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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2017, 10:05:09 pm »
Ricky Sbragia

Um....

Ricardo 'Ricky' Villa?

I (apparently) look Italian so lots of people call me Ricardo anyway. I might have to cheat.


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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2017, 10:10:07 pm »
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Christ,  too slow! Good to have another fan in the house!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #82 on: March 21, 2017, 10:13:31 pm »
Manninger
The one of one name only
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Del Piero (or is that cheating)
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #83 on: March 21, 2017, 10:46:19 pm »
Ricky Sbragia

Um....

Ricardo 'Ricky' Villa?

I (apparently) look Italian so lots of people call me Ricardo anyway. I might have to cheat.

Riccardo Scimeca.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #84 on: March 21, 2017, 10:46:32 pm »
Ricky Sbragia

Um....

Ricardo 'Ricky' Villa?

I (apparently) look Italian so lots of people call me Ricardo anyway. I might have to cheat.

Ricky Holden...

Shay legend, fucked off to Watford.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #85 on: March 21, 2017, 10:48:11 pm »
Manninger
The one of one name only
Sanchez
Oxlade-Chamberlain
Del Piero (or is that cheating)

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #86 on: March 21, 2017, 10:51:34 pm »
If Ricardo's count then Kaka.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #87 on: March 21, 2017, 10:54:13 pm »
My name is Cahal.  >:(
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #88 on: March 21, 2017, 10:55:10 pm »
You can be our waterboy.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2017, 11:40:46 pm »
My name is Cahal.  >:(

Is that Irish for Tarquin?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #91 on: March 21, 2017, 11:58:51 pm »
So theres....

yeah I am in the same boat as Chakan here...
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #92 on: March 22, 2017, 12:01:44 am »
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I even live in Luton. The shame... (in both senses)

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #93 on: March 22, 2017, 12:09:56 am »
Markus Babbel
Marco Van Basten
Mark Wright
Mark Hughes
Lazar Markovic

And this fella during his loan spell at Newcastle United.


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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2017, 02:31:54 am »
Ricky van Wolfswinkel

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2017, 03:49:15 am »
Paul Cooper
Paulo Maldini
Paul Gascgoine
Paolo Rossi
Paulo Dybala

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #96 on: March 22, 2017, 04:06:10 am »
Ricky Sbragia

Um....

Ricardo 'Ricky' Villa?

I (apparently) look Italian so lots of people call me Ricardo anyway. I might have to cheat.

Not sure how you can mention Italian and omit Riccardo montolivo!

There was a goalie Ricardo who played for Portugal. Also ricardo Rocha, who played in the english league not too long ago.
Ricardo
Ricardo rocha
Ricky villa
Ricky sbragia
Riccardo montolivo

At least you can put a team out, unlike some of us.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #97 on: March 22, 2017, 04:07:42 am »
Slim pickings for Jason

GK: Jason Statham (he was decent in Mean Machine)
DF: Jason McAteer
MF: Jason Lee
MF: Jason Puncheon
FW: Jason Euell

I don't think they'd win much.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #98 on: March 22, 2017, 04:08:46 am »
Ah ricardo Zamora, legendary Spanish goalie. Remember him mentioned in relation to some record keylor nvas was in sight of last season

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2017, 09:29:57 am »
Gerrard
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #100 on: March 22, 2017, 09:50:06 am »
Michel Preud'homme
Michel Platini
Michael Ballack
Michael Laudrup
Michael Owen

Happy with that. I'm not putting Mick Mills in just to have a defender. I suppose if we're being strict then Michael Stensgaard and Michael Carrick would have to replace the Michels.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #101 on: March 22, 2017, 09:54:16 am »
Struggling. If I go with Gérard I can get

Gérard Pique
Gérard Lopez
Gérard Delofeu

Managed by Gérard Houllier
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2017, 10:13:10 am »
Struggling with mine

GK - Carlo Cudicini
DEF - Carlos Alberto
MID - Karl Fletcher from Dream Team
MID - Carlton Palmer
FW - Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2017, 10:17:33 am »
Struggling with mine

GK - Carlo Cudicini
DEF - Carlos Alberto
MID - Karl Fletcher from Dream Team
MID - Carlton Palmer
FW - Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

Carl Serrant. We were linked with him a lot in the late 90s. Think he was a full back from Oldham. In the end Kenny signed him for Newcastle and he amounts to very little.

Get him in, you won't regret it!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2017, 10:41:24 am »
You could claim Greg Dyke and then just change the rules of this game to suit you.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2017, 10:45:58 am »
Struggling with mine

GK - Carlo Cudicini
DEF - Carlos Alberto
MID - Karl Fletcher from Dream Team
MID - Carlton Palmer
FW - Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

Carlos Valderrama and Karl Heinz Riedle

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2017, 10:49:12 am »
Carlos Valderrama and Karl Heinz Riedle

Valderrama definitely a better option than Carlton Palmer.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2017, 10:52:30 am »
Struggling. If I go with Gérard I can get

Gérard Pique
Gérard Lopez
Gérard Delofeu

Managed by Gérard Houllier

Gerry Byrne
Gerd Muller (Fuck off, it counts)

Need to think of a keeper
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2017, 11:33:20 am »
Gerry Byrne
Gerd Muller (Fuck off, it counts)

Need to think of a keeper

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2017, 12:36:06 pm »
Gerry Adams

He can play the lone striker role

(get it?)

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2017, 12:40:57 pm »
Gerry Adams

He can play the lone striker role

(get it?)

Explosive pace.

Would they have to use the voice of an actor in his post match interviews?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2017, 12:42:48 pm »
Explosive pace.

Would they have to use the voice of an actor in his post match interviews?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2017, 12:44:07 pm »
Explosive pace.

Would they have to use the voice of an actor in his post match interviews?

:lmao

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #113 on: March 22, 2017, 12:45:12 pm »
Sorry, I think I came here from the Martin McGuinness thread. I wisely read, not post in that one.

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« Reply #114 on: March 22, 2017, 12:48:29 pm »
Sorry, I think I came here from the Martin McGuinness thread. I wisely read, not post in that one.

Wise move. Leave them to it.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #115 on: March 22, 2017, 12:51:39 pm »
Wise move. Leave them to it.

I'd find it very hard not to drop a Partridge quote or two in there!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #116 on: March 22, 2017, 01:16:08 pm »

At least you can put a team out, unlike some of us.

You and Tarquin can team up.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #117 on: March 22, 2017, 01:29:06 pm »
You and Tarquin can team up.

They can have Niall Tarquin and Micky Tarquin up front.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #118 on: March 22, 2017, 01:40:40 pm »
Nicky Weaver
Nicolas Otamendi
Nico Krancjar
Nick Barmby
Nicklas Bendtner

Absolute shite! :D

No Anelka?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #119 on: March 22, 2017, 01:42:53 pm »
Kahn
Dacourt
Burke
Bierhoff
Giroud

Any others?