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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #40 on: June 4, 2011, 09:21:04 am »
3rd time lucky 5th round ;) haha great story :P

Was it? :P Well, still remember how the ball trickled from one post and in towards the other.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #41 on: June 4, 2011, 09:31:42 am »
I took the missus to Prague in 2005, anyway i booked the trip and told her the date, she was well pleased, i then realised it clashed with the carling cup final which i didn't want to miss, i then went back to the travel agent and asked if i could switch dates, luckily for me we got an extra day at no extra cost a week later, this made her even happier, i did, however, neglect to mention why i'd switched dates.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #42 on: June 4, 2011, 09:32:22 am »
I’ve lived in London for the past few years and if I’m not slogging up to Anfield and back on a Saturday, I occasionally go to watch Fulham.

A couple of seasons ago I went to see Fulham v Man Utd. I sat in the stand along the touchline with Fulham fans and there was a group of about 10 blokes a couple of rows in front who looked a bit tasty. They must have overheard my northern accent (Warrington wool, not scouse – apologies to the purists) and presumed I was a United fan. One rock-hard, psycho looking fella (yes, even Fulham get them) came and sat in the empty seat next to me and started giving me a few digs with his elbow – I don’t mind admitting I was bricking it. Just then, Fulham scored so I celebrated with all around me including The Cockney Psycho. When we sat back down he asked me in his cockney voice
Psycho – who do you support then?
Me - Fulham
P – Don’t tell me lies, you effin c..t
M – OK then, Liverpool really but I’ve adopted Fulham as my second team (I know that’s not right but I was bricking it)
P – Nice one, I thought you were a manc. Me and the lads are only here to tw@t some mancs! You can come with us after the match if you like, we’ve got a little crew together
He then goes on to roll his sleeve up and show me the 5 stars he’s had tattooed on one arm with “LFC” on the other forearm. Never felt so relived in my life!

We went on to have a couple of beers at half time chatting about all things LFC. I decided not to bother joining him and his mates after the game though to “tw@t some mancs” !
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #43 on: June 4, 2011, 10:23:37 am »
The usual derby day kicks off's for me, I recall when we beat everton about 4 seasons ago, I was watching it in a bluenose pub (with 2 red mates and about 5 bluenose mates) which was a bad idea as I genereally forget my surroundings when we score and get a bit mouthy, this day wasn't any different. Unfortunately I can't recall the details of the match but I remember doing the ring of fire tune at full pelt and some lump of a fella saying 'Ay don't you dare do that in here', a bit of edgy banter ensued and some minutes later one of them had lashed a bottle at me. To be fair a few of my bluenose mates jumped in and had a word before we left lol, silly bugger.

I also managed to have a fight with a Chelsea fan in a fast food place in Oxford once, god knows how that happened :D

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #44 on: June 4, 2011, 10:37:14 am »
Me and a mate had to sweet talk (OK, more like run...) our way out of a pub in the Bigg Market in Newcastle after one of the 4-3 games.

The pub had a big screen at the back/end of the pub showing the game and I'll never forget the cacophony as loads of upset Geordies decided that throwing their pint glasses at the screen was a much better idea than drinking from them.

It was then that they decided that anyone in a Liverpool top was a much better target. Thank God I can shift a bit.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #45 on: June 4, 2011, 11:38:50 am »
The Man Utd vs Gala 3-3 match and I am sitting in a room of only Man Utd fans ....when they made it 3-3 it was the funniest thing ever ....tears running down my face and I just fall victim to hysterical laughter...

I only just got out alive I can tell you.

excuse my ignorance mate but what was the significance of that match? is it the one in the early nineties?

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #46 on: June 4, 2011, 12:04:33 pm »
I once had what I thought was a civilised debate with some Spurs fans on the train back after watching us play at Whitehart Lane. I think Alcohol gave me the belief we were all there for the same thing, the love of the game.
How wrong could I have been, I dared to say I thought a draw was a fair result and all hell broke loose, they wanted to kill me. Bearing in mind I was on my own and there were about 7 of them all pissed it could have been worse than a few punches, I moved up the train a bit and they left me be.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #47 on: June 4, 2011, 12:10:48 pm »
Last week when UTD scored the missus had just walked into the living room. I blamed the goal on her and went mad. She spent the second half upstairs sending me text messages calling me a tit.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #48 on: June 4, 2011, 12:44:01 pm »
The complete opposite for me, actually...

I was driving down Route 2 here in Massachusetts, going a good 15mph over the speed limit, and a state cop pulled me over. I got a bit nervous, as I've never gotten a single ticket in all of my 28 years (well, 25 at that point). But I happened to be wearing an LFC track jacket (just a plain red jacket with a white Liverbird on the left chest) that my friend had just given me. When the cop gets to my window, after he does the usual "do you know how fast you were driving" bit, he says "Hey, are you a Liverpool fan?" I told him yes, and we wound up talking for a full ten minutes. Turns out his sister married a Londoner (and rabid Arsenal supporter), and this new brother-in-law had slowly convinced him of the merits of "soccer."  So now he's got his kids wearing Arse shirts to school, and he pays out the ass for satellite TV just to watch their matches. We had a long conversation about how promotion and relegation make european football so much more interesting than American sports, and how we both have plenty of friends who mock us for watching "a pussy sport," and the US national team, etc. etc.

He wound up shaking my hand and letting me go without even a verbal warning!

Have had this happen too. in 2000, just arriving back to Germany from Kosovo, the Royal Military Police(who i hate with a great passion!) do a search of all vehicles to make sure we have no contraband. Sure enough along comes cock-face to inspect my wagon, dragging all my kit out and checking to see i've got no 'war trophies'. After a while this big sergeant comes over and sees my quilt with a reds cover on and says to let me go, he then spends 10 minutes talking about Sean Dundee and Titi Camara! The other wanker had to leave having not looked through my kit properly leaving me with 2 Russian helmets and 5 bayonets!!

On the flip side though I once sat in the home end at Oldham (the chaddy end!) when we played there, couldn't keep my gob shut me and a mate, listening to all the 'in your Liverpool slums and 'sign on' shite, anyway Fowler, Redknapp and Dicks (yes really!) made it 3-0 to us and they were quiet as fuck so me and my mate started singing, probably louder than they had been all game. Got led out with 10 minutes to go with old ladies and kids throwing pies at us on the way out,and the usual dicks (other ones not the one who scored!)making cut throat gestures with their fingers and the bizzies escorted us all the way into town, where we had to wait for some mates from Oldham who said we had been lucky to get out alive, as the Oldham casuals had been looking for us! was more scared of the old ladies actually!

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #49 on: June 4, 2011, 01:24:35 pm »
not telling my parents i was going to wolves away until the day before the game, i was in college on the tuesday and i saw that the tickets had come on sale for fancard holders on returns and took my chance and got one couldnt believe my luck. parents didnt take it well on the friday when i said oh btw im off to wolverhampton tommorow. just said to me why in a mad voice i just said im off to watch liverpool, and then just walked out the room haha and plus it got me home an hour before i had work so was in a rush to have my tea and get ready to get up to work that night. the parents werent very pleased lets just say  ;D

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #50 on: June 4, 2011, 01:57:20 pm »
CL final this year. In a pub with my mates and about 120 odd Mancs. Celebrated like hell when Barca scored, ended up babbling German when the game was done as if I'd come there by accident.


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Should have taken the order mate and then spilled the food all over his fuckin head.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #51 on: June 4, 2011, 02:27:56 pm »
4-1 against United. Live in Manchester and watched in a pub not too far from Old Trafford. Absolutely rammed in there. Was doing fine, although the City lot we were with were constantly looking for our reaction when the c##ts gave it all the vitrol about you know what when it comes to Liverpool...

Handled thew Gerard penno with giggling to our selves like two school girls, same for the next two goals. By this time though, a rather large Jamaican gentleman had sussed us out and was pointing to us at the bar, with everyone looking our way.

Up steps Dossena and lobs the fucking keeper. I loose it and let out a high pitched shreek/yielping noise, which was bizzare under any circumstances. Had to cut it short and storm out the pub, singing a few rounds of FOAR and jumping into a taxi!

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #52 on: June 4, 2011, 02:48:18 pm »
Getting smacked from behind in the West Stand at Stamford Bridge and getting the middle finger from everyone around me after cheering Dirk's goal to put us 4-3 up. It was the Champions League game that finished 4-4 in 2009.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #53 on: June 4, 2011, 02:51:35 pm »
When Yossi scored against fulham away a couple of seasons ago I jumped up and punched my girlfriend on the way up. Then I carried on celebrating, caught up in what was an amazing moment. Was in the dog house for a bit after that.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #54 on: June 4, 2011, 02:53:52 pm »
My new girlfriends dad is a Manc ST holder.

Being a liverpool supporter hasn't got me in trouble yet.....

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #55 on: June 4, 2011, 02:55:13 pm »
Last Saturday, as it happens. Was in Tiger Tiger (for the first and last time ever, awful place) for the CL final with my bessie (a fellow Scouser) and bunch of other mates who happen to be Spurs fans, but despise the Mancs and love Barca as well.

So anyway, it being London and all, the place was about 80% Mancs. I was stood there with my mates in a Barca scarf, listening to them give it the old "ROOOOOOONEHHH, ROOOOOOOOONEHHH" etc. Then Barca scored their first, and the little corner that me and my mates were in went mental. We celebrated as if one of our own had scored it, because, well, y'know. Cue a couple of dirty looks, but nothing serious. Behind me, a Cockney Manc could be heard to say "Fuck this, I'm off home". That's support for you.

Then came the equaliser, and this lad in front of us (wearing the latest kit and a green and gold scarf, natch) turned round and celebrated like, right in my face. Cue more "ROOOOONEHH" chants and other things of that nature.

But yes, as we all know, the scoreline didn't stay like that and after Barca scored number two, me and my mate couldn't contain ourselves anymore and decided that would be a good moment to show our true colours, so to speak, and start up a cracking rendition of "Liiiiverpooooool, Liiiiiverpooooool" right there, in the green and gold lad's face, surrounded by angry Mancs. Oh, the abuse we got. Was fucking worth it though.

(I probably only got away with it because I'm a girl)

Also had the, erm, privilege of watching Kenny's first game in charge against United in a pub in Warrington. Didn't get into any trouble like, was just surrounded by bad, bad Mancs all day. Dreadful.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #56 on: June 4, 2011, 04:14:27 pm »
Last week when UTD scored the missus had just walked into the living room. I blamed the goal on her and went mad. She spent the second half upstairs sending me text messages calling me a tit.

LMAO, of all the tales on here that is by far and away the funniest!!!
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #57 on: June 4, 2011, 04:17:51 pm »
cancelled my wedding in 74 does that count, (I mean getting married cup final ticket no contest really) rearranged the date for later and still married today to the poor woman!
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #58 on: June 4, 2011, 05:32:23 pm »
I’ve lived in London for the past few years and if I’m not slogging up to Anfield and back on a Saturday, I occasionally go to watch Fulham.

A couple of seasons ago I went to see Fulham v Man Utd. I sat in the stand along the touchline with Fulham fans and there was a group of about 10 blokes a couple of rows in front who looked a bit tasty. They must have overheard my northern accent (Warrington wool, not scouse – apologies to the purists) and presumed I was a United fan. One rock-hard, psycho looking fella (yes, even Fulham get them) came and sat in the empty seat next to me and started giving me a few digs with his elbow – I don’t mind admitting I was bricking it. Just then, Fulham scored so I celebrated with all around me including The Cockney Psycho. When we sat back down he asked me in his cockney voice
Psycho – who do you support then?
Me - Fulham
P – Don’t tell me lies, you effin c..t
M – OK then, Liverpool really but I’ve adopted Fulham as my second team (I know that’s not right but I was bricking it)
P – Nice one, I thought you were a manc. Me and the lads are only here to tw@t some mancs! You can come with us after the match if you like, we’ve got a little crew together
He then goes on to roll his sleeve up and show me the 5 stars he’s had tattooed on one arm with “LFC” on the other forearm. Never felt so relived in my life!

We went on to have a couple of beers at half time chatting about all things LFC. I decided not to bother joining him and his mates after the game though to “tw@t some mancs” !


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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #59 on: June 4, 2011, 05:36:25 pm »
back in the 80s an 90s i spent that time getting out of work  early any midweek game an usually throwing  a sickie after any sunday game,  the factory made many redundant in that time but  i always survived, nothing major i know.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #60 on: June 4, 2011, 05:41:33 pm »
In the Stretford End during the 4-1 game in '09 and had managed to keep under control until we scored, needless to say I was asked to leave.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #61 on: June 4, 2011, 05:46:17 pm »
On the way back to the buses after the 4-4 at chelsea and the Chelsea fans started singing in your liverpool slums and other shite like that, So I started singing Fuck of chelsea fc on my own, surrounded by Chelsea fans, Luckily enough there were a couple of LFC fans around us at the time.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #62 on: June 4, 2011, 05:58:33 pm »
This hasn't actually got me into trouble yet as i have only just handed it in but in answer to one of the questions in my last assignment for my OU degree I wrote this.

3c) “Comment briefly on how, if at all, your analysis would have led you to write the Times article differently."

If I had found myself sitting in the offices of the Times newspaper being asked to write an article about the Chancellor’s options in raising government funds I would immediately resign knowing nothing I really wanted to write would make it past the editors. I would then send my severance cheque to the Hillsborough memorial fund along with a letter asking for forgiveness for ever having worked for the owner of the S*n newspaper and then I would have berated my now ex colleagues for writing articles about taxes focusing on which is the easiest and quickest to implement instead of highlighting the regressive nature of VAT and its disproportionate effect on the poor. They would counter that “that only applies to income groups not expenditure groups” and I would say “you might have a point, but either way – income tax is fairer!” I would gather my things and leave them with a rendition of “Justice for the 96…Justice for the 96…” ringing in their ears.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #63 on: June 4, 2011, 06:12:13 pm »
Was spending a few months studying/ drinking in Rome in 07, got a bit drunk with my friends at Scholars and Mad Jack's pubs, when walking back to our hotel to sleep it off I started singing we've got best midfield in the world' at the top of my lungs, two lads dressed in Barca kits did not think to kindly towards me... they were a bit larger then me (each had about 30 pounds and 6 inches) my friends drug me away before we started brawling. I maintain I was perfectly within my rights to belt that out at 3 am.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #64 on: June 4, 2011, 10:48:52 pm »
Had two, both fairly recently.

1. Was waiting for my train at Picadilly when Rooney (presumably going to west ham) walked past with these massive head phones on and doing his usual scowl. He went and sat down about 20 yards down the platform. I decided to take a stroll unto him and tapped him on the shoulder. He waved his arm at me frantically as to make me go away. Which I did for about 20 seconds, when I returned with a pen and paper. He took his headphones off and snatched at the paper as to sign an autograph, little did he know I had drawn 5 stars on the back, and as soon as he turned over I belted into song. Giving it the full We Won It 5 Times right in front of him, I was then moved on by the station security, but it was well worth it. His face was a picture.

2. I was staying in the Travel lodge opposite Manchester Airport on the night of the final. I went down to the bar to watch the game with a few other reds (the proper reds), we managed to contain our joy at the first but it was when Rooney scored that we were found out to be reds. We blagged our way to stay and received many a stare and finger gesture. We handled this well but by the time of the third we were all overcome with alcohol and joy that we just couldn't stop ourselves and started up a very drunken version of 5 times. This got us thrown out immediately and followed back to our room. The basta*ds then continued throughout the night with constant knocking on our door and threats. We survived the night and made an early dash past the breakfast serving straight for our plane and to safety.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #65 on: June 4, 2011, 11:33:25 pm »
Rather less heroic than the previous tales of yore,but after buying(or rather being bought as presents) the entire LFC home & away kits plus tracksuit in season '87/88,the change of sponsor to 'Candy' made the subsequent strip (in the days of a home kit every three years) less of a bargaining point with my parents (Okay,I was spoiled) so I went on a 'shopping spree' without cash and ended up in a nearby towns police station.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #66 on: June 5, 2011, 12:04:00 am »
In O Neills Irish Bar, Leicester Square, London last Saturday night, singing "Wayne Rooney is fat, and Gary Neville's a twat...", I then proceeded to sing "Shit on the cockneys" for some reason... Neither went down too well needless to say! Don't know how I didn't get my head kicked in
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #67 on: June 5, 2011, 12:20:27 am »
I live in aus and after walking out of the liverpool suporters pub after belting the mancs i was walking down the street singing "oh manchester is full of shit" by myself and got chased through the city for about ten minutes by three mancs filthy with the result

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #68 on: June 5, 2011, 12:30:04 am »
Don't post here very often but I always thought this story was quite funny (and a bit scary at the time).

The year was 1999. Liverpool were approaching the end of another fruitless season. Me Dad and I decided we'd go watch the Reds play Forest at the City ground. The likes of Rigobert Song, Steve Staunton and Oyvind Leonardson graced our team back then and a young lad called Steven Gerrard even got a 12 minute cameo. I digress.......

This was back in the day when you could usually turn up and pay cash on the turnstile. We were ticketless and Forest weren't having any of it though. Only away ticket holders allowed in the away end. So me Dad had a cunning plan.

We went to the official Forest ticket office and my Dad said that he was a Forest fan but that I was an LFC fan so could we have 2 away tickets. No way they said, so we got two tickets in their end. Ah well we thought, at least we got a pair of tickets together.

Went in the ground and we had a really, really good spec. Right in the centre of their equivalent of the Kop. Don't remember all that much of the first half, other than the away end (with our lot in) was only about 2/3 full so we could have gone in there the whole time.

Anyhoo, even with 8 or so games left, Forest were going down so our end was giving it to them. It was 1-1 after 70 minutes and then Owen scored at the other end by our fans to make it 2-1.

Now comes the scary bit. For some reason, and I'll always remember this moment, with their entire home stand silent and seated, my Dad stood up in the centre of their "Kop" and shouted at the top of his lungs, "GREAT GOAL MICHAEL!" and started clapping. There was a good couple of seconds where everyone just turned and looked at him.

He then seemed to remember where he was and just sat down as though nothing had happened. I think we even had another pair of scousers who were trying to stay undercover sitting next to us. Even to this day I'm amazed that we weren't immediately chucked out.

In the 90th minute though, that donkey van hoojidonk scored a free kick after a clumsy Paul Ince challenge. Their lot round where we were sitting went fucking apeshit giving it large at us, perhaps deservedly so, and we left sharpish! I'm not afraid to admit that it was pretty scary!

I'll always remember that game, was once of my first "away"s. Funny thing is, my dad is usually really mellow during the game but only goes a bit crazy when we score haha. Sorry about the essay but it's a fond memory of mine!
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #69 on: June 5, 2011, 12:52:09 am »
Went over to England for a school trip to see Liverpool play Bolton away in 2004. Most us that went on the trip were Liverpool fans and we were in the Bolton end and I remember the teachers stressing to us that if Liverpool score score DO NOT jump up or celebrate. Bolton scored first I think and then I remember Gerrard scoring and we all went mad, it was probably a funny sight looking at about 30 thirteen year olds celebrating in the Bolton end. As soon as we started celebrating the goal the teachers we're shitting themselves telling us to sit down. All the Bolton fans were pointing and screaming at us and I remember a few Liverpool fans getting kicked out of the Bolton end. The game finished 2-2 anyway and a few of us were shitting it as we left the stadium.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #70 on: June 5, 2011, 01:00:23 am »
i live in plymouth.

anyway everton played argyle at home park in the fa cup in 2005 so i thought i would go and watch it with my grandad god bless his sole.

everton won as was obvious and after the game and after taking grandad home me and my matesi went into a pub full of bluenoses. went in with my mates argyle shirt one( i know i shouldnt have done as im red through and through) and pulled out a liverpool scarf and started to sing youll never walk alone after i had had a few.

then 4 teenage yobs picked me up threw me outside and gave me a kick in. woke up next day in hospital with concussion.

lesson learnt. and was pretty pointless providing everton won so i wasnt really gloating at anything.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #71 on: June 5, 2011, 01:15:57 am »
Went over to England for a school trip to see Liverpool play Bolton away in 2004. Most us that went on the trip were Liverpool fans and we were in the Bolton end and I remember the teachers stressing to us that if Liverpool score score DO NOT jump up or celebrate. Bolton scored first I think and then I remember Gerrard scoring and we all went mad, it was probably a funny sight looking at about 30 thirteen year olds celebrating in the Bolton end. As soon as we started celebrating the goal the teachers we're shitting themselves telling us to sit down. All the Bolton fans were pointing and screaming at us and I remember a few Liverpool fans getting kicked out of the Bolton end. The game finished 2-2 anyway and a few of us were shitting it as we left the stadium.
I remember being told a similar tale by an ex Wigan youth player that I know.You would think that some lower profile teams in the North West would be happy to fill the odd hundred places of the thousands of empty seats in their soulless stadiums with any fan but I suppose the main thing is to appease fergie and hope that he will sell you a sack of shite for a mere £8M.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #72 on: June 5, 2011, 10:13:31 am »
Some cracking stories on here. The nearest I ever got to trouble was at Euston station in 87/8 season. We'd just won 1-0 at QPR thanks to Barnes scoring on their terrible plastic pitch. On arrival back at Euston to get the train back to Runcorn, I was at the barrier whistling Ole, ole, ole, ole, we are the champs (remember that classic?) when a trainload of Chelsea fans arrived from Coventry in the adjacent platform. Some of the language aimed towards me was unprintable, and if looks could kill.....

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #73 on: June 5, 2011, 10:23:39 am »
I can remember nearly gettting set upon by a load of bitters after coming out the home end of the Lower Bullens of Goodision in a Liverpool shirt after we'd beat them 3-0 in 2003.

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #74 on: June 5, 2011, 11:30:53 am »
Had another bit of a moment last week in Turkey watching the Champs League Final. Sat in the hotel watching it with the Mrs and kids. It was half United and the other half supporting Barca. When they equalised, their lot where giving it "Where Man United, we'll do what we want". When Messi scored, even though I was sober I couldn't help but belt out, "Your Man United, you'll do as your told". Had to sing it a couple of times before rest a the Hotel Bar joined in. All the Mancs just sulked into their pints. The dirtiest look I got was off the Mrs for embarrassing her.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #75 on: June 5, 2011, 11:49:00 am »
In Melbourne?
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #76 on: June 5, 2011, 12:05:56 pm »
Walked into the pub across the road from Old Trafford...probably called summit clever like Old Trafford....cos it was pissing down and thought fuck it I'll nip in here for a bevvie and wait for the rain to stop....totally forgot I had my mighty reds Liverpool pin on the lapel of my jacket...

Suffice to say I did not receive a warm welcome from the bar staff and was promptly told to leave whilst I still had the legs to carry me lol

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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #77 on: June 5, 2011, 01:41:28 pm »
I was in Belfast a couple of years ago at a wedding do in a barracks somewhere
Mixture of reds and mancs there and during the day I get talking to a few of them and the conversation was polite and quite productive.
Until £1 subsidised corona got hold of me and my dear wifey told me not to get too involved 'cos "You know what will happen".
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #78 on: June 5, 2011, 02:08:20 pm »
When I was 10 years old,I lived in Preston, our next door neighbour was a manc season ticket holder and he got us a couple of tickets to watch man u v coventry, so I went along moaning and grumbling and then coventry scored and I think I was the only person in Old Trafford shouting yesssssssssss!!!!.My dad escorted me out quickly and queitly before we got battered.Sadly the coventry goal was disallowed.But I had a moment of glory in Old Trafford that I will never forget.
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Re: How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?
« Reply #79 on: June 5, 2011, 04:13:26 pm »
Had a plastic garden chair lobbed at me in Barca after the match when we beat them 2-1 at the Camp Nou.

Watching games vs the Mancs in Ashton is never good cos its a 50/50 split of fans so always ends badly.

Got chased by some Manc scum walking back from work in Warrington because they clocked my LFC pin badge I had on my blazer.

My best mate fell out with me as i refused to go out with him for his 19th. planned to go to a restaurant then onto a club but i stayed behind as i wanted to watch Liverpool (25th May 2005). I made the right choice and met him later on  :D