Author Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?.  (Read 1247222 times)

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If you want a 'serious discussion' thread about this shower of nerf-herders, I started one for you. All the Mancs, the wanna-be-mancs and Mancs-pretending-to-be-Liverpool fans, post there..

Mods: If people try and post 'serious' stuff in here, please ban them. Ta



Anyway... For people that want to laugh at this shower of meffs, laugh away..
« Last Edit: June 14, 2017, 12:42:05 pm by Andy ♥ Old Trafford »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #1 on: September 6, 2016, 10:25:18 am »


Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #2 on: September 6, 2016, 10:25:53 am »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #3 on: September 6, 2016, 10:43:56 am »
How long before Billy posts in here?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #4 on: September 6, 2016, 10:44:44 am »
In the last thread it was stated that Mourinho is called just Jose because it is shorter, personally I find the word c*nt (just one syllable) to be shorter than Jose so why isn't he just called c*nt?
Is this the correct thread?

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #7 on: September 6, 2016, 11:17:17 am »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #8 on: September 6, 2016, 11:21:48 am »


It didn't even go in.  Hahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #9 on: September 6, 2016, 11:42:07 am »
"I felt the power of Anfield Road"

you aint seen nothing yet, you cuntbag
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #11 on: September 6, 2016, 11:51:30 am »
I know it's not Shitcoat but never ceases to make me laugh



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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #12 on: September 6, 2016, 12:30:02 pm »
"At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques". Bill Shankly

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #13 on: September 6, 2016, 12:35:04 pm »
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #15 on: September 6, 2016, 12:57:53 pm »
fuck em
bollocks

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #17 on: September 6, 2016, 03:33:24 pm »


Always said he is a sunday league pub player stealing a living as a premiership player

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #18 on: September 6, 2016, 03:38:09 pm »
Always said he is a sunday league pub player stealing a living as a premiership player


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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #19 on: September 6, 2016, 06:26:54 pm »
How long before Billy posts in here?

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #20 on: September 6, 2016, 08:08:12 pm »
You've not started well here, seeing as you weren't coming back till we played you, that is of course if it is indeed you........



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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #21 on: September 6, 2016, 08:11:03 pm »
Looks like a mod has done away with little Eric's posts.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #22 on: September 6, 2016, 10:31:24 pm »
In the last thread it was stated that Mourinho is called just Jose because it is shorter, personally I find the word c*nt (just one syllable) to be shorter than Jose so why isn't he just called c*nt?
Is this the correct thread?

Obvious answer is that it wouldn't narrow down who you were talking about over there.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #23 on: September 6, 2016, 11:05:42 pm »
Oooo Rashford scored a few goal for England tonight, lets all hype up another Manchester United player with the top headline on the BBC touting them as the next greatest player ever

Cringy BBC article has a bit on

"Rashford's Remarkable Year"

Consisting of:

Scoring 2 in the Europa League
Scoring 2 against Arsenal

Doing Fuck all else

Starting in the FA Cup Final (who gives a toss)
Scoring for Roy in an England Friendly (who gives a toss)
Scoring for England U21's (Who gives a toss)

Next Pele upcoming
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #24 on: September 7, 2016, 12:05:15 am »
Next Pele?  You mean he might achieve a semi?

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #25 on: September 7, 2016, 12:13:06 am »
Oooo Rashford scored a few goal for England tonight, lets all hype up another Manchester United player with the top headline on the BBC touting them as the next greatest player ever

Cringy BBC article has a bit on

"Rashford's Remarkable Year"

Consisting of:

Scoring 2 in the Europa League
Scoring 2 against Arsenal

Doing Fuck all else

Starting in the FA Cup Final (who gives a toss)
Scoring for Roy in an England Friendly (who gives a toss)
Scoring for England U21's (Who gives a toss)

Next Pele upcoming

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #26 on: September 7, 2016, 05:57:46 am »
Oooo Rashford scored a few goal for England tonight, lets all hype up another Manchester United player with the top headline on the BBC touting them as the next greatest player ever

Cringy BBC article has a bit on

"Rashford's Remarkable Year"

Consisting of:

Scoring 2 in the Europa League
Scoring 2 against Arsenal

Doing Fuck all else

Starting in the FA Cup Final (who gives a toss)
Scoring for Roy in an England Friendly (who gives a toss)
Scoring for England U21's (Who gives a toss)

Next Pele upcoming


He looks a talent. He has got that ex-factor i'm afraid. He is better talent than Martial IMO. I'm sure sterling was hyped this way when he was ripping teams apart. I bloody hope mourinho loans and loans him and he stagnates . That would be good

Moreover its a dull day , They dont have many stories to report so they go with this stuff :)

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #27 on: September 7, 2016, 06:55:02 am »
Always said he is a sunday league pub player stealing a living as a premiership player


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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #29 on: September 7, 2016, 09:34:30 am »
Some manc on sky sports saying greizmann is coming next season and they'll bin off Rooney. Nitwit.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #31 on: September 7, 2016, 11:56:22 am »


:D

Always makes me laugh that one. Pure genius :)
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #32 on: September 7, 2016, 11:57:27 am »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #33 on: September 7, 2016, 02:59:31 pm »
'Ello ello...





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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #34 on: September 7, 2016, 03:31:40 pm »
Cant wait to batter these c*nts.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #35 on: September 7, 2016, 07:04:04 pm »
Holy shit, we've 2 threads on RAWK about the Mancs (one taking the piss, one for the serious posts) - how fucking dare we it's so fucking small time blah blah blah, I'm fucking fuming, I'm writing to my MP


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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #36 on: September 7, 2016, 07:08:11 pm »
Holy shit, we've 2 threads on RAWK about the Mancs (one taking the piss, one for the serious posts) - how fucking dare we it's so fucking small time blah blah blah, I'm fucking fuming, I'm writing to my MP

Me too. Although my MP is Keith Vaz. If this isn't top of his list of priorities, I don't know what is.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #37 on: September 7, 2016, 07:09:28 pm »
Me too. Although my MP is Keith Vaz. If this isn't top of his list of priorities, I don't know what is.

 ;D

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #38 on: September 7, 2016, 07:17:10 pm »
I know it's not Shitcoat but never ceases to make me laugh



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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #39 on: September 7, 2016, 07:33:35 pm »


You beat me to it. My favourite video of the maestro in action.