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FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« on: April 23, 2017, 03:38:04 pm »
Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi
Subs: Karius, Gomez, Grujic, Moreno, Brewster, Woodburn, Alexander-Arnold

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Ward, Tomkins, Kelly, Schlupp, Milivojevic, Cabaye, Puncheon, Zaha, Townsend, Benteke
Subs: Speroni, Van Aanholt. Delaney, Mcarthur, Flamini, Sako, Campbell
 
 
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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2017, 04:30:50 pm »
0' - Palace kick-off. Reds have the ball within the first minute.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2017, 04:33:48 pm »
2' - Origi holds the ball up neatly with a quick keepy uppy - allows us to the work the ball over to Clyne and we buzz around the Palace box.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2017, 04:34:56 pm »
3' - Corner. Coutinho lofts it high but Lovren can't get a good head on the ball and it squirts away.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2017, 04:36:42 pm »
5' - Palace executing a classic Fat Sam at the moment.

Break down the right and Firmino lofts one into the middle of the box.

Cleared.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2017, 04:37:40 pm »
6' - Coutinho with excellent poaching in the middle. Zaha wins it back but falls over and the ref waves on.

7' - Goalkick

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2017, 04:39:16 pm »
8' - Phil overruns the side barrier and ends up in Row 1  ;D

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2017, 04:39:33 pm »
The referee appears to have forgotten to bring his whistle with him.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2017, 04:41:56 pm »
10' - Ten minutes have flown by. Neither team with a shot in anger yet.

That said, Gini found himself in the box and might have taken a shot rather than the pass which Hennessy picked up easily.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2017, 04:42:53 pm »
12' - Lucas tugs Puncheon's shirt and he retaliates by fouling Firmino.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2017, 04:44:39 pm »
13' - Phil with a lovely pass to Clyne - Townsend has the measure of him though the ball is worked back to the centre.

Reds with 70+ possession but the double row of yellow shirts remains rock solld.

Palace quite content to sit back and play on the counter.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2017, 04:47:36 pm »
15' - Bobby with an excellent break and run down the middle - passes left to Gini who is unable to control and gets it to Phil - Phil chooses to flick it to Milner instead of shooting and the move breaks down.

Palace counter but Zaha is offside.

We go again.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2017, 04:49:05 pm »
Some lovely work by Gini there.

That was a good break there need some more moments like that.

I suspect that we're being patient.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2017, 04:52:27 pm »
20' - Benteke twists away from Lucas and gets a shot off. Fortunately its wide.

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Re: Liverpool 0 vs Palace 0 ()
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2017, 04:53:34 pm »
23' - Phil is sandwiched between two Palace players. FK 10 yds outside the box. Phil to take.


AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD HE SSSSCCCCOOOORRRREEEESSSSS

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What a fucking kick that was!  He curled it up and over the wall and buried it in the left corner. You'll not see better than that lads and lasses
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2017, 04:58:24 pm »
What a free kick a Coutinho special.

26' - Palace, as expected, have come surging down to get a quick goal back. We weather the mini storm and get back up their end.

Milner delivers a beauty onto Origi's head but he's just unable to control and it goes wide.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2017, 04:59:56 pm »
28' - Lucas brings Zaha down. Palace take the kick along the ground and fire it across the box. Lucas clears

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2017, 05:01:46 pm »
30' - Bobby with really good work on the right but lets himself down by directing the ball along the ground into a forest of yellow clad legs. Could have taken a moment to dink it into the middle if he hadn't rushed it.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2017, 05:04:22 pm »
32' - Molner runs the ball to the box but waits a fraction too long before deciding what to do - Cabaye forces him off and clears. Origi with the ball down the right tries to get a corner to no avail.

Palace FK leads to aerial ping pong and eventually a corner to Palace.

First ball is kept out, Bobby in the mix clearing that - 2nd ball comes in high and is kicked (weakly) at Mignolet who collects comfortably

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2017, 05:07:34 pm »
36' - Bobby and Phil demonstrating defensive commitment and stay right up in the faces of the yellow shirts

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2017, 05:09:46 pm »
38' - Can takes his eye off the ball and kicks the ball out the side instead of toward the goal . Was excellent work by Milner who megged his man.

I think Can will be hard pressed to explain how managed to fluff that shot.

Meantime Benteke gets a Yellow for simulation.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 0 (Phil 23')
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2017, 05:12:34 pm »
41' - Origi was down for a couple of minutes after a mid air clash. Gini gives the ball back to Palace from the restart.

Benteke scores

1-1

Soft goal that - quick run down the right, flick across the goalmouth and Benteke arrives at speed and buries it.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2017, 05:15:16 pm »
Defense again fucks up royally. Not 1 person was able to pick up someone. What the utter fuck was that?

The defence was pathetic, were on earth were the centre backs. Talk about making it hard for ourselves. The annoying thing is they don't deserve to be in the game, but we just let them back in.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2017, 05:16:00 pm »
45' - Beneteke with another shot on target from inside the box - Mignolet collects comfortably.

2' added on

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2017, 05:17:18 pm »
45+1' - Palace have taken heart from that goal ie they were playing quite positively after that - it augers well for us 'cos they will open up at the back.

HT
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2017, 05:32:56 pm »
45' - Reds kickoff towards the Kop - time for the goals to be sucked in.

No changes at HT

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2017, 05:35:36 pm »
46' - Schlupp runs from the halfway line into the box - Lovren forces him to kick it out but the officials bizarrely award the corner to Palace.

Cleared safely.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2017, 05:36:46 pm »
48' - Reds applying some pressure now. Clyne with a poor pass allows Palace to clear.

Palace sitting back again, content to hit on the break.

Phil and Bobby working the ball around the outskirts of the box resulting in an opportunity to shoot - Phil's shot goes wide.

We go again.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2017, 05:40:23 pm »
51' - How the hell.....Phil dribbles and dribbles and dribbles and eventually is able to get a shot away that is blocked by a falling yellow shirt bum. Corner.

Ball falls to Lucas who smashed it way over into the Kop's top tier.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2017, 05:42:29 pm »
54' - Phil and Bobby have been working their socks today - for some reason young Divock hasn't managed to get into the game after the first 10 minutes or so.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2017, 05:45:28 pm »
55' - Kind deflection for Palace as Phil head the ball into Origi and it falls directly to Hennessy - the header was off target but came off a good cross from Clyne.

We're all over them at the moment but the onion bag remains undisturbed.

FK to us 30 yds out is curled in with menace - can't get a head on it and we're back to trying to break down the wall.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2017, 05:48:07 pm »
58' - Lucas spots a gap and threads a ball through - Firmino is onside but Hennessy is just too quick and collects before he can get a foot on the ball.

Milolevic picks up a yellow for yet another foul.

Coutinho drops the ball into a vacant spot and the ball rolls out without anyone getting a touch on it

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2017, 05:49:06 pm »
61' - Possession stats creep up to just under 80% for Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2017, 05:50:18 pm »
62' - This is about the time that we would want to bring someone on to replace Origi.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2017, 05:52:58 pm »
63' - Can with a weighted pass into the Palace box but no one is quick enough to chase it down. Crowd whistles as Hennessy takes his time to restart.

Firmino with a snap shot from the right that takes a deflection off the defender  - not spotted and GK awarded.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2017, 05:54:53 pm »
66' - Fat Sam is frothing at the mouth - reckons Matip has pulled Benteke - that was not a particularly pleasant sight it must be said - I suppose we're fortunate that there was no slobber in evidence.

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2017, 05:59:06 pm »
70' - Palace FK 30 yds out - Cabaye lofts it, 2nd and 3rd ball pings around - falls to Cabaye who turns quickly but (fortunately) smashes it well over

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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42')
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2017, 06:00:28 pm »
Fat Sam is frothing at the mouth

Like a rabid fucking dog!

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FT: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 2 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2017, 06:01:13 pm »
We couldn't defend ourselves from a water paper bag. Honestly.

Firmino through the middle? ??? ?

Change is needed to break through here.

Lovren with another terrible fluff is rescued by Milner.

Corner Palace and Benteke scores.

Fuck

1-2

Fair play to Benteke - not celebrating seriously. Seems that the Benteke/Sakho clip was a naughty piece of work from broadcaster.

Edit - seems it wasn't.
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Re: Liverpool 1 vs Palace 1 (Phil 23' Benteke 42' 73')
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2017, 06:05:32 pm »
Who are we gonna bring on to change the game? Some kid, some kid or some kid?
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