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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37640 on: February 21, 2015, 11:05:44 pm »
I don't get it...

Pretty certain they are insinuating Henderson is a stationary retailer on the side, no doubt due to his poor contract with us, so sold Balotelli the pen he signed that contract with.

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37641 on: February 22, 2015, 12:23:16 am »
Pretty certain they are insinuating Henderson is a stationary retailer on the side, no doubt due to his poor contract with us, so sold Balotelli the pen he signed that contract with.

maybe too much wine this evening, but i'm none the wiser still? henderson is a stationary retailer? eh?
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37642 on: February 22, 2015, 12:28:22 am »
maybe too much wine this evening, but i'm none the wiser still? henderson is a stationary retailer? eh?

Yeah he sells pens, pencils, novelty pencil sharpeners, various sized paper, etc. out the boot of his hatchback at Melwood to the players and staff. Heard he also goes round a lot of the local pubs too.

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37643 on: February 22, 2015, 01:12:25 am »


Steve is starting to bear a strong resemblance to Sid these days.

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« Reply #37644 on: February 22, 2015, 01:42:42 am »
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« Reply #37645 on: February 22, 2015, 01:50:49 am »


Steve is starting to bear a strong resemblance to Sid these days.
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37646 on: February 22, 2015, 03:04:49 pm »
This thread doesnt half crack me up. Kidder especially!
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« Reply #37647 on: February 22, 2015, 03:12:27 pm »


Steve is starting to bear a strong resemblance to Sid these days.

It actually took me a minute to realise you hadn't just added the text....
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« Reply #37648 on: February 22, 2015, 06:50:36 pm »
This image has potential in the following context:


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« Reply #37649 on: February 22, 2015, 07:24:36 pm »
Pretty certain they are insinuating Henderson is a stationary retailer on the side, no doubt due to his poor contract with us, so sold Balotelli the pen he signed that contract with.

You know I fucking thought this was it Craig, I couldn't put my fucking finger the fuck on it though. I was proper confused for a minute thinking that he was talking about him... Well, I don't know what he was on about...
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37650 on: February 22, 2015, 08:16:30 pm »
I don't get it...

Neither did Henderson...
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« Reply #37651 on: February 22, 2015, 11:40:05 pm »
potential??


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« Reply #37652 on: February 23, 2015, 12:06:54 am »

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« Reply #37653 on: February 23, 2015, 01:36:42 am »
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« Reply #37654 on: February 23, 2015, 01:38:22 am »
whats going on there ?
Kidder's mostly got it covered, but I guess this might help too...

https://vine.co/v/OQr9ZvJ3KAD
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« Reply #37655 on: February 23, 2015, 04:36:46 am »
This.
Kidder, that the Photoshop thread, not the actual pictures one.

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« Reply #37656 on: February 23, 2015, 12:50:57 pm »
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« Reply #37657 on: February 23, 2015, 06:55:19 pm »
Quick favour from anyone who can…would like the the black writing in this changing to silver…many thanks

Here you go. Exactly as requested.

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« Reply #37658 on: February 23, 2015, 06:58:22 pm »
Here you go. Exactly as requested.
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« Reply #37659 on: February 23, 2015, 07:36:49 pm »
This image has potential in the following context:




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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #37660 on: February 23, 2015, 08:15:08 pm »
1 Brendan, 1 cup?

We're hoping for 2 or more cups no?

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« Reply #37661 on: February 23, 2015, 11:04:00 pm »
1 Brendan, 1 cup?
The Universe revolving around Earth demonstrated with a cup, more precisely, around Liverpool FC...
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« Reply #37662 on: February 24, 2015, 10:01:39 am »
Sturridge playing for Celtic ?

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« Reply #37663 on: February 25, 2015, 01:42:33 pm »
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« Reply #37664 on: February 26, 2015, 12:55:55 pm »
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« Reply #37665 on: February 28, 2015, 02:20:37 pm »
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« Reply #37666 on: March 2, 2015, 09:29:00 am »
After Brendan Rodgers' post match comments about Joe Allen being 'The Door' that opens the team up to the system, can one of you wizards do something about it?
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« Reply #37667 on: March 2, 2015, 01:04:30 pm »
After Brendan Rodgers' post match comments about Joe Allen being 'The Door' that opens the team up to the system, can one of you wizards do something about it?


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« Reply #37668 on: March 3, 2015, 01:16:04 am »
After Brendan Rodgers' post match comments about Joe Allen being 'The Door' that opens the team up to the system, can one of you wizards do something about it?

Done.

Edit: Dammit, forgot to brand it in case it gets nicked for publishing.
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« Reply #37669 on: March 3, 2015, 01:44:22 am »
Done.

Edit: Dammit, forgot to brand it in case it gets nicked for publishing.

Brendan "Ray Manzarek" Rodgers. That's uncanny. Joe Allen, helping Liverpool break on through to the other side since 2012.
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« Reply #37670 on: March 3, 2015, 02:27:53 am »
Brendan "Ray Manzarek" Rodgers. That's uncanny. Joe Allen, helping Liverpool break on through to the other side since 2012.

High five for gegging onto that!
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« Reply #37671 on: March 10, 2015, 01:45:39 am »
Bump

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« Reply #37672 on: March 10, 2015, 03:04:55 am »


Steve is starting to bear a strong resemblance to Sid these days.


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« Reply #37673 on: March 13, 2015, 04:15:05 pm »
just came across this guys vine, and didn't know a better thread where to share,

https://vine.co/espressino

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« Reply #37674 on: March 14, 2015, 07:29:48 am »



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« Reply #37676 on: March 16, 2015, 02:10:57 am »
and go

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« Reply #37677 on: March 16, 2015, 03:14:59 am »
little help:

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« Reply #37678 on: March 16, 2015, 04:47:18 am »
little help:



He's a big nosed arrogant c*nt with a bad fucking ted quiff who plays for Arsenal called Olivier Giroud. Hope that helps  :wave

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« Reply #37679 on: March 16, 2015, 03:32:55 pm »
Looks like Freddie Mercury