Author Topic: Super Dan's Top 10 Injury sweep (Read 23334 times)

the good half · « **Reply #80 on:** December 9, 2015, 10:57:31 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:35:29 am

Same people as kids would be in the playground pointing and laughing at the disabled kid, unfortunately they grow up to be detestable adults. Feel ashamed to be in the same "supporters" club as this lot.

Come on lad. That's ridiculuos.
I can categorically say that I find this thread funny AND have never mocked a disabled person, ever.
So as far as that theory is concerned - it's nonsense.

You have to laugh at this. He's an awesome striker who can't play.

I bet even Sturridge would smirk at some of the 'ailments' on here.

SlowRap · « **Reply #81 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:01:29 am »

Quote from: Claire. on December 9, 2015, 10:55:23 am

It's not, though, is it? He puts his 'body on the line' and is handsomely rewarded for it, there's plenty out there who have genuinely put their body on the line and have fuck all to show for it - armed forces, firemen. Don't be so ridiculous. Sturridge has received the best medical care money can buy and is being monitored, it's not even remotely comparable.

You're not taking the piss out of them, if you did I'd call you out on that too, but go on laugh away, it's your right to do so and my right to be disgusted by it.

paulrazor · « **Reply #82 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:02:52 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:35:29 am

Same people as kids would be in the playground pointing and laughing at the disabled kid, unfortunately they grow up to be detestable adults. Feel ashamed to be in the same "supporters" club as this lot.

thats some leap

ridiculous post

BoRed · « **Reply #83 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:50:32 am

Same principle of taking the piss out of someone who didn't choose their condition, you can argue that Daniel did choose to play football for us, the thing that makes us happy, by putting his body on the line and the lot in here are mocking him for it.

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

SlowRap · « **Reply #84 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:26:37 am »

Quote from: BoRed on December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

Cissokho was just not that good at football, and his mocking came as a result.

Sturridge is injured; I don't know many people who had a hip operation at 25, various muscle problems, things that he'll probably suffer with later on in life. He's at his lowest point right now and what do we as supporters do? Take the piss out of him. Where's the basic level of respect? Posters usually get warned/banned for being too negative in post game analysis/transfer threads get shut down/ individual threads were banned for that reason;

"...these topics tend to swell rapidly with posts that stretch RAWK's rules on respect to players and other posters"

Claire. · « **Reply #85 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:36:42 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 11:26:37 am

Cissokho was just not that good at football, and his mocking came as a result.

Sturridge is injured; I don't know many people who had a hip operation at 25, various muscle problems, things that he'll probably suffer with later on in life. He's at his lowest point right now and what do we as supporters do? Take the piss out of him. Where's the basic level of respect? Posters usually get warned/banned for being too negative in post game analysis/transfer threads get shut down/ individual threads were banned for that reason;

"...these topics tend to swell rapidly with posts that stretch RAWK's rules on respect to players and other posters"

This is clearly a bit of fun. Stay out of the thread.

Harinder · « **Reply #86 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:38:11 am »

SlowRap - it's tongue in cheek. Making light of a situation that frankly disheartens us. It is not meant to be an attack on the player (it would be locked if it were) nor is it meant to be disrespectful (it would be locked if it were seen to be like that)

paulrazor · « **Reply #87 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:41:38 am »

think odds on is Sturridge's next injury will be his crutches slipping on Slow Raps tears

Claire. · « **Reply #88 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:42:33 am »

Fruity · « **Reply #89 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:52:45 am »

Wedgie

BoRed · « **Reply #90 on:** December 9, 2015, 11:59:45 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 11:26:37 am

He's at his lowest point right now and what do we as supporters do? Take the piss out of him.

Let's hope he doesn't pull out with hurt pride next.

stoj · « **Reply #91 on:** December 9, 2015, 12:59:28 pm »

to be honest, I very rarely comment but i enjoy reading the threads. I laughed my ass off when i read the thread title and opener. This is just light hearted fun, its bloody obvious. This is not meant to be offensive or disrespectful but you cannot please eveyone. If it gets out of hand, im sure the MODS will do their thing.

Samie · « **Reply #92 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:19:11 pm »

It's a Chopper thread for fuck sakes. You know when he's the OP nothing is serious.

Vortigen · « **Reply #93 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:20:52 pm »

Paralysis. YNWA - you'll never walk again. Sorry, Daniel.

Redman0151 · « **Reply #94 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:34:18 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:35:29 am

Same people as kids would be in the playground pointing and laughing at the disabled kid, unfortunately they grow up to be detestable adults. Feel ashamed to be in the same "supporters" club as this lot.

Up there with the most ridiculous posts i've ever read on RAWK, fuck me

Zoomers · « **Reply #95 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:35:04 pm »

Communition of mandibular/maxillary alveolar socket wall.

SwissV · « **Reply #96 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:39:04 pm »

Quote from: rickardinho1 on December 9, 2015, 09:52:12 am

Do yourself a favour and leave his belief in God out of it

Fair enough

Lord Vader · « **Reply #97 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:40:07 pm »

put me down for an inverted penis

Chakan · « **Reply #98 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:41:40 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:35:29 am

Same people as kids would be in the playground pointing and laughing at the disabled kid, unfortunately they grow up to be detestable adults. Feel ashamed to be in the same "supporters" club as this lot.

Wow. It's not even remotely comparable.

You must be a hoot at parties.

telekon · « **Reply #99 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:46:47 pm »

Ingrowing toenail
Lupus
Swallowing a fly (what can happen?)

DG · « **Reply #100 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:49:01 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

I remember this from when it came it, still has me in tears.

Broad Spectrum · « **Reply #101 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:56:02 pm »

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Longest word in the English language

Broad Spectrum · « **Reply #102 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:56:36 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

Funny shit that!

BoRed · « **Reply #103 on:** December 9, 2015, 01:58:32 pm »

Quote from: changed back? on December 9, 2015, 01:56:02 pm

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Great, now you've given him a twisted tongue.

bathoz · « **Reply #104 on:** December 9, 2015, 02:47:12 pm »

Redinho · « **Reply #105 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:01:41 pm »

Quote from: ThePeetmix on December 9, 2015, 06:51:19 am

Stepping on a lego.

You MONSTER

.

Chakan · « **Reply #106 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:03:40 pm »

Quote from: Redinho on December 9, 2015, 03:01:41 pm

You MONSTER .

We're all chipping in

Redinho · « **Reply #107 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:06:03 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

Puskas award all years

, gets me every time.

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #108 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:35:44 pm »

Quote from: Lord Vader on December 9, 2015, 01:40:07 pm

put me down for an inverted penis

Chips or rice with that?

paulrazor · « **Reply #109 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:42:00 pm »

Quote from: BoRed on December 9, 2015, 11:08:20 am

Come on, it's just a bit of dark humour at our own expense ("we" being LFC). It's no different from the Ally Cissokho LFC highlights video.

https://vimeo.com/92846254

the one he crosses and sturridge i think falls over and it goes hahaahhaha

brilliant

nuts100 · « **Reply #110 on:** December 9, 2015, 03:44:56 pm »

stara · « **Reply #111 on:** December 9, 2015, 04:42:04 pm »

Elevated Porcelain Levels

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #112 on:** December 9, 2015, 05:17:01 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 09:35:29 am

Same people as kids would be in the playground pointing and laughing at the disabled kid, unfortunately they grow up to be detestable adults. Feel ashamed to be in the same "supporters" club as this lot.

Contender for the most ridiculous post of the year.

nuts100 · « **Reply #113 on:** December 9, 2015, 05:31:59 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on December 9, 2015, 11:26:37 am

Cissokho was just not that good at football, and his mocking came as a result.

Sturridge is injured; I don't know many people who had a hip operation at 25, various muscle problems, things that he'll probably suffer with later on in life. He's at his lowest point right now and what do we as supporters do? Take the piss out of him. Where's the basic level of respect? Posters usually get warned/banned for being too negative in post game analysis/transfer threads get shut down/ individual threads were banned for that reason;

"...these topics tend to swell rapidly with posts that stretch RAWK's rules on respect to players and other posters"

Sorry Danny Boy, hope you to see you soon in a red shirt. May I suggest bubble wrap for the next 4weeks

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #114 on:** December 9, 2015, 05:42:12 pm »

Quote from: the good half on December 9, 2015, 10:57:31 am

Come on lad. That's ridiculuos.
I can categorically say that I find this thread funny AND have never mocked a disabled person, ever.
So as far as that theory is concerned - it's nonsense.

You have to laugh at this. He's an awesome striker who can't play.

I bet even Sturridge would smirk at some of the 'ailments' on here.

It's the old "If you don't laugh, you'd cry" scenario isn't? Better to try and make light of all this then let the situation depress you even more.

Oh and it isn't in any way shape or form comparable to kids mocking a disabled kid in the playground.

scouting for goals · « **Reply #115 on:** December 9, 2015, 06:20:14 pm »

dancers cramp

rastaferio · « **Reply #116 on:** December 9, 2015, 06:25:36 pm »

a curious case of halitosis will have him out for at least a fortnight

Mark Walters · « **Reply #117 on:** December 9, 2015, 06:38:35 pm »

Spots in front of his eyes?
Broken pride?
Face like a slapped arse?

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #118 on:** December 9, 2015, 06:42:31 pm »

Potassium overdose.

benn25 · « **Reply #119 on:** December 9, 2015, 06:49:17 pm »

mistimed studge dance