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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37880 on: March 29, 2017, 07:22:36 pm »
Are they planning to build over the dock itself or over the other side of Regent Road where Terrys Timber is? Is that their cunning plan, to build another ground made of wood?

Hahaha. Just catching up on the thread and saw this. Cracker.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37881 on: March 29, 2017, 07:27:28 pm »
Isn't that the design of the Liver Bird used by Liverpool FC, rather than the one used by the city? There are marginal differences aren't there?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37882 on: March 29, 2017, 07:42:16 pm »
Evertonians at my place of work have had a 'witty' banner printed to ensure that our heads well and truly fall off on Saturday-aw bless!




Imagine embossing their logo on one of our banners   :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37883 on: March 29, 2017, 07:42:37 pm »
The bitter bowl
Mind you it's going to be an iconic stadium so the iconic bitter bowl
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37884 on: March 29, 2017, 08:01:15 pm »
Wow - I've heard that ped before and thought he was alright, but... What the hell is he on about :D fair play to Steve H for pushing his buttons and love that we are all 'to school for cool'! What a muppet

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37885 on: March 29, 2017, 08:09:44 pm »



Imagine embossing their logo on one of our banners   :lmao :lmao :lmao

If I ever become this obsessed and hate filled about an opposition team it's time to try and enjoy other things in life.

Well its a pretty fine logo in truth, a damn sight better than theirs. I was a bit down before, but you can always rely on our Blue neighbours to jolly up the atmosphere.  8)
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37886 on: March 29, 2017, 08:20:59 pm »
I definitely prefer the Boo Camp suggestion that I read on here recently.
the poo pit

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37888 on: March 29, 2017, 08:47:16 pm »
Dont yous lot know new stadiums are always followed by trophies, the emirates,st marys,London stadium, Sure didnt Juventus move to 69000 seater Turin stadium and say this is shit lets go back to 40 odd thousand and won 5 leagues in a row.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37889 on: March 29, 2017, 08:57:30 pm »
The shit pit?
nah, poo pit is something the kids can say.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37890 on: March 29, 2017, 08:58:34 pm »
They are setting themselves up here...
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37891 on: March 29, 2017, 09:03:24 pm »
Evertonians at my place of work have had a 'witty' banner printed to ensure that our heads well and truly fall off on Saturday-aw bless!

Shouldn't that be The Shit is all ours?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37892 on: March 29, 2017, 09:10:20 pm »
Why doesn't the banner include a silhouette of the new stadium?

Oh.

Because it is under water?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37893 on: March 29, 2017, 09:39:55 pm »
Evertonians at my place of work have had a 'witty' banner printed to ensure that our heads well and truly fall off on Saturday-aw bless!


😂 Why do they do this every derby, it literally always ends the same way, they really don't learn

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37894 on: March 29, 2017, 09:47:00 pm »
They cheer me up no end, they really do.

A banner with two massive LFC birds, with two tiny EFC crests in between. Bravo!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37895 on: March 29, 2017, 09:49:54 pm »
Isn't that the design of the Liver Bird used by Liverpool FC, rather than the one used by the city? There are marginal differences aren't there?

Yep, it's the Liver Bird that is copywrited by Liverpool FC.  ;D

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Rather than take pride in their own heritage and crest, they prefer to try to hijack the crest of their greatest rivals. a psychologist would have a field day with these lot.

They had their chance all those years ago. They could have taken the name of the city rather than a rundown suburb. They fucked up.

They could have adopted the Liver Bird, but didn't. They fucked up.

They used a (very apt) pisshead's lock-up as their crest. They fucked up.

They could have embraced a global following and a cosmopolitan support but they went with the smalltime and local angle instead. They fucked up.

Instead of concentrating on what was best for them, they became consumed with all things LFC. They fucked up.

They think they represent this city, but they don't. Go abroad and no fucker is remotly interested in them, but can tell you loads about LFC. At home, a Scouser is automatically associated with being a Red. Even their buddies from salford can sit with them and have a pint in front of a banner calling Scousers ''Bastards''. Bitters lap it up. That's how 'Scouse' they really are. They may live on County Road, but Scouse they ain't. It's about mentality, not just location. They represent no one other than themselves.

Their insane jealousy of LFC has also driven then to attempt a vanity project that could very well sink them eventually. They'll do anything to be us ... without actually being us.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37896 on: March 29, 2017, 09:53:20 pm »
Fixed it for them.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37897 on: March 29, 2017, 10:20:40 pm »
Fixed it for them.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37898 on: March 29, 2017, 10:44:14 pm »
It's like we don't even have to try any more. They just have arguments in their own heads about what they think we're going to say. "Were building a new stadium" expecting us to kick off, we just ask who's paying for it and wish them good luck. "Yeah knew you're head would fall off"
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37899 on: March 29, 2017, 10:45:02 pm »
Only just noticed the Lonsdales :lmao
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37901 on: March 29, 2017, 11:05:22 pm »
Fixed it for them.


Only just noticed the Lonsdales :lmao
Absolute belter putting those in :lmao
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37902 on: March 29, 2017, 11:38:57 pm »
Shouldn't that be The Shit is all ours?

 ;D

Or the cities shit is all ours. next time your sat on the bog, picture its route post flush and where it will end up.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37903 on: March 30, 2017, 12:22:50 am »
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37904 on: March 30, 2017, 12:25:03 am »
Fixed it for them.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37905 on: March 30, 2017, 12:52:10 am »
Evertonians at my place of work have had a 'witty' banner printed to ensure that our heads well and truly fall off on Saturday-aw bless!

Needs to have added

when the reds are away playing in europe
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37906 on: March 30, 2017, 05:26:50 am »
Fixed it for them.



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37907 on: March 30, 2017, 06:24:53 am »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37908 on: March 30, 2017, 07:06:21 am »
Me: can't believe the UK is leaving Europe!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37909 on: March 30, 2017, 08:50:32 am »
Haha they're all getting cocky again, can't wait to put the mongrels back in their place for another few months
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37910 on: March 30, 2017, 09:21:13 am »
Haven't had a new slogan for a while. I wonder how cringeworthy the next one will be.
It's out of the box fellas. Season ticket renewal time and this years new slogan is "ONE FOR ALL!" . I can relax now. I think I will change it to "TWO FOUR NILS!". though.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37911 on: March 30, 2017, 09:35:16 am »
ONE FOR ALL, just means they have enough season tickets for anyone who wants one. When they move to the enormodome it will be TWO FOR ALL, as there will be enough room for them to lounge casually over two seats each.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37912 on: March 30, 2017, 10:10:47 am »
Haha they're all getting cocky again, can't wait to put the mongrels back in their place for another few months

Yep, this is when we always beat them. Feels like they are a harder task when they think/know they are really shit. Any time they expect a result they flop spectacularly, they couldnt even beat us when the players had quit on Rodgers for fuck sake and a win would have took them 4th!  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37913 on: March 30, 2017, 10:34:07 am »
Apparently, they only have to turn up to win.

They have better players in every position, and a better manager.  So I'm informed.





Okie dokie lads.   Lets see how that one pans out, shall we.  ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37914 on: March 30, 2017, 10:44:03 am »
Law of averages says one day they'll finally win again at Anfield. Hopefully no time soon though!

The boom/bust cycle is pretty hilarious. There's spells in a season when they seem to be dropping off a cliff but then they always seem to play themselves into form in the build up, leading to raised expectations and huge amounts of giddiness.  Predictions of having better players all over the pitch, 'only' taking one of our star names fort he bench etc.

And then we beat them. Or occasionally the game is a damp squib and a dull draw. They don't even normally play well amd come away feeling aggrieved.

Same as last season please.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37915 on: March 30, 2017, 10:45:04 am »
ONE FOR ALL, just means they have enough season tickets for anyone who wants one. When they move to the enormodome it will be TWO FOR ALL, as there will be enough room for them to lounge casually over two seats each.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37916 on: March 30, 2017, 10:56:53 am »
a win for us means 3 points.
a win for them and its suddenly proof that their squad and manager are better than ours and they are on course to be the biggest team on Merseyside, backed up by gobshites like jim white and stan collymore

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37917 on: March 30, 2017, 10:58:18 am »
Most new stadiums have stands and other areas named after heroes of the club. Looking forward to take my seat in the Hans Segers end.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37918 on: March 30, 2017, 11:42:49 am »
every time derby comes in deluded fuckers think they have better players but lose 4-0 and your don't hear from them again until next time.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #37919 on: March 30, 2017, 12:12:13 pm »
Most new stadiums have stands and other areas named after heroes of the club. Looking forward to take my seat in the Hans Segers end.
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