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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6000 on: March 11, 2017, 07:44:04 am »
Anna Friel just ran past me. 

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Where does she live ?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6001 on: March 11, 2017, 08:56:22 am »
Where does she live ?

Spoken like a man who's no stranger to a pair of night-goggles....
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6002 on: March 11, 2017, 11:13:27 am »
I will walk by waiting for her to jog past 😊
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6003 on: March 11, 2017, 06:23:09 pm »
Windsor...

Which I ran to... but I didn't take a photo as

1.  It would have been freakliy weird...

2.  I was physically incapable of holding my phone up by that point!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6004 on: March 11, 2017, 06:55:09 pm »
Served Joey Barton in work a few times. Nice guy, well mannered, keeps his kids behaved too.
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Disappointing.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6005 on: March 11, 2017, 08:50:40 pm »
Which bookies do you work in mate?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6006 on: March 11, 2017, 09:40:53 pm »
Alex Brooker was in the cabbage after the arsenal game the other day, drowned his sorrows with several pints in a fairly short shrift

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6007 on: March 12, 2017, 03:09:30 am »
Which bookies do you work in mate?

Lulz etc

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6008 on: March 31, 2017, 06:22:29 pm »
Terry McDermott in Waterstones, Liverpool One, about an hour ago.
Think he was doing a book signing downstairs too.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6009 on: May 2, 2017, 10:26:57 am »
Andros Townsend was in Ronnie Scott's on Sunday night with his bird.  Think she's called Hazel O'Sullivan. Darts walk on girl, ex Big Brother. You know the type.

Not arsed about Townsend like but couldn't help have a sneaky gawp at her when she toddled past me.

My missus was more interested in fawning over at her £700 Christian Louboutin shoes though.  Looked like any other pair of high heels to me :)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6010 on: May 2, 2017, 11:29:30 am »
Derek Hatton in (fuck knows i cant remember) that asian/spice shop on Bold st saturday.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6011 on: May 2, 2017, 11:42:44 am »
Andros Townsend was in Ronnie Scott's on Sunday night with his bird.  Think she's called Hazel O'Sullivan. Darts walk on girl, ex Big Brother. You know the type.

Not arsed about Townsend like but couldn't help have a sneaky gawp at her when she toddled past me.

My missus was more interested in fawning over at her £700 Christian Louboutin shoes though.  Looked like any other pair of high heels to me :)
He's done well for himself there.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6012 on: May 2, 2017, 08:08:51 pm »
Derek Hatton in (fuck knows i cant remember) that asian/spice shop on Bold st saturday.

Yes seen him park outside in his range rover ..don't know what happened to his DEG5Y number plate , he had a D11 EFC with a screw in between the 11 to make it look like his initials ...looks well though for in his 70 th year

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6013 on: May 3, 2017, 10:49:23 pm »
This thread might be my greatest gift to civilisation.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6014 on: May 29, 2017, 05:11:59 pm »
Chris Coleman and I think Kyt Simons lounging around in Welsh badged shiny black Adidas tracksuits at a golf hotel in the Midlands. How the other half live!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6015 on: May 30, 2017, 02:49:39 am »
lounging around in Welsh badged shiny black Adidas tracksuits .

How the other half live!

I'd rather be skint
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6016 on: May 30, 2017, 12:56:08 pm »
The lad who plays Nick Tillesley in Coronation Street was in The Blind Tiger, Seel Street on Saturday night. The bird he was with was stunning!!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6017 on: May 30, 2017, 01:03:43 pm »
The lad who plays Nick Tillesley in Coronation Street was in The Blind Tiger, Seel Street on Saturday night. The bird he was with was stunning!!
Isn't there like a Hello or OK forum you can post on mate
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6018 on: May 30, 2017, 01:10:25 pm »
Isn't there like a Hello or OK forum you can post on mate

No, I tried looking for them first haha!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6019 on: May 30, 2017, 02:32:52 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6020 on: May 31, 2017, 05:50:53 pm »
The lad who plays Nick Tillesley in Coronation Street was in The Blind Tiger, Seel Street on Saturday night. The bird he was with was stunning!!
Which one, that lads had more faces than the Doctor
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6021 on: June 19, 2017, 01:17:28 pm »
John Barnes sat 2 tables away in the canteen in work.

Best mates with the owner so he's been in a few times.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6022 on: June 19, 2017, 01:50:08 pm »
John Barnes sat 2 tables away in the canteen in work.

Best mates with the owner so he's been in a few times.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6023 on: June 20, 2017, 03:04:06 pm »
Lol if true

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6025 on: June 20, 2017, 05:09:05 pm »
Mo Salah is sitting beside me on a plane to London.



Ok that's not true....

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6026 on: June 20, 2017, 09:20:52 pm »
Tony Mowbray was on our flight from Orlando the other week with his family, in economy. Blackburn must be shit payers.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6027 on: June 22, 2017, 01:21:26 pm »
Danny Cadimateri was at the buffet at the all inclusive resort I was at in Cyprus

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6028 on: June 22, 2017, 01:59:17 pm »
Not met but just had the misfortune to hear the welsh midget on the fucking radio advertising some law firm? Fucks that about, he's either skint or got a hand in it.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6029 on: June 22, 2017, 02:00:52 pm »
Not met but just had the misfortune to hear the welsh midget on the fucking radio advertising some law firm? Fucks that about, he's either skint or got a hand in it.

Which Welsh midget?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6030 on: June 22, 2017, 02:02:01 pm »
Which Welsh midget?

Michael Owen, some accident/injury lawyer ambulance chaser types. Heard that myself yesterday.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6031 on: June 22, 2017, 06:48:22 pm »
Michael Owen, some accident/injury lawyer ambulance chaser types. Heard that myself yesterday.

Injury claims? Michael Owen?

Must be a joke somewhere

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6032 on: June 22, 2017, 06:51:55 pm »
Injury claims? Michael Owen?

Must be a joke somewhere

That was the opening line. "I'm Michael Owen, and I know how it feels to be injured" or some such shite.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6033 on: June 22, 2017, 10:48:24 pm »
Michael Owen, some accident/injury lawyer ambulance chaser types. Heard that myself yesterday.

So now he's the Welsh midget Judas greedy ambulance-chasing medal thief.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6034 on: June 25, 2017, 01:34:14 pm »
Sat next to Souness at a dinner last night, great tales and a genuinely really nice bloke. Not sure what his sources are but claimed VVD is desperate to join us and work under Klopp.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6035 on: June 29, 2017, 05:33:50 pm »
Met Mane in allerton road tescos a few months ago, wouldn't take pics until he picked out his mangoes  ;D sound lad though

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6036 on: June 30, 2017, 03:45:27 pm »
The Ox was staying at the same resort as me in Jamaica saw him a couple of times with his mrs, fit as. Didn't have to balls to go chat to him though  :(

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6037 on: June 30, 2017, 05:14:49 pm »
David Fairclough out shopping in Formby.
Was dying for him to go into Subway  ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6038 on: July 17, 2017, 02:56:19 pm »



Just found this on me phone. Couple of months old.

He's about an inch shorter than me which was weird cos he looks huge on the pitch.

Was absolutely sound. Could have bought a decent jumper.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6039 on: July 17, 2017, 07:50:25 pm »



Just found this on me phone. Couple of months old.

He's about an inch shorter than me which was weird cos he looks huge on the pitch.

Was absolutely sound. Could have bought a decent jumper.

He is 1.95m, he is huge, you are huge-er :D
I'm about 1.87 and I'm taller than most people I meet
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