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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2014, 09:09:04 pm »
Someone will have to explain to Chloe what Scary said.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2014, 09:14:47 pm »
I reckon she has a good chance of winning, you could see the £ signs in cowells eyes  a number one at Christmas with a classic song????
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2014, 09:16:28 pm »
I reckon she has a good chance of winning, you could see the £ signs in cowells eyes  a number one at Christmas with a classic song????

She is a plant ffs lads its clear.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2014, 09:17:35 pm »
Sod him, lets just look at his missus.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2014, 09:18:54 pm »
His missus is ex porn star Vicky Thomas


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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2014, 09:20:05 pm »
He was fucking shite
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2014, 09:20:37 pm »
He was good now.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2014, 09:20:56 pm »

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2014, 09:21:02 pm »
His missus is ex porn star Vicky Thomas


Trust you for knowing that hairy hands
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2014, 09:21:35 pm »
The fuck? He was bang average. Just screamed the song.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2014, 09:22:01 pm »
Trust you for knowing that hairy hands
What can i say,i like girls.Sorry aboot that Liberace

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2014, 09:22:15 pm »
Just tuning in to this veritable feast.


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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2014, 09:24:46 pm »
What can i say,i like girls.Sorry aboot that Liberace
shame they don't like you back :P
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2014, 09:25:41 pm »
Shedward to kick it off then.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2014, 09:32:51 pm »
shame they don't like you back :P
Ohh they like me alright,dont you worry aboot that Elton John

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2014, 09:40:01 pm »
haha ;D

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2014, 09:42:17 pm »
Timmy Mallets Lovechild was a bit annoying on XFactor.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2014, 09:47:20 pm »
Bin the slaaagggggggg!!!
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2014, 10:03:46 pm »
That shane gotta be taking the piss.  Gotta be.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2014, 03:01:52 am »
That last lad was good

Anyone crying though should be ejector seated into the ocean

Including the judges

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2014, 08:49:26 am »
I had to watch this complete and utter dross in the background of FM last night 'cos my bird watches it.

What a fucking load of absolute bollocks filled with absolute c*nts.

Why the fuck do people cry at some amateur doing Kareoke? What the flying fuck is the matter with these human beings?!

Who the fuck was that posh bint lipstick-teeth Chloe something or other? She had to be faking being posh? I have never e-e-ever wished someone would be pushed into oncoming traffic so bad in my life.

And why the fuck did that woman who brought her baby proceed to stuff a packet of cheesy quavers down its neck? Was that some sort of musical pun or could you just not afford baby food?

Only thing that could make it less awful would be if a zombie outbreak happened.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2014, 08:20:16 pm »
One of the things that really fucks me off about this shite is that c*nts show up dressed how they think twatting pop stars dress. Pop stars all have stylists and marketing c*nts behind them, these just look like totally sad badly dressed c*nts.

I guess this explains Luke Shaws dress sense, he was trying out for the X-Factor.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2014, 08:23:27 pm »
Odd couple.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2014, 08:23:50 pm »
So I'm thinking you'd give it a 7 out of 10?

Ha. The only thing I'd give it is a bullet to the head.

Music is pretty fucking shit nowadays and Simon Cowell has played a major part in that. He should be executed for his crimes not held up as a deity.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2014, 08:24:29 pm »
Wasnt he that lad who did that song years back with norman cook? Cool blah blah or something?

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2014, 08:26:42 pm »
Wasnt he that lad who did that song years back with norman cook? Cool blah blah or something?
I know him from somewhere, probably a wanted poster for grooming.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2014, 08:27:00 pm »
I know him from somewhere, probably a wanted poster for grooming.
Hahaha  ;D Do you know what song im on aboot?

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2014, 08:27:16 pm »
She was fucking brutal there. He'll console himself though knowing he'll be smashing her later on.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2014, 08:29:02 pm »
That bloke has done well for himself.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2014, 08:29:13 pm »
Freak Power i was on aboot
Yeah that's him
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Re: The X Factor 2014
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2014, 08:30:52 pm »
That bloke has done well for himself.
Don't think he has, he's already had a bit of success and she said she will do anything to get ahead, bet he was just a stepping stone she latched on to and he accidentally tubbed her. Bet she is a fucking nightmare.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2014, 08:31:34 pm »
Don't think he has, he's already had a bit of success and she said she will do anything to get ahead, bet he was just a stepping stone she latched on to and he accidentally tubbed her. Bet she is a fucking nightmare.
Reminds me of a couple of my exes!! She actually looked like one!! And yeah,was a fucking nightmare

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Jurgen! What is best in life?

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2014, 08:32:53 pm »
Reminds me of a couple of my exes!! She actually looked like one!! And yeah,was a fucking nightmare
I bet if Cowell had said give me your child, she'd of said yes.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2014, 08:33:55 pm »
I bet if Cowell had said give me your child, she'd of said yes.
Ha Bet shes done porn her!! Them types of birds who act like that will do anything to get on

Its says on that wiki that theyre signed to hed kandi!!

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2014, 08:36:28 pm »
Hahahaha its Eddie Murphy doin James Brown ''Ha hur harum gitcha,what cha ....do ....HUH.....MERCY!!  GET DOWN'' ;D

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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2014, 08:37:40 pm »
Ha Bet shes done porn her!! Them types of birds who act like that will do anything to get on

Its says on that wiki that theyre signed to hed kandi!!
Fingers crossed she has, it'll turn up now if she has.

Well it says a single has been, but fuck knows when that was last updated.
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Re: The X Factor 2014
« Reply #79 on: August 31, 2014, 08:38:27 pm »
Didn't know John Landis could sing.
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