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Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« on: July 29, 2015, 10:39:22 pm »


"Stoke boss, I'll shit'em"
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Re: LFC's Caption
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 10:43:45 pm »


"Stoke boss, I'll shit'em"
"See here young Jordan, when you sit down for a deuce you've got to have your back straight to not put any excess pressure on that wee spine... there you go, like that. Showing great character there"
« Last Edit: July 29, 2015, 10:45:18 pm by rickardinho1 »

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 10:45:10 pm »
"Even your shitting gait is funny"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2015, 10:45:58 pm »
"I'm just going to duck boss, making sure we're not pictured together".
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2015, 10:53:37 pm »
Brendan - im gunna count to 3 then i want you to jump up as high as you can.....ready?.................oooooone

Jordan - he he he he.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2015, 10:55:41 pm »



BR: "I've had the same football boots since I was this tall."

JH: "you're still only this tall..."
« Last Edit: July 29, 2015, 10:57:50 pm by Peabee »
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2015, 10:59:49 pm »


"Stoke boss, I'll shit'em"

" see boss? now i'm shorter than you... happy?"
" Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2015, 11:02:05 pm »
"Jordan, you've gotta hair out of place there son"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2015, 11:21:35 pm »
Seriously gaffer, you've not heard the story of why Fergie was on the hard shoulder?
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2015, 11:26:51 pm »
I can't believe I've just let you put your thumps up my arse boss!

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2015, 11:27:18 pm »
*captain*

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2015, 11:27:38 pm »
"OK, I'll be the reporter and you be me..... so Brendan, when will Liverpool be signing Benteke"
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2015, 11:33:38 pm »
"And that's when I decided bidets were not for me."
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2015, 11:35:26 pm »
*captain*
*OCD*

 ;D

Seriously gaffer, you've not heard the story of why Fergie was on the hard shoulder?
My favourite so far  :wellin

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2015, 12:48:18 am »





("shh-shh-shh-watch this")  you are getting sleepy your very tired when i snap my fingers you will be a duck snap YOUR A DUCK


or


"Hey guys when i pull this thread around Jordans tooth he shits himself, hilarious"


or

"Hey Jordan remember that night in Bangkock back in 11?"
"Remember, Boss!?" I'll say me Arse is still sore its where i got me Gait."


Damn im better at this than you guys   ;)
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2015, 03:42:20 am »
"OK, I'll be the reporter and you be me..... so Brendan, when will Liverpool be signing Benteke"

:lmao :lmao
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2015, 06:13:03 am »
Do we really want a captain that has a shit squatting form?
Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2015, 06:13:29 am »
"I'm telling you boss...one minute the missus was squatting, the next...she was plopping the baby out on the livingroom floor"
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2015, 06:55:12 am »
"Do the voice again, Hendo."

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2015, 09:49:20 am »
What about this one?



"...and then they tried to claim on the tannoy the Etihad was a sell-out!!"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2015, 11:26:12 am »
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, RRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr



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Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #25 on: August 1, 2015, 04:25:50 am »
"I'd do anything for the club boss"
"Anything?"
"Yep anything boss"
"Would you take a kick in the nuts?"
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #26 on: August 1, 2015, 01:39:07 pm »
Rodgers: "If you squeeze your hands like this it takes the pressure of the sphincter."
Hendo: "Hnngh!"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #27 on: August 1, 2015, 01:47:52 pm »
What about this one?



"...and then they tried to claim on the tannoy the Etihad was a sell-out!!"

"Have you seen that fella behind us in his xmas jumper?"
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #28 on: August 1, 2015, 02:59:44 pm »
"No Jordan. When I say pull my finger, I'm supposed to be the one who lets one rip.."

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #29 on: August 1, 2015, 10:12:37 pm »
"Have you seen that fella behind us in his xmas jumper?"
Hahaha great spot mate.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #30 on: August 2, 2015, 09:43:49 am »
What about this one?



"...and then they tried to claim on the tannoy the Etihad was a sell-out!!"
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #31 on: August 2, 2015, 12:23:03 pm »
What about this one?



"...and then they tried to claim on the tannoy the Etihad was a sell-out!!"
"£49 milion?!".
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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #32 on: August 2, 2015, 09:12:49 pm »
When your ready Jordan release the fart and I will catch it with my invisible fart catcher.
The s*n so full of shit you could not even use it to wipe your arse

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #33 on: August 2, 2015, 09:18:39 pm »


"Stoke boss, I'll shit'em"

Anyone played South Park Stick Of Truth?
That's a pic from the Sneaky Squeaker training.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2015, 10:05:03 pm »
Wasn't injured going off was he?

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2015, 10:08:16 pm »
Commentators mentioned something about his left ankle.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2015, 09:28:13 am »
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/192090-boss-offers-update-on-henderson-fitness

Brendan Rodgers revealed that Jordan Henderson was withdrawn during Liverpool's 1-0 victory over Bournemouth at Anfield on Monday evening due to a foot problem.


The captain was replaced by fellow midfielder Emre Can in the 52nd minute of the Reds' win against Eddie Howe's side, but did not appear to be in discomfort as he left the field.

However, Rodgers explained after the game that his skipper had done well even to make it into the starting line-up against the Cherries, having struggled with a foot issue during the build-up to the fixture.

"He's had a problem with the bottom of his foot," the manager told reporters in his post-match press conference.

"He hadn't trained for part of the week, he was taking some painkillers with it. He did ever so well to even be out on the field.

"He wanted to try it, he wanted to give it a go, but you could see he was limited in his running.

"He did great for us in the period of time that he was on but it's important that we get victories and it's important that we have fit players on the field and unfortunately for him he was just in too much pain."

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2015, 10:10:33 am »

"I can park my bike where Jordan?"

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2015, 10:15:59 am »
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/192090-boss-offers-update-on-henderson-fitness

Going to be vital that he plays against Arsenal.

We looked so much better in midfield with him there in the first half.

His partnership in midfield with Milner is important, their constant movement and interchange gives Coutinho
the space to create chances for us.

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Re: Jordan Henderson LFC's Caption
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2015, 10:39:12 am »
Wasn't injured going off was he?
Commentators mentioned something about his left ankle.
snip
Going to be vital that he plays against Arsenal.

We looked so much better in midfield with him there in the first half.

His partnership in midfield with Milner is important, their constant movement and interchange gives Coutinho
the space to create chances for us.
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