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Worst ever official football merchandise
« on: March 6, 2012, 06:28:46 pm »
Straight from the official store, As stupid as it can be. Which is the worst ever official football merchandise that you have seen?

I thought this was outrageous.



And,

I have a manc friend who has a photo frame that says something like he is the number one fan and that they cant do without him.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #1 on: March 6, 2012, 06:31:09 pm »


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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #4 on: March 6, 2012, 07:03:12 pm »
These ear rings are pretty horrendous:

http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/Silver-Crest-Earrings/pid-22086

I've never seen that before, that's just  :odd

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #5 on: March 6, 2012, 08:22:11 pm »
Get your Arsene Wenger garden Gnome... !! i kid you not..

http://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/novelty/managers-gnome/invt/a9666/
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #6 on: March 6, 2012, 08:24:24 pm »
Y.N.W.A.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #7 on: March 6, 2012, 08:43:58 pm »


So small time.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #10 on: March 6, 2012, 11:13:42 pm »
A yoga doing jimbo.


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Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #12 on: March 6, 2012, 11:21:23 pm »
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #13 on: March 6, 2012, 11:27:36 pm »
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #14 on: March 6, 2012, 11:30:18 pm »

I've got one of those. But mine's a pussy magnet.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #15 on: March 6, 2012, 11:31:58 pm »
I've got one of those. But mine's a pussy magnet.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #16 on: March 6, 2012, 11:43:03 pm »
Winner!


http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=244223.msg5860884#msg5860884

No way is that the worst.  It's fanatstic.  All we need is a volunteer to hang from the rafters at the kop flapping that cape a la the colombian birdman.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #17 on: March 6, 2012, 11:43:49 pm »
I love both of these


Seconded. I think its cool.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #18 on: March 7, 2012, 06:10:30 am »
Fiorentina hair wax



Fiorentina chianti




I have to admit, we Americans pretty much invented naff merchandising.  I hate that a part of me wants some of these:

New York Giants nail stickers



Giants vehicle magnet



Giants bottle holder



Giants tree sticker



Giants edible pizza prints (pack of 6)

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #19 on: March 7, 2012, 07:16:50 am »
LOL.  That Giants vehicle magnet takes the biscuit.  Brilliant.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #20 on: March 7, 2012, 07:41:30 am »

Giants tree sticker




A tree sticker?  For when nature is just too plain-looking?

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #21 on: March 7, 2012, 08:00:50 am »
I would love some LFC nail stickers to be honest.

Trying to find the link on the LFC store, but there were some godawful costumes I found on there once. Can't see them now, maybe they got rid of them? Or I'm crazy. Which is also likely.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #22 on: March 7, 2012, 11:47:55 am »
I know its the Rags but this is just sums up everything about them.

A jigsaw of a finance director.



http://www.amazon.co.uk/portrait-Manchester-United-Finance-Director/dp/B002113DSW
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #23 on: March 7, 2012, 11:59:06 am »
I must have it!
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #24 on: March 7, 2012, 11:59:44 am »

A jigsaw of a finance director.


:lmao, I'm guessing he's the only person who owns a copy of that.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
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And many more at the Guardian Link

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #26 on: March 7, 2012, 12:09:39 pm »
I know its the Rags but this is just sums up everything about them.

A jigsaw of a finance director.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/portrait-Manchester-United-Finance-Director/dp/B002113DSW
And there's the winner, right there.  Lock thread.


Seriously.  Which deluded tit thought that the fans really give a f*ck about a finance director.  Moreso, enough to produce that piece of shit, for people to waste their hard earned cash on.

 :duh   :rash

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #27 on: March 7, 2012, 12:15:42 pm »
A tree sticker?  For when nature is just too plain-looking?

That tree sticker is amazing! ;D

For the people who like the toaster - you can get a plastic thing that gives you the LFC crest on toast in our official stores.
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #28 on: March 7, 2012, 02:19:42 pm »
I know its the Rags but this is just sums up everything about them.

A jigsaw of a finance director.



http://www.amazon.co.uk/portrait-Manchester-United-Finance-Director/dp/B002113DSW
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« Reply #29 on: March 7, 2012, 02:27:42 pm »
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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #30 on: March 7, 2012, 02:34:58 pm »
I know its the Rags but this is just sums up everything about them.

A jigsaw of a finance director.



http://www.amazon.co.uk/portrait-Manchester-United-Finance-Director/dp/B002113DSW

:lmao

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #31 on: March 7, 2012, 02:40:30 pm »
The reviews!!  Had me in tears.  Brilliant.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #32 on: March 7, 2012, 02:41:03 pm »


Wonderfully terrible.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #33 on: March 7, 2012, 02:54:28 pm »
That was a classic!

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #34 on: March 7, 2012, 03:00:56 pm »
Go on, admit it. You went straight to Youtube for a listen.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #35 on: March 7, 2012, 03:29:34 pm »
Saw this in the Guardian today;



While there were a whole multitude of shirts produced in the 90s that should never have seen the light of the day due to their eyeball-bleeding ugliness, Fiorentina's was perhaps the only one banned on political grounds. It took until December of the 1992-93 season before anyone noticed that the club's away kit included (presumably unintentional) swastikas. The kit was quickly withdrawn. "Fiorentina and the manufacturers, Lotto, would like to underline that the optical effect [of a swastika image] is purely a matter of chance," culpa mea-ed the club in a statement.

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Re: Worst ever official football merchandise
« Reply #37 on: March 7, 2012, 03:41:29 pm »
Thats Liverpool's next replica kit. ^^^


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« Reply #38 on: March 7, 2012, 10:52:25 pm »
I've just had both my legs amputated and was feeling understandably less than enthusiastic about my future, but that was before I got this jigsaw of Nick Humby brought into hospital as a present, and now the future looks bright and I'm raring to go! In fact when I first unwrapped this jigsaw (at first I thought it was some slippers!) I fell out of my bed! This is because Nick Humby just happens to be my favourite ever man u financial director. Seeing Nick's happy, smiling face as he 'cooks the books' (ensuring the club can afford to spend top-dollar on the best players in Europe such as Bebe and Michael Owen) gave me a warm glow inside as I clambered back into my bed with the aid of a couple of nurses. This is one jigsaw I cannot wait to complete just as soon as I am back on my feet. My only quibble is the tie, which might have been a natty little green and gold number with a picture of sralic ferguson dressed as a red devil on the front. But beggars can't be choosers!

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« Reply #39 on: March 8, 2012, 05:25:28 am »


Easily the winner.