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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #160 on: January 8, 2012, 06:39:27 pm »
Didn't really deserve to be sacked, but he's a bitter twat, so hey ho
I don't think he deserved the sack myself
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #161 on: January 8, 2012, 06:40:07 pm »
Ta-ra Mr DoubtfireWarnock.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #162 on: January 8, 2012, 06:40:19 pm »
More than likely someone else's fault,definetly not his.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #163 on: January 8, 2012, 06:41:40 pm »
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lmao

Tarra you utter fucking bellend.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #164 on: January 8, 2012, 06:42:21 pm »
More than likely someone else's fault,definetly not his.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #165 on: January 8, 2012, 06:43:00 pm »
Bye bye Colin Wanker...   :wanker

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #166 on: January 8, 2012, 06:43:53 pm »
If we could get shot of Ferguson and O'Neill then the league really isn't full of that many twats now
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #167 on: January 8, 2012, 06:44:40 pm »
it's like a bonus deadline day for jim white

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #168 on: January 8, 2012, 06:48:52 pm »
Would be a good end to a decent weekend.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #169 on: January 8, 2012, 06:49:54 pm »
Queens Park Rangers Football Club has today (Sunday 8th January 2012) parted company with Manager Colin Wanker.

Warnock joined the Club in March 2010, overseeing 84 matches in charge, winning 33, drawing 27 and losing 24.

Last season, he successfully guided the Club back to the Premier League for the first time in 15 years.

The Board's commitment to retaining our Premier League status ultimately led to this decision.

QPR Assistant Manager Mick Jones and First Team Coach Keith Curle have also left the Club.

QPR Chairman, Tony Fernandes, said: "This decision has been made in the best interests of the Club and I can assure everyone that this is not a decision that was made lightly.

"Sadly, our recent run of poor form has seen us slip alarmingly down the table and the Board felt it was the right time to make a change.

"Neil has acted with honesty, professionalism and integrity throughout his time at the Club, and I would personally like to thank him for his significant contribution to QPR over the last 22 months.

"I genuinely wish him all the very best for the future and he will always be welcome back at Loftus Road."

QPR Vice-Chairman, Amit Bhatia, added: "It is with a very heavy heart that we make this announcement.

"I played a key role in bringing Neil to Loftus Road and consider him to be a close personal friend and a great professional.

"I would like to place on the record my thanks to him for transforming us from a Championship Club to a Premier League Club.

"As a Club we have gained enormously from Neil's wisdom, experience and leadership. He has always performed his managerial duties to the very highest of standards.

"I wish Neil every success going forward and he will always be welcome at QPR.

"I now look forward to the future and the rest of the season as we work towards stabilising our position in the Premier League."

Colin Wanker said: "Obviously I'm very disappointed, but having achieved so much, I leave the Club with a great sense of pride.

"I have enjoyed my time here more than anywhere else and the QPR fans have been brilliant with me - they deserve success.

"My biggest regret is that the takeover didn't happen earlier, because that would have given me the opportunity to bring in the targets I'd pinpointed all last summer and probably given us a better chance to succeed in the Premier League."

He added: "The board at QPR are hugely ambitious and I wish them every success for the future.

"I've been involved in the game a long time and I will be spending the immediate future with my family and friends before deciding my next career move."

The Club will now begin its search for a new Manager and will make a further announcement in due course.

The Club will be making no further comment.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #170 on: January 8, 2012, 06:51:29 pm »
It'd never nice to laugh or mock when someone loses a job. But in this case I'll make an exception. :lmao

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #171 on: January 8, 2012, 06:51:59 pm »
Haha called it yesterday!

Proper shit manager, needs to look at himself instead of Refs all the time.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #172 on: January 8, 2012, 06:55:11 pm »
he'll be with someone else soon, these type of clubs just swap managers every six months.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #173 on: January 8, 2012, 06:55:34 pm »
He will claim he was not given a fair chance, having been backstabbed by the previous owners and would have kept QPR up had he not been cruelly sacked. Then will bleat about it for years.

I thought Warnock would quite possibly take them down and if they survived this year, failure to push them away from relegation battles in the future. Quite possible he would have brought some "experienced" players of questionable quality, gone up the table a bit then quietly dropped back into the relegation fight as season wore on. Brave move by the owner, if QPR goes down then fans and media will hold this over his head but if he gets the right manager then they will be far better placed to stay in the Prem over the long term.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #174 on: January 8, 2012, 06:56:04 pm »
I don't think he deserved the sack myself

Aye. He may be an utter bellend, but this seems a bit rash given they've had some tough recent fixtures. They've had a poor run of form of late and haven't won since November, but survival should be their main aim. Perhaps the early successes of Swansea and Norwich, who have each spent less, might have something to do with it.

Did they really expect an awful lot higher. Seems more likely that he's ruffled some feathers in the build up to their January transfer window.

That's my feeling too. Perhaps their ownership want to bring someone else before distributing funds for the window. Surely they must have someone lined up already to replace him with a promise of a decent sized transfer kitty.

he'll be with someone else soon, these type of clubs just swap managers every six months.

I don't doubt it.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #175 on: January 8, 2012, 06:56:29 pm »
surprised he lasted this long under the new owners.

we'll see how much ambition they really have though - someone who'll keep them on the PL gravy train or someone with talent who can push them on with decent backing.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #176 on: January 8, 2012, 06:56:44 pm »
whats is it with these clubs and managers

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Colin Wanker

add more names but you get what i mean, they all just swap club to club.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #177 on: January 8, 2012, 06:57:03 pm »
he'll be with someone else soon, these type of clubs just swap managers every six months.
Won't be a Premier League team though eh, never seen a Premier League manager this guy.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #178 on: January 8, 2012, 06:59:14 pm »
I smiled when I heard this
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #179 on: January 8, 2012, 07:02:05 pm »
A-hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #180 on: January 8, 2012, 07:08:12 pm »
A little suprised but not arsed.

Gus hiddink being linked, jesus christ get bent. Can u imagine hiddink, klinsmann, van basten managing in that shedi cant personally and i cant see them attracting big players either.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #181 on: January 8, 2012, 07:08:21 pm »
Messi in fact doesn't have a recognizable trait.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #182 on: January 8, 2012, 07:11:08 pm »
Roy Keane will get the job there, I reckon..

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #183 on: January 8, 2012, 07:17:38 pm »
Unlucky Colin you massive c*nt
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #184 on: January 8, 2012, 07:18:51 pm »
Mark Hughes or Zola to take over, I reckon.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #185 on: January 8, 2012, 07:28:58 pm »
Poor Colin



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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #186 on: January 8, 2012, 07:30:54 pm »
Look at the reactions of most of the people on that bench.
All you need to know about Colin..


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« Reply #187 on: January 8, 2012, 07:31:41 pm »

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #188 on: January 8, 2012, 07:33:44 pm »
who is colin?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #189 on: January 8, 2012, 07:33:54 pm »
I think it's Rafa's fault.

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« Reply #190 on: January 8, 2012, 07:35:00 pm »
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #191 on: January 8, 2012, 07:35:07 pm »
Not sure he deserved the sack.
Glad he has though.  ;D

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« Reply #192 on: January 8, 2012, 07:35:26 pm »
who is colin?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #193 on: January 8, 2012, 07:39:30 pm »
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #194 on: January 8, 2012, 07:41:39 pm »
Mark Hughes or Zola to take over, I reckon.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #195 on: January 8, 2012, 07:47:34 pm »
Surprised by this to be honest, but tough shit - he's a bell whiff who is like one of those irritating yappy like dogs that nips at yer ankles!
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #196 on: January 8, 2012, 07:51:29 pm »
Gus Poyet
I forgot about him, good shout..

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #197 on: January 8, 2012, 07:55:07 pm »
bye bye
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #198 on: January 8, 2012, 07:57:45 pm »
Surprised by that, still, it'll be the usual Bruce's and Hughes' linked with the job. Get Rafa, I say.  :lickin

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #199 on: January 8, 2012, 08:07:20 pm »
think if anyone else it would be a bit harsh but I suppose for Colin not harsh enough! :tosser :lmao :thumbup
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