Author Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?. (Read 1247212 times)

Diomedieocre · « **Reply #120 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:34:44 pm »

Quote from: SP on September 10, 2016, 03:26:07 pm

What sort of manager would let a talent like de Bruyne go?

A short termist, egotistical one trick pony with no idea how to develope?.

Camarero25 · « **Reply #121 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:35:56 pm »

Pogba is one lazy fucker.

jepovic · « **Reply #122 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:36:44 pm »

Quote from: ZeusMetallica on September 10, 2016, 03:21:54 pm

Pogba is slow & lazy, and gets found out against any decent opposition in a midfield two.

Dimaria 2.0
Too bad Ibrahimovic seems a bit better than falcao.

zero zero · « **Reply #123 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:50:33 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 03:08:41 pm

Don't really see why we'd be mocking United

Are you lost?

ass sitting midfielder · « **Reply #124 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:55:52 pm »

This was badly needed

They were acting like shitecoat managed to rebuilt that crap team in one window

Still lots of holes there. Blind is weak as fuck and too slow for a centreback, Lingard doesnt have a pedigree for this level and Makkytiring looks a flop of the year. Just too soft physically and mentaly for this division.

That said quite decent footie in a heated derby, and from Liverpool perspective Im a bit scared of Pep as he has done a lot of good work with that team in short time. We need to step it up a bit if we´re not finishing second behind Manchester City again.

Long time lurker, sorry for a rant with my first post. I just hate Mourinho so over the moon he bottled it big time with his starting lineup. We beat Leicester today and sudenly are in a better situation with 3 away opening games in mind. Lingard and Makkytiring vs Mané and Coutinho on the wings

what a fuckin missmatch

Waybach · « **Reply #125 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:03:30 pm »

Quote from: pyroparty on September 10, 2016, 03:09:27 pm

Go back to whatever shitty Everton forum you come from. Your second team got smacked, deal with it.

I'm a Liverpool fan but until we beat Leicester I don't want to celebrate their loss yet this happens very often when United get found out and we do fuck all.

Waybach · « **Reply #126 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:04:46 pm »

Quote from: Diomedieocre on September 10, 2016, 03:19:11 pm

I dont give a fuck..mancs having to resort to hoofball for fellaini and ibra to supply knockdowns is a source of massive amusement, especially considering the crowing and self indulgent love fest they've been revelling in since jose pulis took over.

I agree man but we're laughing from below. Hopefully Klopp does the right thing over the coming weeks and we get into good shape

SP · « **Reply #127 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:05:57 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:03:30 pm

I'm a Liverpool fan but until we beat Leicester I don't want to celebrate their loss yet this happens very often when United get found out and we do fuck all.

Don't be such a fucking pussy. Football is about enjoying the moment not fretting about what might happen.

Waybach · « **Reply #128 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:06:31 pm »

Quote from: Solomon Grundy on September 10, 2016, 03:28:05 pm

If you can't take the piss when your arch rivals get beat, then when can you? Bloody misery.

This is the thread to take the piss out of Utd. It's quite simple really. If you don't like it, visit the thread for sucking up to them.

Liverpool fan logic and then we wonder why we get mocked and are the sum of most premier league jokes. I like patience because we're more effective than United on our day but how often is it our day.

Waybach · « **Reply #129 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:08:41 pm »

Quote from: SP on September 10, 2016, 04:05:57 pm

Don't be such a fucking pussy. Football is about enjoying the moment not fretting about what might happen.

Shame what 'might' happen usually happens doesn't it. Once we get a winning streak on I'll be shouting from the roof tops because I do believe we're better than United in attack and defense anyway.

Diomedieocre · « **Reply #130 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:11:55 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:04:46 pm

I agree man but we're laughing from below. Hopefully Klopp does the right thing over the coming weeks and we get into good shape

Its just good to laugh my friend...cant really concern ourselves with how city do at this moment.

ElCapo · « **Reply #131 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:16:04 pm »

Pep owned him there.

Mourinho's tactics are too reactive, defensive and you could say primitive.

De Bryune was class. Everybody was focusing on Zlatan/Pep storyline, they should have paid attention to the KdB/Jose storyline more. Can't believe the Special One sold him!

Waybach · « **Reply #132 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:16:07 pm »

Quote from: Diomedieocre on September 10, 2016, 04:11:55 pm

Its just good to laugh my friend...cant really concern ourselves with how city do at this moment.

Fair enough because I love this club to death but sometimes it's tough hopefully we win 4-0 today

Johnnyboy1973 · « **Reply #133 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:18:58 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:16:07 pm

Fair enough because I love this club to death but sometimes it's tough

No it's not, you big fanny.

Purple Red · « **Reply #134 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:21:27 pm »

#pogback

Waybach · « **Reply #135 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:22:42 pm »

Quote from: Tepid Luca De Luca on September 10, 2016, 04:18:58 pm

No it's not, you big fanny.

How dare a human being show feelings, right? Because you weren't upset when we lost two finals last season?

Johnnyboy1973 · « **Reply #136 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:25:58 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:22:42 pm

How dare a human being show feelings, right?

Soft shite. It's a piss take thread - get with the programme.

Reese · « **Reply #137 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:29:06 pm »

Waybach,

Your thread is here mate.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=329632.0

Mercer · « **Reply #138 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:29:17 pm »

@Waybach you're harshing my buzz, man...

Waybach · « **Reply #139 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:30:18 pm »

Quote from: Reese on September 10, 2016, 04:29:06 pm

Waybach,

Your thread is here mate.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=329632.0

I don't even like Mourinho

Waybach · « **Reply #140 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:30:45 pm »

Quote from: Mercer on September 10, 2016, 04:29:17 pm

@Waybach you're harshing my buzz, man...

Sorry man

Rush 82 · « **Reply #141 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:46:49 pm »

Quote from: SP on September 10, 2016, 04:05:57 pm

Don't be such a fucking pussy. Football is about enjoying the moment not fretting about what might happen.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #142 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:49:36 pm »

Give it 12 months, we will be up there and the Toon with our man Rafa leading the charge will murder these cock suckers and honestly, honestly I can't wait for the day.

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #143 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:53:57 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 03:08:41 pm

Don't really see why we'd be mocking United doubt we'd score vs this City side yet alone beat them now.

FUUUUURRRRRKKKK. YOOOOUUUUU !!

I remember you, your a Henderson hater

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #144 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:02:20 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:16:07 pm

Fair enough because I love this club to death but sometimes it's tough hopefully we win 4-0 today

No,. it's the easiest thing in the world. SP is right, you're a pussy.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #145 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:02:45 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 03:08:41 pm

Don't really see why we'd be mocking United doubt we'd score vs this City side yet alone beat them now.

Each and ever supporter of every team on Earth has a duty to mock this set of Grade A Bastards.

I don't really see how you don't really see this.

Floydy · « **Reply #146 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:03:44 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:06:31 pm

Liverpool fan logic and then we wonder why we get mocked and are the sum of most premier league jokes. I like patience because we're more effective than United on our day but how often is it our day.

so what if we are the brunt of jokes,who gives a fuck, they are only jealous. Laugh it up fuzzball.

Purple Red · « **Reply #147 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:04:10 pm »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on September 10, 2016, 05:02:45 pm

Each and ever supporter of every team on Earth has a duty to mock this set of Grade A Bastards.

I don't really see how you don't really see this.

Amen. It's one of the ten commandments of being a football supporter.

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #148 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:10:26 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:16:07 pm

Fair enough because I love this club to death but sometimes it's tough

Try following a club like Blackburn Rovers at the moment. That's tough.

1892tillforever · « **Reply #149 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:14:53 pm »

How did the bestest team ever lose?

You mean to say that Shitcoat has not brought back sexy football and that they are just an even more expensive version of Van Gaal? Surely not?

Classy bloke that he is, he immediately acknowledged that the better team won and that his tactics were not quite spot on... Oh wait.

Xxavi · « **Reply #150 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:19:33 pm »

Watched the match and it is classic Mourinho. Nothing but motivation, drive, passion. And yes, that can give result, but nothing intricate in terms of football, it was very stupid game from them. Bravo, unfortunately, decided to make a clown of himself, otherwise, this was a game that was likely to finish 3-0 or 4-0.

Pelé as a Comedian · « **Reply #151 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:21:21 pm »

Mourinho: sells DeBruyne for peanuts and buys Pogba for a world record fee..

Wool · « **Reply #152 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:24:31 pm »

Classic Mourinho setting up like a shithouse in a tough match. Oh and then tops it off by blaming the players... the ones he bought and selected

What a twat.

jepovic · « **Reply #153 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:28:31 pm »

Quote from: Wool on September 10, 2016, 05:24:31 pm

Classic Mourinho setting up like a shithouse in a tough match. Oh and then tops it off by blaming the players... the ones he bought and selected

What a twat.

He's already started lobbying for a bigger budget.

Yevgeny · « **Reply #154 on:** September 10, 2016, 06:25:02 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:30:45 pm

Sorry man

Always confident against City, no matter who is managing them. At least we'd have a go at them, we wouldn't be cowardly like Utd were today.

tonysleft · « **Reply #155 on:** September 10, 2016, 06:26:06 pm »

Could have been a lot uglier, then when we were gifted a way back in Zlatan spurns two great opportunities for 2-2. Got a bit more even after half time but we never threatened their lead and they were far far better tactically. So disappointing to have set up the way we did before that opening goal, camped in our own half. Mourinho standard in big games of course but usually he's not that bad in the home ones.

jooneyisdagod · « **Reply #156 on:** September 10, 2016, 06:26:17 pm »

4 games into the season and he's already blamed the players and the ref. lol.

Xxavi · « **Reply #157 on:** September 10, 2016, 06:49:04 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on September 10, 2016, 06:26:06 pm

Could have been a lot uglier, then when we were gifted a way back in Zlatan spurns two great opportunities for 2-2. Got a bit more even after half time but we never threatened their lead and they were far far better tactically. So disappointing to have set up the way we did before that opening goal, camped in our own half. Mourinho standard in big games of course but usually he's not that bad in the home ones.

Home games against who though? If he feels the threat, he is always negative.

He was laughing at PSG and the French league, and indeed, his Chelsea were PL champions. Yet, he wasn't sure about superiority of his team, it wasn't West Ham his team was playing against. So he went with negative tactics. Same before against Atletico Madrid. Talked shit in the media, but privately, he knew Atletico Madrid was strong, so he went negative and lost at home. Hazard (!) was blamed for not tracking back. Why the fuck would want Hazard to keep tracking back into his penalty area in a home game? And remember that shameful game where he started with 4-6-0 vs a dreadful ManU side?

We can continue with such examples during his Madrid tenure etc. The man is safety first, and that is OK, it is a viable strategy. But let's not say "usually he's not that bad in the home ones". He is. Let him play any of ManCity, PSG, Bayern, Barca, Madrid, Juventus, Borussia, Atletico Madrid etc. play and that will be his default mode.

darragh85 · « **Reply #158 on:** September 10, 2016, 07:32:44 pm »

Quote from: Waybach on September 10, 2016, 04:16:07 pm

Fair enough because I love this club to death but sometimes it's tough hopefully we win 4-0 today

was 4-1 good enough for you?

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #159 on:** September 10, 2016, 07:36:50 pm »

Quote from: Xxavi on September 10, 2016, 06:49:04 pm

Home games against who though? If he feels the threat, he is always negative.

He was laughing at PSG and the French league, and indeed, his Chelsea were PL champions. Yet, he wasn't sure about superiority of his team, it wasn't West Ham his team was playing against. So he went with negative tactics. Same before against Atletico Madrid. Talked shit in the media, but privately, he knew Atletico Madrid was strong, so he went negative and lost at home. Hazard (!) was blamed for not tracking back. Why the fuck would want Hazard to keep tracking back into his penalty area in a home game? And remember that shameful game where he started with 4-6-0 vs a dreadful ManU side?

We can continue with such examples during his Madrid tenure etc. The man is safety first, and that is OK, it is a viable strategy. But let's not say "usually he's not that bad in the home ones". He is. Let him play any of ManCity, PSG, Bayern, Barca, Madrid, Juventus, Borussia, Atletico Madrid etc. play and that will be his default mode.

That 0-0 his Chelsea team played out at Vicente Calderon was unreal. Chelsea had 31% possession and Atletico had 25 shots to Chelsea's 5. He picked 5 defenders, Mikel and Ramires against a Simeone team...