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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #120 on: October 8, 2016, 05:24:56 pm »
A tackle worthy of Scholes
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #121 on: October 8, 2016, 05:25:05 pm »
Just turned on and Rooney nearly breaks a Maltese ankle and Hoddle laughs it off.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #122 on: October 8, 2016, 05:25:35 pm »
while romania bang in 3 in 15 minutes.
Im drunk  but i havent had  a drink!  bob paisley after rome 77                The times i had here wernt all great, we only  finished 2nd one  season....the great  bob paisley

when shanks was asked  how he relaxed,  he said  he looks at the league table and checks where everton are...

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #123 on: October 8, 2016, 05:25:36 pm »
Fucking awful decision that. Studs up, ref looking right at it. No booking

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #124 on: October 8, 2016, 05:25:52 pm »
The pro-Rooney commentary is nauseating.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #125 on: October 8, 2016, 05:25:55 pm »
Rooney looking for an early bath dinner

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #126 on: October 8, 2016, 05:26:13 pm »
He certainly has the ITV commentary team in his pocket

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #127 on: October 8, 2016, 05:27:27 pm »
Why does media still love Rooney? Surely the media want Man Utd and England to do well, why the fuck would you want Rooney to play then?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #128 on: October 8, 2016, 05:27:41 pm »
Rooney adding no value whatsoever, because he is not a midfielder. He is acting like a holding midfielder high up the field.
Henderson showing him what a midfielders job is. Two fantastic defence splitting balls both of which should have resulted in goals.

Rooney now dropping even deeper. He is a national disgrace.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #129 on: October 8, 2016, 05:28:46 pm »
Great header from Danny!

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #130 on: October 8, 2016, 05:28:50 pm »
Rooney adding no value whatsoever, because he is not a midfielder. He is acting like a holding midfielder high up the field.
Henderson showing him what a midfielders job is. Two fantastic defence splitting balls both of which should have resulted in goals.

Rooney now dropping even deeper. He is a national disgrace.

Ah eh - leave him alone, he's playing himself back into the Manure team
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #131 on: October 8, 2016, 05:28:51 pm »
Hendo has been incredible.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #132 on: October 8, 2016, 05:28:53 pm »
Well done Studge

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #133 on: October 8, 2016, 05:29:26 pm »
Henderson straight onto Sturridge's head, great goal. Hendo showing fatty how it should be done.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #134 on: October 8, 2016, 05:29:34 pm »
Made in Liverpool
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #135 on: October 8, 2016, 05:29:46 pm »
You're welcome England!

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #136 on: October 8, 2016, 05:30:44 pm »
Hope Hendo can pick out some of these through balls and crosses against the mancs.  The lad is on fire.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #137 on: October 8, 2016, 05:31:02 pm »
Henderson is a good character.

Works on his game tirelessly.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #138 on: October 8, 2016, 05:33:22 pm »
The Liverpool lads are running the show.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #139 on: October 8, 2016, 05:35:04 pm »
The Liverpool lads are running the show.

Just like Germany in 2001  ;)

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #140 on: October 8, 2016, 05:35:48 pm »
Is Guardiola the ref?
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #141 on: October 8, 2016, 05:36:48 pm »
Is Guardiola the ref?

Yep, he needs a part time Saturday job to pay the bills.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #142 on: October 8, 2016, 05:37:41 pm »
That was a nice move to be fair.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #143 on: October 8, 2016, 05:38:01 pm »
Excellent movement from Hendo.
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #144 on: October 8, 2016, 05:38:31 pm »
Ali's finishing denies Hendo a second assist :( ;D
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #145 on: October 8, 2016, 05:38:43 pm »
Dele Alli. Funny name isn't it 😃

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #146 on: October 8, 2016, 05:38:47 pm »
Henderson and Sturrudge combine again to set up England's second.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #147 on: October 8, 2016, 05:39:46 pm »
Sammy Lee's Sky Q subscription looking safe for the time being.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #148 on: October 8, 2016, 05:39:48 pm »
Ali's finishing denies Hendo a second assist :( ;D
This may be a silly question, but who gets the assist then? He can't have assisted and scored the goal, surely?

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #149 on: October 8, 2016, 05:40:17 pm »
Hendo has been the best player ln the park. His forward passing has been very good.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #150 on: October 8, 2016, 05:40:47 pm »
This may be a silly question, but who gets the assist then? He can't have assisted and scored the goal, surely?

Don't think every goal needs to have an assist?
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #151 on: October 8, 2016, 05:42:29 pm »
Henderson now making the runs that Rooney should be making. Its a fucking masterclass that the fat lad must be wondering if he will ever be able to match.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #152 on: October 8, 2016, 05:42:50 pm »
Malta are offering very little resistance but England are actually playing some nice stuff at times.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #153 on: October 8, 2016, 05:43:30 pm »
Henderson is so one dimensional, only passes sideways etc.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #154 on: October 8, 2016, 05:44:35 pm »
England playing some nice stuff now to be fair.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #155 on: October 8, 2016, 05:45:34 pm »
Rooney :lmao
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #156 on: October 8, 2016, 05:45:48 pm »
I'd love to see the stats for Rooney. His passing has been beyond awful.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #157 on: October 8, 2016, 05:46:04 pm »
Rooney :lmao

The whole team is knocking it about like Barcelona, comes to him and he nails his Charlie Adam impression.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #158 on: October 8, 2016, 05:47:34 pm »
Rooney is fucking shocking, my lad is just shaking his head, laughing.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #159 on: October 8, 2016, 05:49:05 pm »
Don't think every goal needs to have an assist?
Oh. Never really given it much thought to be honest, but just assumed there was always an 'official' assistor attributed to every goal.