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Sadly, of the remaining dozen or so bags going round the mingy little conveyor belt, none of them rang a bell. This, however, rang alarm bells with me. My bag had obviously decided it liked the look of Amsterdam, and was probably off down the Leidensplatz, leering in a bar at a couple of lesbians doing a floor-show, while downing a quick few Heineken’s and then off into the red light district to find a cute little handbag of the night to have it away with, leaving me alone and abandoned in a strange airport. Bagless.

Bastard.

nige · « **Reply #9 on:** September 1, 2006, 06:11:19 pm »

Quote from: BSBW on September 1, 2006, 09:47:46 am

Good write up. Could do with a bit more seediness though.

I couldn't interest you in a bit of the old sanitised worthiness then ?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=141558.0

Welshred · « **Reply #10 on:** September 1, 2006, 07:13:05 pm »

Good write up, will have to get me on one of these Euro aways one day.

Welshred · « **Reply #11 on:** September 2, 2006, 11:45:13 am »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 2, 2006, 12:47:43 am

TNS?

Don't exist anymore

Redders · « **Reply #12 on:** September 2, 2006, 12:19:07 pm »

God bless the Dutch, knew they were good for something....

WorldChampions · « **Reply #13 on:** September 2, 2006, 01:30:47 pm »

Sounds eventful, good write up

Welshred · « **Reply #14 on:** September 2, 2006, 09:38:13 pm »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 2, 2006, 12:08:44 pm

Yes they do, they're just called 'The New Saints' as opposed to 'Total Network Solutions'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_of_wales/5041124.stm

But they were called Total Netword Solutions after the telephone company who sponsered them, and they've been bought out so don't exist anymore

I'm quite aware of the Welsh Premier teams, know quite a few of the Welsh Premier referee's so get to hear all sorts of stories, will hopefully be refereeing them myself in a few years time.

Anyway, I'm right, you're wrong. See, better

Welshred · « **Reply #15 on:** September 2, 2006, 11:29:00 pm »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 2, 2006, 11:27:20 pm

If only you were...

Well, erm, poo to you sir! *runs and hides*

Jonathan Hall ☆☆☆☆☆☆ · « **Reply #16 on:** September 3, 2006, 12:32:03 am »

Might get round to writing a few reports again this euro away season, as last season was woefully short of them, if i actually did one.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #17 on:** September 3, 2006, 01:59:17 am »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 3, 2006, 12:42:32 am

The more the merrier. Always good to read of the trips abroad.

Just reading a post on another thread reminded me of another little gem from Kiev - a few scouse lads who had checked in before me and were on my floor were coming out of their room complaining they had no toilet roll. I'd spied a cleaner doing the rounds as I'd been on the way to my room, so pointed them in her direction. When they got there, 'toilet roll?' accompanied by hand gestures making circles didn't seem to work, until one fella, deciding that they were getting nowhere, just went "ere y'are love" and proceeded to enthusiastically mime wiping his arse! Had us all in stitches, but got the job done and she smiled, and returned swiftly with some Andrexski

Great stuff..

paulcompton · « **Reply #18 on:** September 3, 2006, 01:38:35 pm »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 3, 2006, 12:42:32 am

The more the merrier. Always good to read of the trips abroad.

Just reading a post on another thread reminded me of another little gem from Kiev - a few scouse lads who had checked in before me and were on my floor were coming out of their room complaining they had no toilet roll. I'd spied a cleaner doing the rounds as I'd been on the way to my room, so pointed them in her direction. When they got there, 'toilet roll?' accompanied by hand gestures making circles didn't seem to work, until one fella, deciding that they were getting nowhere, just went "ere y'are love" and proceeded to enthusiastically mime wiping his arse! Had us all in stitches, but got the job done and she smiled, and returned swiftly with some Andrexski

blurred · « **Reply #19 on:** September 4, 2006, 06:00:50 pm »

blurred · « **Reply #20 on:** September 4, 2006, 06:02:43 pm »

blurred · « **Reply #21 on:** September 4, 2006, 06:04:04 pm »

blurred · « **Reply #22 on:** September 4, 2006, 06:05:16 pm »

And more, the last being a statue outside the ground

blurred · « **Reply #23 on:** September 4, 2006, 06:06:57 pm »

Our spec in the away end, a couple of shots of the independence parade warm-ups, and also a warm-down, of the LFC variety.

stoz · « **Reply #24 on:** September 4, 2006, 10:08:50 pm »

Great report Garreth, and fabulous pics.

Looks like they spelt 'Liverpool' wrong on the board.

saph · « **Reply #25 on:** September 5, 2006, 12:06:51 am »

hotel tourist - fab place! gorgeous pictures and here's to us getting to play there again - i'd love to go back

Satiric Gibbon · « **Reply #26 on:** September 5, 2006, 03:36:34 pm »

Testiculating - that would be waving my arms around and talking bollocks

Fantastic. I credit you with having made up one of my favourite new words, unless you nicked from somewhere else.

Love it

BazC · « **Reply #27 on:** September 5, 2006, 03:57:50 pm »

Enjoyed reading that- nice one mate!

Missed it for a few days, as I wasn't expecting it to be in the Off topic forum.

BazC · « **Reply #28 on:** September 5, 2006, 04:22:14 pm »

Quote from: blur-red nosed reindeer on September 5, 2006, 04:02:52 pm

I always stick my reports in here - perhaps they'd be better served in LFC forum?

Really? I thought it might have been a mistake- as I thought I'd read a few of yours last season in the LFC forum? Must have been someone else.

And yes, definitely be better in the LFC Forum- I think more people will be able to enjoy them, as more people will see them there!

zigackly · « **Reply #29 on:** September 5, 2006, 08:46:12 pm »

Top post, read this in the boozer last night and very much enjoyed it. Wish I could think of something more to offer discussion-wise than a pat on the back for writing it, but just like the comfort versus speed differential in members of the opposite sex, some posts are made to read and others to discuss

NeilMac · « **Reply #30 on:** September 5, 2006, 10:00:36 pm »

Great read.

Holiara · « **Reply #31 on:** September 6, 2006, 09:06:35 am »

A nice read as usual and some nice pics. Thanks! I'm still laughing

Rob K · « **Reply #32 on:** September 6, 2006, 09:56:40 am »

Top draw as ever mate

BazC · « **Reply #33 on:** September 6, 2006, 03:58:46 pm »

Good read, as you may well know I read it in the boozer-

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Love it that these European trip write ups have started again, I find them funny and very enjoyable.

WOOLTONIAN · « **Reply #34 on:** September 8, 2006, 09:49:47 am »

Great read enjoyed that

Luggage
Passport (Pocket)
Tix (wallet)
Dosh (wallet)
Toothbrush (Top pocket) nb.paste optional - use Vodka
Skids (boxies over briefs)
Ankle socks (pocket)
Never missed a connection in my life, unless The missus is with me (her who carries a travel iron, even to work)