I'm a bow-legged chicken and a knock-kneed hen
I've never been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a waggle and a squawk
Doing the Liverpool boot walk.
I was walking down Lime Street
Swinging my chain
Along comes a cockney
And he asks me my name
I kicked him in the balls
And I punched him in the head
Now that cockney is dead.