Author Topic: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham 5.15PM | Arsenal v Man. City Sunday 3PM  (Read 20355 times)

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Re: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham | Arsenal v Man. City
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2017, 05:19:55 pm »
Reckon Spurs won't turn up.

Well they will never have a better chance to beat Chelsea then today. Let's see if they can manage it.
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Re: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham | Arsenal v Man. City
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2017, 05:20:52 pm »
;D

I had pleurisy for close to 10 weeks...I' was turking worse than a smackhead for me bike.

Pleurisy i heard it was actually syphilis. ;) :nirnir
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Lovely goal all from a braindead foul.
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Chelsea  1 spurs 0

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Haha great positioning Lloris.

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nice free kick.

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What a goal Chelsea 1 Spurs 0
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Chelsea will win this 3-0

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There you go.  ::)
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lol, Spurs.

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Ahhhh...Piss off!!!

Great freekick though.
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Typical Spurs.

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Err Lloris?

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Spurs could lose seven semi finals in a row!

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Poor goalkeeping would have saved it had he stood where he was.
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Murphy chatting shite as usual

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Chelsea will win this 3-0
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Re: FA Cup Semis: Chelsea v Tottenham | Arsenal v Man. City
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2017, 05:22:50 pm »
Pleurisy i heard it was actually syphilis. ;) :nirnir
;D

Fuckin gang of bitches in here this avvy.
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All down to the best centre back and keeper in the country.
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Can't believe Danny Murphy is doing my head in already!  The shite he comes out with

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Brilliant from Conte. Keep it at 1-0, maybe even get a second and then unleash Hazard and Costa in the second half.

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Murphy chatting shite as usual

He's full of it!!!

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Terrible keeping. Bad starting position.
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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All down to the best centre back and keeper in the country.

Quite
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Murphy chatting shite as usual

Just about to post the same. Utter drivel.

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WTF is that flying above Wembley?
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No Cahill either? Chelsea are f**ked.. Biggest game of Ake's career, lets see how he handles it.

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WTF is that flying above Wembley?

What just about to post that
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WTF is that flying above Wembley?

an Antonio banner  ::)

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I think Costa enjoyed that
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Spurs need to calm the fuck down
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As much as I can't stand Chelsea I am enjoying the funeral atmosphere in the BBC commentary box since the goal.
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Primativ defending.

Oh please no we don't want him here.
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Just about to post the same. Utter drivel.

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