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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #360 on: December 14, 2010, 03:09:36 pm »
Fair enough. Reddit has some interesting pics usually. They are usually funny pics though.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #361 on: December 14, 2010, 08:46:16 pm »
Just ordered the four books. Actually been on the to-do list for a while, but there's always something coming up, isn't it...

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #362 on: December 20, 2010, 10:31:46 am »

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #363 on: December 20, 2010, 10:39:50 am »
I often collect my Sister in Law from the Airport for exactly that reason..

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #364 on: December 20, 2010, 10:40:55 am »
I often collect my Sister in Law from the Airport for exactly that reason..

Your shagging your sister in law!?

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #365 on: December 20, 2010, 11:15:54 am »
Your shagging your sister in law!?

Thought never crossed my mind  ::)

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #366 on: December 20, 2010, 11:21:38 am »

Funnily enough this happened to me the other day coming back from abroad. My beautiful girlfriend met me going there, and the feeling seeing her was out of this world. Coming back was an incredibly empty experience, the polar opposite of what I'd felt going there.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #367 on: December 20, 2010, 11:46:25 am »
Can't believe I've not seen this before, brilliant thread.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #368 on: December 20, 2010, 12:06:04 pm »
You're in Luck. I'm driving back from Hemel Hempstead that day to Chester.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #369 on: December 25, 2010, 06:37:19 am »
Funnily enough this happened to me the other day coming back from abroad. My beautiful girlfriend met me going there, and the feeling seeing her was out of this world. Coming back was an incredibly empty experience, the polar opposite of what I'd felt going there.

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Just saw this, sorry mate but I was so ill I couldn't get to the doctor's without begging for help when you came back :(
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #370 on: December 25, 2010, 08:30:42 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #371 on: December 25, 2010, 08:42:19 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X
Your friend has a secret you say? Come on, spill the beans

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #372 on: December 25, 2010, 08:57:15 am »
Your friend has a secret you say? Come on, spill the beans

My friend has a goat. My friend is head over heels in love. I can't say more.  :-*
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #373 on: December 25, 2010, 09:32:51 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X


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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #374 on: December 25, 2010, 11:21:50 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X

 Yep, we'd be pretty boring people if we didn't  :P
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #375 on: December 25, 2010, 11:26:43 am »
I'll forgive you. The fact that you don't have boobs eases the pain somewhat.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #376 on: December 25, 2010, 12:19:23 pm »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X
Definitely.

Although i'd argue if everyone revealed these secrets they would all seem more normal. It is the fact that we all keep such secrets very secret so therefore when one person accidentally reveals theirs it is so "shocking".

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #377 on: December 25, 2010, 02:50:06 pm »
Definitely.

Although i'd argue if everyone revealed these secrets they would all seem more normal. It is the fact that we all keep such secrets very secret so therefore when one person accidentally reveals theirs it is so "shocking".

There's also the fact that when someone reveals a shocking secret to you (or the public,) your mind starts playing tricks on you and starts to bring up all your deepest secrets, and will then try to tie it in with the secret you've just heard to make you feel guilty and want to tell someone or make you feel very exposed emotionally.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #378 on: December 26, 2010, 01:13:35 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X

Probably. The trick though is to pick the right person to tell. A surprising number of people in your life probably wouldn't give a shit. Others, it would definitely blow their minds. Choose the audience.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #379 on: December 26, 2010, 01:42:48 am »
Amazing site.

Serious question: Do you think everyone has a secret that would blow peoples minds? I think everyone does. I do.  :-X
Probably. The trick though is to pick the right person to tell. A surprising number of people in your life probably wouldn't give a shit. Others, it would definitely blow their minds. Choose the audience.
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #380 on: December 26, 2010, 10:04:13 am »
This one has a certain style.



Yep, we'd be pretty boring people if we didn't  :P
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #381 on: December 26, 2010, 10:36:50 am »
All 4 books arrived before Christmas, soon done with all of them.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #382 on: December 26, 2010, 11:19:10 am »
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #383 on: December 26, 2010, 11:26:12 am »
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That could have been me writing that ;)

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #384 on: December 26, 2010, 07:13:56 pm »
or me  ;D
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #385 on: December 27, 2010, 12:48:16 pm »
Fuck it. I'm gonna post one in and see if it gets put up on the site. I'll let you all know if it makes it, although obviously I wont tell you what it is!

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #386 on: December 28, 2010, 04:01:23 pm »
or me  ;D

I would too, if it didn't cost an arm and a leg here   :o
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #387 on: December 28, 2010, 07:55:24 pm »
I would too, if it didn't cost an arm and a leg here   :o
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #388 on: January 2, 2011, 01:36:38 pm »


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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #389 on: January 2, 2011, 07:19:34 pm »
Fuck it. I'm gonna post one in and see if it gets put up on the site. I'll let you all know if it makes it, although obviously I wont tell you what it is!


Hmmmm....
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #390 on: January 2, 2011, 07:22:41 pm »
Truth will out

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #391 on: January 2, 2011, 07:25:18 pm »
Hmmmm....

HAHAHA you fucker! ;D

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Re: Post Secret
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #393 on: January 10, 2011, 11:21:19 am »
I've spent a good five minutes trying to work out this one Corky. Did he rape his girlfriend? Did someone else? What would have put him in prison? I promise I'm not thick, I really can't get it.

Me neither. The girl was underage and he clearly had sex with her. If the rape kit would have proved his paternity, then presumably nobody else was involved. It's the rape kit reference that has me stumped. Why would she have reported the sex? Why would she have reported the sex and not taken the rape kit?

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« Reply #394 on: January 10, 2011, 11:30:26 am »
Me neither. The girl was underage and he clearly had sex with her. If the rape kit would have proved his paternity, then presumably nobody else was involved. It's the rape kit reference that has me stumped. Why would she have reported the sex? Why would she have reported the sex and not taken the rape kit?
I think...

Because the girl was underage when giving birth, the hospital offered her among other things a paternity test - which she refused because ti would of identified her 'lover' as being over 18 and thus statutory rape.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #395 on: January 10, 2011, 11:30:57 am »
Maybe it wasn't his girlfriend?

He raped someone who in his mind, he classes as a girlfriend (someone he's extremely close to but not in a relationship sense.)

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« Reply #396 on: January 10, 2011, 11:49:42 am »
I think...

Because the girl was underage when giving birth, the hospital offered her among other things a paternity test - which she refused because ti would of identified her 'lover' as being over 18 and thus statutory rape.


But it says she opted out of the rape kit the night she conceived, not the night she gave birth.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #397 on: January 10, 2011, 11:52:33 am »
But it says she opted out of the rape kit the night she conceived, not the night she gave birth.

The guy might simply be confused.
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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #398 on: January 10, 2011, 11:56:37 am »
But it says she opted out of the rape kit the night she conceived, not the night she gave birth.
Doh.

Maybe she got home and regretted it/told her mum what happened?

This is why I love postsecret. So many moral dilemmas.

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Re: Post Secret
« Reply #399 on: January 10, 2011, 12:07:54 pm »
 Maybe he had unprotected sex with her, she later was raped, a rape kit would prove he also  had sex
 with her the night she was raped.
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