Klopp is the best thing that happened to us for the long time. In the short time, he has given us pride, belief, enjoyable football, crazy quotes and loyalty to fans and players. I hope we will keep him for the longest time.
Yep yep yep, don't know how to say it any better, if I was 9 years old and a girl I'd want Klopp socks, and if I was a boy the same age I'd a want a Klopp patch on my back left jean pocket. I am a bit 70s, or retro as I understand it's called now, but that's when the game had fire, passion, brilliance, discipline, control, organisation, teamwork, passing, swiftness, interchange, tackling, support, great songs, except by the clubs, amazing theme tunes, trophies teams wanted to win, programmes you wanted to hold onto, and half-decent the pies.
Obviously, the game has improved a lot since then, the increase in the amount I spend on it must prove that, I'm not stoopid, I get to see slack half-arsedness, wayward shooting, girlie heading, toe-nail crimping tackling, groans from the crowd when they do wake up, to hear the entire Mantovani for the Decrepit turntable classic LP, and get informed by managers who spend most of the match rehearsing their after-match presser monologue just for me, we came, we dug in, we got a draw, should have had a penno, the linesman kicking crap out our mascot was diabolical, but the blatant handball for our offside equaliser, I didn't see that, was too busy texting my cat about a geezer she knows out in the Caymans with a good eye for a defensive position I might want to use.
Ok, ta, nothing to see there, and now back to the studio where Jurgen Klopp is in the news again for Liverpool being awful. And here's Jurgen with the weather ...
At which point I just quote you again RedForeverTT, and take my journey upstairs to the quiet room