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Re: Ants
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2020, 05:17:49 pm »
Once they've adapted, you'll need to switch to the yellow.......

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Re: Ants
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2020, 05:30:19 pm »
Roy's lady: Our neighbors are bothering me. They're always around the yard. It's so...distracting.

Roy: I'll handle it.

(15 minutes later)

Roy: They won't be bothering you anymore, my sweet.

Roy's lady: What did you do?

Roy: I pumped toxic crippling gas into their home, with them in it. Lots of screaming, but hey.

Roy's lady: Are they all gone now?

Roy: Well, the mother escaped clutching onto a little one, but I chased them down and poisoned them, so they're dead now too.

Roy's lady: Wonderful darling! Now we can have some peace!

Roy: Indeed, my pet. Anything for you!
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Re: Ants
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2020, 05:34:24 pm »
Once they've adapted, you'll need to switch to the yellow.......

That's the problem with them, you constantly have to up the ante.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2020, 07:23:32 pm »
That's the problem with them, you constantly have to up the ante.

That quip really bugged me  :wave

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Re: Ants
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2020, 07:27:03 pm »
Roy's lady: Our neighbors are bothering me. They're always around the yard. It's so...distracting.

Roy: I'll handle it.

(15 minutes later)

Roy: They won't be bothering you anymore, my sweet.

Roy's lady: What did you do?

Roy: I pumped toxic crippling gas into their home, with them in it. Lots of screaming, but hey.

Roy's lady: Are they all gone now?

Roy: Well, the mother escaped clutching onto a little one, but I chased them down and poisoned them, so they're dead now too.

Roy's lady: Wonderful darling! Now we can have some peace!

Roy: Indeed, my pet. Anything for you!

:D

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Re: Ants
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2020, 07:31:00 pm »
That's the problem with them, you constantly have to up the ante.
Pushing it up the hill, constantly, so to speak.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2020, 07:35:48 pm »
Pushing it up the hill, constantly, so to speak.

Mob rule in here. Disgraceful.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2020, 08:32:41 am »
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say nothing at all"  Thumper (1942)

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Re: Ants
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2020, 09:36:13 am »
Anyone seen the masses of big ants around at the moment? All down Smithdown Road last week and in Speke too on the pavements.
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Re: Ants
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2020, 09:52:26 am »
Anyone seen the masses of big ants around at the moment? All down Smithdown Road last week and in Speke too on the pavements.
Gigantic are they? Giants!

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Re: Ants
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2020, 11:59:43 am »
Anyone seen the masses of big ants around at the moment? All down Smithdown Road last week and in Speke too on the pavements.

Best you don't watch this cult classic from the 70s

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Re: Ants
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2020, 02:13:18 pm »
Roy's lady: Our neighbors are bothering me. They're always around the yard. It's so...distracting.

Roy: I'll handle it.

(15 minutes later)

Roy: They won't be bothering you anymore, my sweet.

Roy's lady: What did you do?

Roy: I pumped toxic crippling gas into their home, with them in it. Lots of screaming, but hey.

Roy's lady: Are they all gone now?

Roy: Well, the mother escaped clutching onto a little one, but I chased them down and poisoned them, so they're dead now too.

Roy's lady: Wonderful darling! Now we can have some peace!

Roy: Indeed, my pet. Anything for you!

Hold on... we do have annoying neighbours.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2020, 02:34:51 pm »
Hold on... we do have annoying neighbours.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2020, 04:03:49 pm »
Best you don't watch this cult classic from the 70s
See reply #19 :wave

And where do you think the reference to switching to the yellow came from? ;D

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Re: Ants
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2020, 04:06:06 pm »
See reply #19 :wave

And where do you think the reference to switching to the yellow came from? ;D

I thought you were just planning to piss on the nest.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2020, 04:26:05 pm »
I thought you were just planning to piss on the nest.
Mine's rainbow-coloured.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2020, 04:26:53 pm »
See reply #19 :wave

And where do you think the reference to switching to the yellow came from? ;D

That'll learn me for not paying attention then  :wave

Has a reference to Ant and Dec been mentioned yet?

Or the Ant Hill mob?

Or antidisestablishmentarianism?





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Re: Ants
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2020, 04:27:28 pm »
That'll learn me for not paying attention then  :wave

Has a reference to Ant and Dec been mentioned yet?

Or the Ant Hill mob?

Or antidisestablishmentarianism?
Mob rule in here. Disgraceful.

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Re: Ants
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2020, 04:54:16 pm »
That'll learn me for not paying attention then  :wave

Has a reference to Ant and Dec been mentioned yet?

Or the Ant Hill mob?

Or antidisestablishmentarianism?







Big Dick Dastardly made reference to the Ant Hill Mob.
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Re: Ants
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2020, 05:18:29 pm »

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Re: Ants
« Reply #60 on: July 28, 2020, 05:24:21 pm »
I think I need an antidepressant  ::)


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« Reply #61 on: July 28, 2020, 06:14:56 pm »
I think I need an antidepressant  ::)



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Re: Ants
« Reply #62 on: August 5, 2020, 11:50:13 pm »
Also found that Nippon doesn't seem to work on it's own, mixing in a little Calpol with it does the trick tho'.