm »
I reckon he still posts on here under a nom de plumage.
Let's face it, we're all here to procrastinate. :D One of us could take on the ultimate task of playing detective, examining his writing style and comparing it to current members'. Would take weeks but if someone's really serious about procrastinating... ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1296 on: September 1, 2020, 07:58:55 am »
Man, this was one epic thread.  I remembered first reading it hahaha
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1297 on: July 26, 2021, 04:07:13 pm »
Had to bump this as they've made a dating show for Efes ;D

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2021/7/21/22587027/sexy-beasts-netflix
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1298 on: July 28, 2021, 10:47:55 am »
How did I miss this thread ?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1299 on: July 29, 2021, 12:28:29 am »
Christ on a bike, this is still one of the funniest threads on the site.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1300 on: July 29, 2021, 12:37:57 am »
Absolutely brilliant and the line about animal porn actually did make me lol  ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1301 on: July 29, 2021, 12:39:18 am »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1302 on: July 29, 2021, 12:55:43 am »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

This reply, is all time classic post. :lmao
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1303 on: July 29, 2021, 05:53:15 pm »
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Wait what? He was still logging on here as recently as that? And still reading all the references to him that are posted constantly to this day?  ;D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1304 on: July 29, 2021, 06:28:22 pm »
Wait what? He was still logging on here as recently as that? And still reading all the references to him that are posted constantly to this day?  ;D

 :lmao
Maybe he only pops in to have a gander.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1306 on: July 29, 2021, 07:27:03 pm »
Wait what? He was still logging on here as recently as that? And still reading all the references to him that are posted constantly to this day?  ;D

 :lmao

To be fair he wouldn't need to log in to do that. Fuck knows what his reasoning is  :D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1307 on: July 29, 2021, 08:17:24 pm »
what the fucks wrong with people watching sickos fiddling about with animals
dirty fuckers.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1308 on: July 30, 2021, 01:26:12 pm »
what the fucks wrong with people watching sickos fiddling about with animals
dirty fuckers.
That could be interpreted as you asking what's wrong with watching animal porn  :-X
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1309 on: July 30, 2021, 02:13:53 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1310 on: July 30, 2021, 06:31:51 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1311 on: July 30, 2021, 09:36:59 pm »
Maybe he only pops in to have a gander.

Well, what's good for the goose. ;)
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1312 on: July 31, 2021, 02:24:40 am »
Maybe he only pops in to have a gander.

 ;D ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1313 on: August 13, 2021, 11:33:49 am »
I've just been directed here by another poster nine years after the original post.  Not sure how I missed this before, but thankyou RAWK.   :lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1315 on: September 7, 2021, 08:01:55 pm »
Effes.

Effes is the right person.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1316 on: September 7, 2021, 08:05:07 pm »
Effes.

Effes is the right person.
He would hump this all day long.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1317 on: September 7, 2021, 08:13:51 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1318 on: September 10, 2021, 12:07:36 pm »
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just looked at history there, seems to suffer from depression a bit.

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