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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2009, 06:23:49 am »
what happened to the ask bigdavalad thread?

I was having a shit week last time someone asked something so I couldn't be bothered being funny. Then I forgot to go back when I could.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2009, 07:44:32 am »
Did LHO really shoot and kill JFK?

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2009, 09:02:52 am »
Who is the true leader of the Kop,? A) Nidgemo B) RB7877 or C) BHB or D) Ben Ayoun


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« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2009, 10:24:31 am »
Who is the true leader of the Kop,? A) Nidgemo B) RB7877 or C) BHB or D) Ben Ayoun


Explain....

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2009, 10:25:08 am »
Do Dwarfs have large penis' compared to the size of their body?

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« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2009, 10:45:47 am »
Who is the true leader of the Kop,? A) Nidgemo B) RB7877 or C) BHB or D) Ben Ayoun

E) Britvic Orange.

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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2009, 10:55:01 am »
Do Dwarfs have large penis' compared to the size of their body?

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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2009, 11:30:48 am »
Where can I park my car at the Britannia Stadium that will NOT result in me getting a ticket / towed?
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« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2009, 11:36:09 am »
Just pay for parking and that will not be a problem. The Harvester/Holiday Inn/etc all charge a few bob to use their carparks.

Ah, I was informed that they did not let footy fans / non facility users park on their premises?
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« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2009, 11:41:32 am »
Nice one, Rawk replies strikes again :)
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2009, 01:27:09 pm »
Whats heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2009, 01:28:44 pm »
Whats heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

The same, as there is a ton of both.
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« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2009, 01:32:34 pm »
Are these laws true:

1. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

2. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.


Considering kinapping Mr Ferguson, planting a bow and arrow on him, then beheading him in the town centre of york.

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« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2009, 01:39:14 pm »
2. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

I have heard one like that. But it was in Chester and a Welshman.
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2009, 01:39:32 pm »
Whats heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

That is quite and interesting question. Especially given the spelling of the word ton. Now if it was spelt tonne, it would unambiguously a measure of weight, whereupon they would clearly be the same. Now using ton gives some wriggle room. Colloquially in the UK, a ton is 100. So you could interpret the question as meaning which is heavier, 100 feathers or 100 bricks. Now this would lead to the conclusion that the bricks would be heavier. But if the bricks were made of aerogel they would be lighter. And of could you could interpret ton as a measure of weight. But there is ambiguity as to which ton you would be referring to. Another possible tack it refers to the ton as a measure of volume. It could be a displacement, measurement or water ton. In which case the bricks would again be heavier (unless constructed of a material less dense than feathers). The compaction of the fathers would also be significant.

So, to summarise, there is not enough information to answer the question with any confidence.

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« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2009, 01:40:18 pm »

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2009, 01:44:10 pm »
Are these laws true:

1. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

The BBC appear to have verified this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm


The Times agrees about York and places curfews upon the Welsh in Chester.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece

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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2009, 03:21:17 pm »
That is quite and interesting question. Especially given the spelling of the word ton. Now if it was spelt tonne, it would unambiguously a measure of weight, whereupon they would clearly be the same. Now using ton gives some wriggle room. Colloquially in the UK, a ton is 100. So you could interpret the question as meaning which is heavier, 100 feathers or 100 bricks. Now this would lead to the conclusion that the bricks would be heavier. But if the bricks were made of aerogel they would be lighter. And of could you could interpret ton as a measure of weight. But there is ambiguity as to which ton you would be referring to. Another possible tack it refers to the ton as a measure of volume. It could be a displacement, measurement or water ton. In which case the bricks would again be heavier (unless constructed of a material less dense than feathers). The compaction of the fathers would also be significant.

So, to summarise, there is not enough information to answer the question with any confidence.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2009, 03:35:49 pm »
What do Ice cream truck drivers do during the winter time?
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2009, 03:41:00 pm »
That is quite and interesting question. Especially given the spelling of the word ton. Now if it was spelt tonne, it would unambiguously a measure of weight, whereupon they would clearly be the same. Now using ton gives some wriggle room. Colloquially in the UK, a ton is 100. So you could interpret the question as meaning which is heavier, 100 feathers or 100 bricks. Now this would lead to the conclusion that the bricks would be heavier. But if the bricks were made of aerogel they would be lighter. And of could you could interpret ton as a measure of weight. But there is ambiguity as to which ton you would be referring to. Another possible tack it refers to the ton as a measure of volume. It could be a displacement, measurement or water ton. In which case the bricks would again be heavier (unless constructed of a material less dense than feathers). The compaction of the fathers would also be significant.

So, to summarise, there is not enough information to answer the question with any confidence.

I bet the winter nights fly by in your house. :P

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« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2009, 03:51:55 pm »
What do Ice cream truck drivers do during the winter time?

They are used to store deep frozen hedgehogs. Hibernation is not a natural process. It was introduced during the first world war in the same parliamentary session than introduced the licensing laws. As food sources dwindled over the winter the hedgehogs became aggressive and developed a taste for high explosives, infesting munitions factories. There were brief experiments with deploying the high explosive hedgehogs in battle, but they were not a resounding success. Anyway with the hedgehogs severely impacting shell production, and a cull vetoed by George V, the decision was taken to mandate deep freezing the hedgehogs for winter.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2009, 03:53:19 pm »
:boring

do you ever read back what you've written and think "why did I bother?"

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« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2009, 03:54:12 pm »
I bet the winter nights fly by in your house. :P

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« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2009, 06:58:41 pm »
Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?
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« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2009, 07:26:36 pm »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2009, 07:34:49 pm »
Who?

Pray silence please for the Electric Light Orchestra

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« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2009, 07:39:04 pm »
Does anyone know the way to San Jose?

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« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2009, 07:46:13 pm »
Pray silence please for the Electric Light Orchestra

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« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2009, 08:13:09 pm »
Why dont birds fall out of trees when there asleep.
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« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2009, 08:16:54 pm »
Why dont birds fall out of trees when there asleep.

Because their feet lock closed to hold onto the branch they're sleeping on
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« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2009, 08:33:32 pm »
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

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« Reply #72 on: March 24, 2009, 09:53:54 pm »
Why dont birds fall out of trees when there asleep.

Extensive observation of the Norwegian Blue Parrot has shown that they remain in place whilst sleeping by virtue of being nailed in place.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #73 on: March 24, 2009, 10:06:59 pm »
How can you clone money?

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« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2009, 10:09:03 pm »
How can you clone money?

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« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2009, 10:09:35 pm »
Quantative easing
How can you clone money?

Quantative easing?
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« Reply #76 on: March 25, 2009, 01:08:36 pm »
Im 21 and still cant get a girl, Why ??? ??? ???
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« Reply #77 on: March 25, 2009, 01:11:25 pm »
Im 21 and still cant get a girl, Why ??? ??? ???

You're gay. Your subconscious is sabotaging your attempts at dating. I suggest you remove yourself to Canal Street forthwith, dress up in tutu and start hollering "Come and get it big boy" at every passing man.

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« Reply #78 on: March 25, 2009, 01:23:28 pm »
BUT im not Gay ??? ??? ???
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« Reply #79 on: March 25, 2009, 01:30:50 pm »
BUT im not Gay ??? ??? ???

are you sure? how can you tell until you try it?
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