Author Topic: A Rant Tableau Disgust Shun: Libpole 0 MeanWhore 2: Mutilated On The Buses  (Read 14219 times)

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My scouse Biffa (not Bacon) the game it was Mo Leica carnivore: e.g the viper-ant Calor: there was a gas Ba loons, the darned Singh:  a jumpin’ Jackson japes infanta the teemin’ an’, in rat troll speck, fume venereal black bus, the smock bums: that was  MeanWhore an’ his plastic Jacky an’ raze-less sickly stubborn stubble stumblin’  like Blair-y eyed Trump, he was the gait crusher offal thyme an’ Efan Moyes so than Ceramic Fu@ism itself (yes, the JawDumb Hinduson creed teak, Ki pup adder bag!) it shat all’d over the potty Amos-Fear, that “See you Jimmy“ joker Mr Rust Abu so love in him smashed tit: he one it more uglier than Ms Ballon Hamburg…RANTS SABU PUNDIT.
 
 
To coat you Mr Charred Decking off the Nineteeth sanctuary “It was the bastard thymes it was the worsted times 10”, an’ all bear hind the bore: what a jock, how lairy hearse: such heaped pork Razzie. Libpole she Hufty an’ poof yet the BigBagged Woof an’ waffen off maths destruction, the Mr Loose Wires, he kid not blow the Blix House down: he was Ham-ass-curated by ‘em an’ there Big Spam Alan Dice tag ticks.  Butt Libpole she mitre plaid till Diouf’s Day but thems was more in-penile-trouble than a Chaz-titty belt.
 
 
Howl offal, 'ow beta, is them iron knees! It were a mess-Carrick of joss sticks (it Hertz!) that this  punishment of Ian Dury time, for waist titch, shod proof to the banner fit off the gilty party: it only surfs to gold the inner cent patsies. THIS is a brokered Britain Part XX innit,  an’ the Dali Mail should print in on the frontal cover, toot sweets, in them Bomburstic style.
 
 
An’ yet, despise this Podge-grease snake in are carton of Eton, Libpole, though skooled, seps at adder the class.  Mange Suttee are fired up, save Ray, but them Ratched wreck-ought at Goddardson Park  Liza  sauce pigeon that Toffos hold injun sign: you inhabit Cuckoo land if reckon them a Chief the title: my dear scouse they ain’t one Jack THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2014, 03:42:23 pm by Sabu Pundit »
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I'm kind of glad I didn't understand a word of that. I feel better all of a sudden.

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"It was the bastard thymes it was the worsted times 10”,  Classic Charred Decking quote that, and very apt!  ;D
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I'm sure the Dour one will take offence to something in that......especially if he thinks you've had a go at Dangly Bladder.
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"Butt, cum off it, Libpole she mitre plaid till Diouf’s Day but thems was more in-penile-trouble than a Chaz-titty belt."

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I'm kind of glad I didn't understand a word of that. I feel better all of a sudden.

Read it and think of trying to sound like the robot inventor from Short Circuit.
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Howl offal, 'ow beta, is them iron knees! It were a mess-Carrick of joss sticks (it Hertz!) that this  punishment of Ian Dury time, for waist titch, shod proof to the banner fit off the gilty party:

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Reads like the transcript of a David Pleat commentary!  Genius, indeed!

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I'm sure it's said in reply to all his posts, but how the fuck does one even begin to write something like that?

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« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 11:42:58 pm by Garcias Sangria »
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Ease their Dangly Onion of are thymes.

Sabu should be world famous, and Loose Wires should definitely feature on a banner.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2014, 12:11:55 am by Dr. Beaker »
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Rile-Me costed L. Nee-Naw "The Child" Torrence the first jack the hat-trick since Eon Rush vs Accursed Toffos, many moons passed. Nee-Naw he could have done a concreted his palace in the pantyhose off the LibPole Gods...was not was for the invented intervention of Rile-Me whistler.

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Erm, it's supposed to be a rant tableau and all you're doing is admiring the prosetry. Libpole should be disgust. How now?

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 :lmao Brilliant! Everytime i read it i pick up on something different. 

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