Author Topic: Super Dan's Top 10 Injury sweep (Read 23340 times)

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #200 on:** February 5, 2016, 10:33:28 am »

Christ,who is this tit? Is this his fucking mum or something hahaha

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #201 on:** February 5, 2016, 10:33:54 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:31:15 am

Anyway enjoy laughing, shouldn't have went in this thread again my fault really.

It's probably best you stay out mate, because you seem way too sensitive a soul for this thread. You'll only wind yourself up coming in here.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #202 on:** February 5, 2016, 10:34:41 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:31:15 am

Then you'd know the dedication and hard work it takes to get to that that level, you psychotic empathy free prick.Or maybe you're just bitter that Sturridge is at a level you could never reach?

Anyway enjoy laughing, shouldn't have went in this thread again my fault really.

Youre a fucking mess! You need fucking help,you bad tit

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #203 on:** February 5, 2016, 10:47:01 am »

Slow Rap is oldcold isnt it!! FFs

has gone odd · « **Reply #204 on:** February 5, 2016, 11:08:39 am »

well if media reports are correct he has hurt his feelings for reals now.

may never play for LFC again $:-\$

dunno whether to laugh or cry at that in all honesty!

*edit: why are some folk talking this so seriously by the way, do some folk never laugh and joke whatsoever. okay its not the most hilarious thing ever but its lighthearted ffs!

Claire. · « **Reply #205 on:** February 5, 2016, 11:09:36 am »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:31:15 am

Then you'd know the dedication and hard work it takes to get to that that level, you psychotic empathy free prick.Or maybe you're just bitter that Sturridge is at a level you could never reach?

Anyway enjoy laughing, shouldn't have went in this thread again my fault really.

I'd advise you stay out of here for your own sanity.

Scottish-Don · « **Reply #206 on:** February 5, 2016, 12:05:30 pm »

So Sturridge is Slow Rap and this thread has made him decide to leave the Club.

Well after the week we have had with our Club anything is possible

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Red-Soldier · « **Reply #207 on:** February 5, 2016, 12:19:45 pm »

I thought he was injured again as the thred was bumped so high.

Glad he isn't

Kwaideng · « **Reply #208 on:** February 5, 2016, 01:00:24 pm »

Believing that Elton John could actually BE his brother, Daniel developed Phalacrophobia.

telekon · « **Reply #209 on:** February 5, 2016, 01:20:21 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:31:15 am

Then you'd know the dedication and hard work it takes to get to that that level, you psychotic empathy free prick.Or maybe you're just bitter that Sturridge is at a level you could never reach?

Anyway enjoy laughing, shouldn't have went in this thread again my fault really.

Ain't nobody got time for that. It's a silly thread made up of self-deprecation, which means making fun of ones own situation. Sturridge plays for Liverpool, and we support Liverpool. Get it? Self deprecating humour works as tension release. It has nothing to do with a lack of empathy.

stoj · « **Reply #210 on:** February 5, 2016, 01:58:00 pm »

Always laugh at this thread, light hearted humour and nothing more

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #211 on:** February 5, 2016, 05:01:26 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 5, 2016, 10:33:28 am

Christ,who is this tit? Is this his fucking mum or something hahaha

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 5, 2016, 10:34:41 am

Youre a fucking mess! You need fucking help,you bad tit

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #212 on:** February 5, 2016, 05:27:58 pm »

His cat doing a whoopsie on the floor and him slipping in it and impaling his todger through the tiled floor of his kitchen.

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #213 on:** February 5, 2016, 06:26:28 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:31:15 am

Then you'd know the dedication and hard work it takes to get to that that level, you psychotic empathy free prick.Or maybe you're just bitter that Sturridge is at a level you could never reach?

Anyway enjoy laughing, shouldn't have went in this thread again my fault really.

Dont slam the door on your way out mardy arse !

Chakan · « **Reply #214 on:** February 5, 2016, 06:40:55 pm »

this thread

I have no idea why but this had me in fits of laughter for a good while

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 5, 2016, 10:16:01 am

Crouch Potato · « **Reply #215 on:** February 5, 2016, 08:27:47 pm »

Think Slow Rap donated his humour to science.

Chakan · « **Reply #216 on:** February 5, 2016, 08:29:49 pm »

Quote from: Crouch Potato on February 5, 2016, 08:27:47 pm

Think Slow Rap donated his humour to science.

Well it was dead.

Carlito Roberto · « **Reply #217 on:** February 5, 2016, 10:56:30 pm »

This Slow Rap character though

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #218 on:** February 5, 2016, 11:27:45 pm »

Quote from: Carlito Roberto on February 5, 2016, 10:56:30 pm

This Slow Rap character though

He'll be tucked up in bed by now in his Sturridge jimjams, under his Studge9 quilt dreaming of being Daniel Sturridge.

I have visions of a Jed Maxwell from Alan Partridge type set up

CHOPPER · « **Reply #219 on:** February 5, 2016, 11:36:34 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 5, 2016, 10:16:01 am

Prick

Back in 5 minutes and you've won my thread. Dickhead

Suck my chipolata

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #220 on:** February 5, 2016, 11:42:33 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on February 5, 2016, 11:36:34 pm

Prick

Back in 5 minutes and you've won my thread. Dickhead

Suck my chipolata

bathoz · « **Reply #221 on:** February 6, 2016, 08:18:21 am »

So, Dan runs into Slow Rap out in town and tells him a joke. SR doesn't get it, thinks he's been insulted, and lays out Mr Sturridge.

beardsleyismessimk1 · « **Reply #222 on:** February 6, 2016, 11:05:24 am »

He's back now

TheBestSideDrew · « **Reply #223 on:** February 6, 2016, 11:37:03 am »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 4, 2016, 10:10:47 pm

His boiled egg wasnt dippy

Crossed the line there mate - not funny.

Scottish-Don · « **Reply #224 on:** February 6, 2016, 01:12:29 pm »

paulrazor · « **Reply #225 on:** February 8, 2016, 08:55:16 am »

he went to visit Klopp in his hospital at which point the removed appendix burst in his face

so that's another month he will be out

Klopp will be back today though

groove · « **Reply #226 on:** February 8, 2016, 10:42:15 am »

Is this the Sturridge thread now?

I'm pretty sure John Cross is trying to engineer a move to Arsenal for Dan all by himself. Getting the feeling he's desperate to be proven right after his little discussion on the Sunday Supplement and most of the other papers are happy to quote him and run with it.

manx_red · « **Reply #227 on:** February 8, 2016, 01:22:33 pm »

Quote from: stevenseagal on December 8, 2015, 11:08:21 pm

Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

Or just bad cotton mouth

Beneath · « **Reply #228 on:** February 8, 2016, 02:10:50 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on February 5, 2016, 10:33:28 am

Christ,who is this tit? Is this his fucking mum or something hahaha

That was only ever a problem with Konchesky, wasn't it?

steampie · « **Reply #229 on:** February 8, 2016, 02:21:16 pm »

Quote from: Slow Rap on February 5, 2016, 10:25:34 am

How do you think Sturridge would feel if he read this thread? Just asking for a friend

Quote from: killer_heels on February 5, 2016, 10:30:08 am

That we have forgotten to mention a few more injuries?

Well played KH!

Marty 85 · « **Reply #230 on:** February 8, 2016, 04:25:37 pm »

Quote from: Scottish-Don on February 6, 2016, 01:12:29 pm

lord

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #231 on:** February 8, 2016, 07:08:41 pm »

Quote from: groove on February 8, 2016, 10:42:15 am

Is this the Sturridge thread now?

I'm pretty sure John Cross is trying to engineer a move to Arsenal for Dan all by himself. Getting the feeling he's desperate to be proven right after his little discussion on the Sunday Supplement and most of the other papers are happy to quote him and run with it.

Ignore him. Talking out of his arse mate.

TealC · « **Reply #232 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:09:41 am »

Does this mean that he actually went through a mini pre season now and have completed 10 training sessions in a row??

spider-neil · « **Reply #233 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:14:36 am »

Quote from: TealC on February 10, 2016, 07:09:41 am

Does this mean that he actually went through a mini pre season now and have completed 10 training sessions in a row??

The 10 sessions in a row was for the mini pre season only, rather than a further 10 sessions in full training.

rocco · « **Reply #234 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:38:46 am »

Looked to be where I hoped he would be fitness wise when returning

Pity Coutinho wasn't on the pitch with him

paulrazor · « **Reply #235 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:26:01 am »

Quote from: rocco on February 10, 2016, 08:38:46 am

Looked to be where I hoped he would be fitness wise when returning

Pity Coutinho wasn't on the pitch with him

atleast they all got an hour each (origi, coutinho and studge)

now way any of them should play 120 off the bat

stoj · « **Reply #236 on:** February 10, 2016, 11:36:57 am »

Great to see him back on the pitch and help our attack look a bit more threatening. Origi and Coutinho getting game time and its all a bit more positive, despite the loss.

The problem i had was everytime Sturridge had the ball, or was tackled, i shat myself thinking he was injured. Hell, i even thought his foot came off when he changed his boots early

mulfella · « **Reply #237 on:** February 10, 2016, 12:45:34 pm »

Looked pretty sharp really, considering.

Certainly you can see the uptick in quality when he's out there.

The sort of player who will make everyone look better.

groove · « **Reply #238 on:** February 10, 2016, 12:58:34 pm »

My only 'problem' is I kinda want him to play as the 9 and the 10 at the same time. Can we clone him? I want him playing those cute little through balls and balls round the corner... to himself.

groove · « **Reply #239 on:** February 10, 2016, 12:59:49 pm »

I do think Firmino will be on the same wave length as him though. Can't fucking wait until we've given them a few games together up top.