I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
I believe he would score than Balotelli if he played the same time as him... good luck to him in WBA, except against us YNWA Rickie!
If you ask Gerrard #1 he'll probably be able to tell us who we're getting. I hear he is good with the crystal ball.
Coutinho is our best player he will be world class one day and will end up playing for Barca or Real.
Shame really, actually quite disappointed Brendan let him go, I think he would have been useful as part of our Europa League and Domestic cup squads. Still think he was trying a bit too hard last season, but no doubt he'll smash it under Pulis this season. Probably get 5 assists from Berahino alone (if he stays with them of course). Anyway good luck to him.