Author Topic: Welcome Christian Benteke (Read 168007 times)

Pie Eyed · « **Reply #40 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:10:22 pm »

Quote from: a burger and chips on July 22, 2015, 09:02:51 pm

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/189481-christian-benteke-the-first-interview

Bloody hell.

Polar opposite to James Milner, isn't he?

A man of (very) few words.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:10:55 pm »

Chuffed

Shepnois · « **Reply #42 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:11:04 pm »

Welcome big man, I hope you score lots & lots of goals for us!!

Chakan · « **Reply #43 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:11:49 pm »

Christian Benteke : "I'm very very very excited to here"

*covers jeans.

Samie · « **Reply #44 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:00 pm »

Stoke defenders might not like playing us after this.

Cracking Left Foot · « **Reply #45 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:02 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on July 22, 2015, 09:09:04 pm

That's not Benteke, it's a painter & decorator who was touching up the paint around the crest after Firmino scuffed it when leaning. Look at the state of his jeans.

They'll be the same as my jeans when he bangs in a hat-trick against the Mancs.

Welcome, Christian! Glad this has got done at last!

PIPA23 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:20 pm »

GET IN.

Welcome!

Bruycker · « **Reply #47 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:20 pm »

As a Belgian, when I saw the confirmation I was very very excited. I know there are a lot of doubters. And I sometimes doubted him as well. But every time I saw him play. He impressed me. He's a beast. And he will bang in the goals for us. I'm sure he will. Don't compare him to any other of our "target men" we bought. He will be better.

johnsmithlfc · « **Reply #48 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:22 pm »

Finally.....*phew*

Welcome Christian, hope you feel great after joining a big club and hope you're an absolute beast for us this season.
Good luck and do us proud!!

Juanyboy · « **Reply #49 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:30 pm »

Welcome Christian to the LFC family

Hope you do well lad, we'll be behind you 100%

YNWA

kopite17 · « **Reply #50 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:34 pm »

Quote from: Jinxsy on July 22, 2015, 09:09:45 pm

His jeans they proved he was a red,
Space jizz, space jizz
Up on our history he's read,
Space jizz, space jizz
We bought the lad for 32,
And hope he's gonna score a few
Christian Benteke
He's covered his jeans in jizz

Welcum Christian.

YNWA (I'm not messing with that acronym)

Brilliant

Motty · « **Reply #51 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:12:40 pm »

Quote from: Hij on July 22, 2015, 09:03:05 pm

Beast mode.

Looks like he's cupping a imaginary persons balls, just need them to cough now.

Welcome Christian, getting really excited about this signing now.

smicer07 · « **Reply #52 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:13:03 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on July 22, 2015, 09:04:46 pm

For those who are a little concerned, don't worry, he got lean game in spades!

Fuck me that's a confident lean.

Fordy · « **Reply #53 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:13:28 pm »

He is so excited about signing that I think he has exploded over his pants.

Hij · « **Reply #54 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:13:58 pm »

Quote from: Shady Craig on July 22, 2015, 09:12:40 pm

Looks like he's cupping a imaginary persons balls, just need them to cough now.

Welcome Christian, getting really excited about this signing now.

You could fit about 8 pairs of balls into that hand.

rawKBottom · « **Reply #55 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:14:05 pm »

BENTEKEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Sim6 · « **Reply #56 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:14:11 pm »

Leaning on a ball!

smicer07 · « **Reply #57 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:14:31 pm »

Quote from: Cracking Left Foot on July 22, 2015, 09:12:02 pm

They'll be the same as my jeans when he bangs in a hat-trick against the Mancs.

haha that made me chuckle

adruk87 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:15:16 pm »

This can only be described as, "lovely stuff."

Snail · « **Reply #59 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:15:47 pm »

Those jeans

Welcome lad.

Zoomers · « **Reply #60 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:15:50 pm »

His head is fucking massive.

Welcome aboard!

Pie Eyed · « **Reply #61 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:15:54 pm »

Quote from: Fordy on July 22, 2015, 09:13:28 pm

He is so excited about signing that I think he has exploded over his pants.

Are we absolutely certain that it's his ??

Could it be that Ian Ayre got more than a little excited about *finally* being allowed to go on holiday after nailing the 7 signings?

** Edit **
Only just realised that the last sentence was a *really* unfortunate turn of phrase. :-)

Les Willis · « **Reply #62 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:16:14 pm »

Welcome Christian Benteke. Really pleased with our transfer window this year.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #63 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:16:45 pm »

Welcome Christian, welcome.

Wishing you all the best and may you score loads of goals for us.

/delightful anticipation of opposition teams shitting themselves when our man mountain strides onto the pitch

Rush 82 · « **Reply #64 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:17:54 pm »

Quote from: Sim6 on July 22, 2015, 09:14:11 pm

Leaning on a ball!

oh that is masterful, absolutely masterful

/wipes away a tear

SlowRap · « **Reply #65 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:18:18 pm »

Since you came to England you've developed into one of the Barclays Premier League's top forwards but how would you describe yourself as a striker?

It's hard to speak about yourself. I prefer other people to speak about me.

All the 'pointless chatter' in the Transfer Thread vindicated by the man himself, for that he gets my support

Chakan · « **Reply #66 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:18:26 pm »

He's won me over with the leans.

clinical · « **Reply #67 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:19:06 pm »

was dead against this, but come round to the idea after what everyone has said. Come on Benteke be the beast we need you to be

Butcher Knife Roberto · « **Reply #68 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:20:02 pm »

Excellent news. The arguing can stop and the supporting can begin. Welcome on board Christian, hope you tear the league to bits this season

Kennys from heaven · « **Reply #69 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:20:13 pm »

Welcome lad.

Now can we FINALLY get on with winning things again? Enough of this shit - we almost had it a season ago and we damn well need it back now. Lets see a side worthy of red shirts on their back and returning to what made us famous and feared. Winning things.

Come on you Redmen

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #70 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:20:27 pm »

More I've thought about this, the more I think he's a good signing. Wasn't exactly enthused at the beginning, but now I reckon he could be a good buy

Gegenpresser · « **Reply #71 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:20:45 pm »

Quote from: thekitkatshuffler on July 22, 2015, 09:04:46 pm

For those who are a little concerned, don't worry, he got lean game in spades!

Leaning into the captain's boot bin. Good lad.

Zeb · « **Reply #72 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:20:53 pm »

Good luck to him. Hope he gets at least as much support as we've shown others in the past. Quite looking forward to seeing how he does for us with those two Brazilian lads making things happen.

pa · « **Reply #73 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:21:17 pm »

Welcome Christian to our family ..

Fordy · « **Reply #74 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:22:03 pm »

32.5m I am not too convinced about this transfer but it's done now and I hope he proves me & many others wrong.

Welcome Benteke!

Fiasco · « **Reply #75 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:22:23 pm »

Welcome, big man.

Motty · « **Reply #76 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:23:03 pm »

Quote from: Hij on July 22, 2015, 09:13:58 pm

You could fit about 8 pairs of balls into that hand.

You know what they say about big hands.......

Big gloves.

sms1986 · « **Reply #77 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:23:58 pm »

It's been all but confirmed for days now, glad to see him in a red shirt. Welcome to Liverpool, Christian, and I believe he'll do well for us. Third Belgian in a row, before Mignolet we had never had a Belgian in the squad but every year since we've bought someone from that little nation across the Channel.

rebel23 · « **Reply #78 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:24:16 pm »

Well Rodgers has certainly been backed. He can have no complaints on that score now

Max_powers · « **Reply #79 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:24:30 pm »

He has got a good lean for a big man.