Seriously though.
A warning for a "cheap shot at Dirk Kuyt". Really? Do you really think that was me seriously taking a "cheap shot at Dirk"? Sorry to come across all 'Andy@Allerton', but I'm genuinely confused here.
I get the feeling that unless you're discussing some fucker that will never join us or talking about a third kit that we'll never fucking wear, you might as well not bother.