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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37000 on: March 13, 2017, 05:43:23 pm »
It's only a matter of time before this becomes a thing.  ;D



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37002 on: March 13, 2017, 06:48:21 pm »
The 2022 Commonwealth Games will no longer take place in Durban, South Africa, the BBC understands.

South Africa’s sports minister Fikile Mbalula last month indicated the city may not be able to host the event because of financial constraints.

"We gave it our best shot but we can't go beyond. If the country says we don't have this money, we can't," he said.

Liverpool Everton has offered to host the event.  ;)

It's been 22 years since Everton last won a trophy, the BBC can confirm.

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright last month indicated that Everton haven't been able to compete because of financial constraints.

"We always try and compete but we just don't have the money. Unlike Liverpool who have spent billions in the last decade and not won the league" he said.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37003 on: March 13, 2017, 06:51:38 pm »
New Anfield extra promising exclusive content on the Echo site (yours for £4.99/month), blues aren't happy. Some decent contributors e.g. Peter Hooton but think I will pass anyway.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37004 on: March 13, 2017, 10:47:47 pm »
I noticed they went 7th when United went 6th. Have they been ther ever since?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37005 on: March 14, 2017, 05:01:05 pm »
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Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37006 on: March 14, 2017, 05:02:46 pm »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37007 on: March 14, 2017, 05:02:51 pm »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce  2m2 minutes ago

 Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37008 on: March 14, 2017, 05:03:29 pm »
*snigger*

Maybe he's getting replaced by Aubameyang and is walking before he's pushed?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37009 on: March 14, 2017, 05:04:15 pm »
Just shaved a few million off his price too
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37010 on: March 14, 2017, 05:04:16 pm »
It's OK. They can recall Niasse next season.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37011 on: March 14, 2017, 05:05:38 pm »
It's all ok. At least they'll get the 68,000,000,000,000,000,000 transfer fee that he's worth.    ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37012 on: March 14, 2017, 05:06:02 pm »
Jamie Carragher‏Verified account @Carra23 41s41 seconds ago
I knew putting the Everton training kit on & going to the training ground to have a word with him would be worth it!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37013 on: March 14, 2017, 05:07:15 pm »
how long has Lukaku got left on his current contract?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37014 on: March 14, 2017, 05:07:19 pm »
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I knew putting the Everton training kit on & going to the training ground to have a word with him would be worth it!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37015 on: March 14, 2017, 05:08:24 pm »
Blue mushroom cloud above Woodison now...All that fewm!!!!


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37016 on: March 14, 2017, 05:08:49 pm »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.





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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37017 on: March 14, 2017, 05:09:22 pm »
how long has Lukaku got left on his current contract?
He signed until summer 2019, so two years left.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37018 on: March 14, 2017, 05:10:23 pm »
Looks like their new half a million seater magical stadium will be hosting them in the championship.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37019 on: March 14, 2017, 05:14:13 pm »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37020 on: March 14, 2017, 05:14:44 pm »
I know it probably won't happen. But I would take Lukaku.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37021 on: March 14, 2017, 05:15:03 pm »
Oh, how I chuckled.  :D

I knew something was up when the Esk categorically denied that Lukaku would be leaving.   

With all the usual caveats, of course.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37022 on: March 14, 2017, 05:15:16 pm »
:lmao
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37023 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:03 pm »
They are going to throw a load at the Mancs for Rooney aren't they? Get all excited about the returning hero until they watch him and realise he can't move anymore.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37024 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:06 pm »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37025 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:12 pm »
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37026 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:42 pm »
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Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37027 on: March 14, 2017, 05:17:42 pm »
Excellent :lmao

He obviously didn't like the sound of that "journey we are on"  ;D ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37028 on: March 14, 2017, 05:19:47 pm »
Just shaved a few million off his price too
Few? More like half of what they could have had. The bidding war will start at a ridiculously low price, buying clubs have all the leverage now. Evertonians should be furious with their board for not doing the exact same thing we did with Suarez before we sold him by protecting his value at least to an extent.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37029 on: March 14, 2017, 05:20:10 pm »
:lmao :lmao
Please RAWK mods sign The Esk as our transfer mod in the summer.
Fucking hell....

Ditched for a bluenose?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37030 on: March 14, 2017, 05:21:56 pm »
Torygraph said Everton were stalling because they wanted a buyout clause of 90 million minimum. So he's told them to fuck off ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37031 on: March 14, 2017, 05:22:47 pm »
Fucking hell....

Ditched for a bluenose?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37032 on: March 14, 2017, 05:24:40 pm »
I know it probably won't happen. But I would take Lukaku.

Very talented, not a Klopp player.
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

Hey Claus, fuck off.

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« Reply #37033 on: March 14, 2017, 05:25:04 pm »
Few? More like half of what they could have had. The bidding war will start at a ridiculously low price, buying clubs have all the leverage now. Evertonians should be furious with their board for not doing the exact same thing we did with Suarez before we sold him by protecting his value at least to an extent.

One can only hope!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37034 on: March 14, 2017, 05:27:45 pm »
So everything The Esk states, the opposite happens?, it's almost as if he's telling porkies or something.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37035 on: March 14, 2017, 05:33:05 pm »
They're calling him a snake on GoT for having the outright audacity to leave the biggest club in Liverpool.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37036 on: March 14, 2017, 05:34:08 pm »
Very talented, not a Klopp player.

I agree with that. But could need with a guy who just puts it in the net.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37037 on: March 14, 2017, 05:34:28 pm »
I hope he gets boo'd at the weekend
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37038 on: March 14, 2017, 05:35:18 pm »
I hope he gets boo'd at the weekend
That's a bit of a long shot, a player being boo'd at the Pit.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37039 on: March 14, 2017, 05:36:08 pm »
Very talented, not a Klopp player.

Idk if he will fit our style.. but he isn't a Benteke or Carroll. He is more of a Costa type forward who gets involved in the build up a lot more. He has been scoring for fun for Everton. He will absolutely thrive in a top team. No doubt about it. Everton will be lucky to land another forward even half as good as Lukaku.