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Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« on: December 11, 2008, 09:02:04 pm »
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Liverpool v Hull City
Anfield, 01/12/2008, 8pm kickoff






v


Hull


Honours

Club can't be arsed to post them, but best team near Humber Bridge is one





-HH- was due to do one, but when I looked at his answers that the Hull fans had given, it was like seeing Gordon Ramsay trying to make a 3 star michelin meal out of last week's Mail on Sunday You insert p4.

So I thought I'd help them out and make up some shite to save the Hull fans the trouble. Lazy bastards.


1. How has the season been shaping up so far? Are there any positives and/or negatives that stand out?
 
Fan a I can't be arsed.
Fan b Tremendous, we're pinching ourselves. Whoo.



2.What are your expectations for the season? Are they different to the ones you had at the start of the season?
 
Hull tiger Do you think we'll make it back in time for the X-Factor?



3.Who is/are your most important player/s and what exactly is it that makes them that special?
 
Hull Fan Do I get any money for this?




4.Any player/s you could do without?
 
Brown Tiger I think our manager looks like Tony off Corra.




5.Your Academy can undisputetly be regarded as one of the best, if not the best in the country. Are there currently any young, up-and-coming talents we might not know about?
 
Humber Lumber No. Not really.



6.You've often been described as "the feeder club". What is the West Ham board doing to the promising youngsters at the club?
 
Gus I've been to Doncaster once.



8.What about your managerial situation?
 
Fan I think he looks like that guy off Corra.




9.What sort of line up can we expect Brown to put out at Anfield?
 
BIG HULL FAN GO TIGERS YEAH 11 men I think




11.Which Liverpool player/s will you be most concerned about and why?
 
Gus I've been to Sheffield too.



12.Finally, care to predict the score?
 
Tiger. Yawn, you know what we're in the best league in Europe if not the world and we're dizzily high we probably need oxygen yet we can't be arsed with anything to do with our team. Frankly its a scandal.

Thanks guys!



I should say Dave from Hull took time out to answer them properly, so here are his below:

i take it you asked the questions on the rivals site then.

1. How has the season been shaping up so far? Are there any positives and/or negatives that stand out?
 
Alot better than expected, the way we have attacked teams away from home has been the main reason we are where we are. We also never know when to give up and have come from a goal down on a few occasions this season(somethink we only managed once last year)

2.What are your expectations for the season? Are they different to the ones you had at the start of the season?
 
The main goal is still to get to 40 points, until then that will not change in my eyes. If we can stay in the top 10 that would be a massive achievement


3.Who is/are your most important player/s and what exactly is it that makes them that special?

Geovanni is the player who has made all the headlines but he is not the main reason we are 6th in the table.Turner and Zayatte at CB have been quality this season along with myhill in goal.
The most important thing is our teamwork, no one player makes or breaks us.
 

4.Any player/s you could do without?


A few squad players that are not good enough for this league who hopefully we will offload in january


5.Your Academy can undisputetly be regarded as one of the best, if not the best in the country. Are there currently any young, up-and-coming talents we might not know about?

 
The youth set up at the club is coming along nicely, you got one of our best a few years ago i paul anderson but Liam Cooper and Jamie Devitt looking like they could make the step up in the next few years


6.What about your managerial situation?


 After being linked with sunderland Brown says he's not interested in joining them so it looks like he's here for a while.


9.What sort of line up can we expect Brown to put out at Anfield?

We have mainly been playing 4-3-1-2 and i dont expect a change for this saturday, our likerly line up is


......................Myhill.....................
McShane, Turner, Zayette, Ricketts
......Ashbee...Marney.. boateng.....
............. Geovanni..........................
..............King,.......Cousin............. 
 

11.Which Liverpool player/s will you be most concerned about and why?

Gladly Torres is out for saturday as he has the ability to score against anyone. Gerrard is the obvious choice so im hoping he has a bad day at the office, Kuyt also seams like the type of player who scores important goals.
 


12.Finally, care to predict the score?


A very tough game for us with us scoring a 89th minute equilisier to make it 2-2

Turner and cousin for us, Kuyt and alonso for you
 

« Last Edit: December 12, 2008, 12:13:33 pm by hinesy »
Yep.

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Re: Hull Spyin' Kop pisstake
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 09:41:25 pm »
bump
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 09:45:45 pm »
They have their own telephone system in Hull...probably explains their aloof arrogance

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 09:48:14 pm »
best spyin kop ever
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 09:48:25 pm »
was it worth posting?
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 09:49:01 pm »

I am a Red!
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 09:50:45 pm »
Thats piss poor spyin'.... Stalin would have had you shot!

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 10:00:43 pm »
absolutlely brilliant read

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 10:10:39 pm »
I liked it, but the bit about West Ham confused me....wait a minute!

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 10:19:32 pm »
;D forgot about that bit.
Yep.

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 10:28:34 pm »
I love the part where Gus explained to us the meaning of life using just one sentence

Did you physically walk to hull and ask people on the street these questions?

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 10:31:06 pm »
BIG HULL FAN GO TIGERS YEAH

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Well I enjoyed it. Solid read.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 10:32:26 pm »
You made this up didn't yer! You can't pull the wool over these eyes
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 10:40:45 pm »
You cant blame the fans for the fact that the internet hasnt yet reached Hull. I've been there, I dont think grass or bins have reached that shit hole either.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 10:44:47 pm »
Best thread ever
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 10:46:16 pm »
cheers to hinsey and the hull lads, getting excited about this one now

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 11:11:25 pm »
best spyin kop ever

Even better than the Utd one I must say.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 11:13:53 pm »
So why hasn't this been put up on the forum front page yet, or moved to "opinion"?  ;D

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 11:21:59 pm »
You made this up didn't yer! You can't pull the wool over these eyes

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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 11:22:02 pm »
 ;D Class.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2008, 11:51:18 pm »
i take it you asked the questions on the rivals site then.

1. How has the season been shaping up so far? Are there any positives and/or negatives that stand out?
 
Alot better than expected, the way we have attacked teams away from home has been the main reason we are where we are. We also never know when to give up and have come from a goal down on a few occasions this season(somethink we only managed once last year)

2.What are your expectations for the season? Are they different to the ones you had at the start of the season?
 
The main goal is still to get to 40 points, until then that will not change in my eyes. If we can stay in the top 10 that would be a massive achievement


3.Who is/are your most important player/s and what exactly is it that makes them that special?

Geovanni is the player who has made all the headlines but he is not the main reason we are 6th in the table.Turner and Zayatte at CB have been quality this season along with myhill in goal.
The most important thing is our teamwork, no one player makes or breaks us.
 

4.Any player/s you could do without?


A few squad players that are not good enough for this league who hopefully we will offload in january


5.Your Academy can undisputetly be regarded as one of the best, if not the best in the country. Are there currently any young, up-and-coming talents we might not know about?

 
The youth set up at the club is coming along nicely, you got one of our best a few years ago i paul anderson but Liam Cooper and Jamie Devitt looking like they could make the step up in the next few years


6.What about your managerial situation?


 After being linked with sunderland Brown says he's not interested in joining them so it looks like he's here for a while.


9.What sort of line up can we expect Brown to put out at Anfield?

We have mainly been playing 4-3-1-2 and i dont expect a change for this saturday, our likerly line up is


......................Myhill.....................
McShane, Turner, Zayette, Ricketts
......Ashbee...Marney.. boateng.....
............. Geovanni..........................
..............King,.......Cousin............. 
 

11.Which Liverpool player/s will you be most concerned about and why?

Gladly Torres is out for saturday as he has the ability to score against anyone. Gerrard is the obvious choice so im hoping he has a bad day at the office, Kuyt also seams like the type of player who scores important goals.
 


12.Finally, care to predict the score?


A very tough game for us with us scoring a 89th minute equilisier to make it 2-2

Turner and cousin for us, Kuyt and alonso for you
 
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 11:55:47 pm »
^ cheers, welcome to rawk 

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2008, 12:15:52 am »
^ cheers, welcome to rawk 
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2008, 12:31:47 am »
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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2008, 12:34:31 am »
Cracking opening post. ;D

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« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2008, 12:42:35 am »
Well done Dave. I have just sent the questions to a Cod Head season ticket holder mate, so I'll post his answers if he replies.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2008, 12:47:59 am »
Well done Dave. I have just sent the questions to a Cod Head season ticket holder mate, so I'll post his answers if he replies.

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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2008, 01:03:39 am »
Nice.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2008, 01:13:25 am »
Not a patch on the Blackburn one last week, that was a read and a half
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2008, 04:27:48 am »
Well in Dave

Turner and cousin for us, Kuyt and alonso for you
Does that mean we are thought to be vulnerable from set pieces?



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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2008, 10:25:57 am »
Well in Dave
Does that mean we are thought to be vulnerable from set pieces?



I'd watch Geovanni more than anyonthers

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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2008, 11:47:38 am »
dave mate, many thanks in all honesty, appreciate your thoughts.

Thing was up til late last night, -HH- had tried his best and you and I both know many of the replies were pretty shite. But thanks for yours.
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2008, 11:50:36 am »
Good article, always had a lot of time for Hull and their fans are obviously etc etc and so on.

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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2008, 11:53:58 am »
Nice one for answering.

......................Myhill.....................
McShane, Turner, Zayette, Ricketts
......Ashbee...Marney.. boateng.....
............. Geovanni..........................
..............King,.......Cousin............. 
 

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2008, 12:14:13 pm »
dave mate, many thanks in all honesty, appreciate your thoughts.

Thing was up til late last night, -HH- had tried his best and you and I both know many of the replies were pretty shite. But thanks for yours.

Thanks Dave.

To be honest, when you put a Spyin Kop together youhave to try and find a site that's either busy or looks like it has decent members. Either that or ask a mate who supports the team. As it happens, a friend of a friend was supposed to do it but is out of the country on holiday (sods law). I went for busy and it obviously didn't go well.

Thank-you though for the decent answers yourself. If you could recommend a better site it would probably help whoever does the away one. :wave
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« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2008, 12:17:24 pm »
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2008, 04:27:04 pm »
feel free to come over to www.wearehull.co.uk im sure you'll be welcome
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2008, 04:29:44 pm »
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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2008, 01:49:27 am »
Well in Dave
Does that mean we are thought to be vulnerable from set pieces?
not  really but we have scored the most from set pieces in the league(7 goals i think) turner has 3 i think

Nice one for answering.

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Thank-you though for the decent answers yourself. If you could recommend a better site it would probably help whoever does the away one. :wave

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Re: Liverpool v Hull Spyin' Kop
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2008, 05:43:24 pm »

A very tough game for us with us scoring a 89th minute equilisier to make it 2-2

Turner and cousin for us, Kuyt and alonso for yo
well i got the score right :)
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