@Robbie9Fowler robbie fowler@ @hitman8976rawk big spunky seaman was fookin massive... I saw the devil in his eyes and shit my undercrackers
Joe Allen/Dagger/Skrtel/Riena need songs let alone some guy who just signed.
Can we save the songs for when these new signings have actually done something to warrant them...
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
Indeed... but strange to start with someone who play for us for no longer than 6 months..
Most people in this world are tits. The fact they have an allegiance with Liverpool Football Club doesn't change that.
His transfer proved he was a Red Sturridge, SturridgeThis is a humongous club he said Sturridge, SturridgeHe's the tallest man on planet EarthIt won't be long 'til he proves his worth DAN - IEL - STUR - RIDGELiverpool's number fifteen!
Woah...that's weird. Just penned one to the exact same tune as yours without seeing yours and it's got more-or-less the same humongous line in it as well....He left the bridge cos it was shit,Sturridge, Sturridge, Said this is one humongous club,Sturridge, Sturridge, He scores a goal,He does a dance,While Torres misses every chance,Daniel Sturridge,Welcome to Liverpool
It's always to this tune too. This tune was fucking amazing for Torres and that's it. No one else will get it.
Too many wankers wouldn't sing Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
I would rather eat glass than sing this.
Liverpool's number fifteen!
PLAYERS NEED TO EARN SONGSWhy do these threads always pop up when we get a new signing? There's plenty of others that need songs first.
Shall we let him bed in first? I say if he has got 35 goals for us by the end of next season maybe we could break into song.