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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #120 on: July 22, 2015, 09:39:19 pm »
Quality player and another great signing by the club this summer.

Welcome to the best football club in the world Christian, I can't wait to see him terrorising defences in a Liverpool shirt.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #121 on: July 22, 2015, 09:40:42 pm »
He will score at least 25 goals for LFC this season

Doubtful. I'll be happy with 15 plus.

He's a handful though and should create more space for the players around him and will give opposition managers a different problem to Sturridge, Coutinho and Firmino as they'll have to push up to avoid Bentekes threat in the box. Push up too high against our pacey attack and through ball specialists and they'll have serious problems also.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #122 on: July 22, 2015, 09:40:50 pm »
I'm delighted we've signed him and I think he'll do really well for us. He seems to be quiet and modest off the pitch and a beast on it, which is something I like in a player.

So you like players that 'try for the help the team?' Players that look up to Stebie?
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #123 on: July 22, 2015, 09:40:59 pm »
I'm quietly pleased. I've got a feeling that he's going to surpass some peoples expectations. Welcome Christian, TF you won't be playing us this season.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #124 on: July 22, 2015, 09:41:12 pm »
Good luck Benteke he looks pleased to sign literally has creamed his jeans

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #125 on: July 22, 2015, 09:41:55 pm »
I have always rated him massively since that first year at Villa and I'm incredibly excited to see him in red. He is going to be an absolute nightmare for the opposition.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #126 on: July 22, 2015, 09:43:45 pm »
Didn't see that one coming
I saw it coming 32,500,000 miles away.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #127 on: July 22, 2015, 09:44:13 pm »
Be great to have a proven peno taker in the team, Stevie almost irreplaceable in that respect but I wouldn't have trusted many of the others to be honest. Decent at frees too.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #128 on: July 22, 2015, 09:44:15 pm »
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #129 on: July 22, 2015, 09:46:40 pm »
Hope he scorers a hatful and then some. Will certainly give Skrtel a rest :D

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #130 on: July 22, 2015, 09:46:47 pm »
Now score goals.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #131 on: July 22, 2015, 09:47:10 pm »
Quality player and another great signing by the club this summer.

Welcome to the best football club in the world Christian, I can't wait to see him terrorising defences in a Liverpool shirt.

Got a feeling Rodgers gets his first win against Chelsea this season.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #132 on: July 22, 2015, 09:47:47 pm »
The turkey has landed
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #133 on: July 22, 2015, 09:48:22 pm »
Welcome.  :)

Get him on penalty duty immediately.

Nah mate that job is Mario's without question.


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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #134 on: July 22, 2015, 09:48:49 pm »
I think the club have done superb business this summer topped off with Benteke. After ending last season with a whimper I was dreading the new season but time has passed and I'm optimistic there's the makings of a great team here.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #135 on: July 22, 2015, 09:49:10 pm »
Welcome BANNED TURKEY .
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #136 on: July 22, 2015, 09:49:49 pm »
Bump in light of the news!

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #137 on: July 22, 2015, 09:50:09 pm »
Let the goals do the talking Christian and put the doubters wrong but more importantly a top 4 challenge. Come on!!!!

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #138 on: July 22, 2015, 09:50:09 pm »
Nah mate that job is Mario's without question.

Mario will be sitting in the stands or at another club.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #139 on: July 22, 2015, 09:50:23 pm »
Delighted. hes gonna smash the fuck out of the opposition. its good to have a bully on our side for once.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #140 on: July 22, 2015, 09:50:43 pm »
Welcome Christian, great signing!

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #141 on: July 22, 2015, 09:51:31 pm »
As a Belgian, when I saw the confirmation I was very very excited. I know there are a lot of doubters. And I sometimes doubted him as well. But every time I saw him play. He impressed me. He's a beast. And he will bang in the goals for us. I'm sure he will. Don't compare him to any other of our "target men" we bought. He will be better.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #142 on: July 22, 2015, 09:52:15 pm »
Welcome lad! Always backed him and I know he'll deliver.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #143 on: July 22, 2015, 09:53:06 pm »
Sad day, when this is the best Liverpool can attract for 32 million fucking quid. Good luck lad hope you bang 'em in regularly for us!

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #144 on: July 22, 2015, 09:53:19 pm »
Welcome Christian. :scarf

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #145 on: July 22, 2015, 09:54:21 pm »
I'm ok with this all the way now he's here.
Ramble on Christian, score a million, torture defences, win trophies and leave a big, deep mark.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #146 on: July 22, 2015, 09:54:51 pm »
Sad day, when this is the best Liverpool can attract for 32 million fucking quid. Good luck lad hope you bang 'em in regularly for us!

Baffling, I'll cry a solitary tear for you and your sad day!

Think he'll do well for us. Interested to see how we line him and sturridge up once sturridge is fit.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #147 on: July 22, 2015, 09:56:06 pm »
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That's a bit harsh, no? He's surely entitled to his opinion, he's wished him well too.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #148 on: July 22, 2015, 09:56:57 pm »
I have some reservations but I'm 100% behind him and will be until the day he ever leaves. Welcome, and look forward to the aggression and hopefully a hat full of goals.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #149 on: July 22, 2015, 09:57:06 pm »
Stoke are now shitting themselves, and I'm a lot happier about our first game. No one likes playing against this lad, great signing.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #150 on: July 22, 2015, 09:57:14 pm »
Welcome to the greatest club in the world.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #151 on: July 22, 2015, 09:59:34 pm »
That's a bit harsh, no? He's surely entitled to his opinion, he's wished him well too.

He can try harder then with his 3rd post of the year  :)

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #152 on: July 22, 2015, 09:59:51 pm »
 :)welcome lad  too the best club on the planet....the new Ian st john
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #153 on: July 22, 2015, 09:59:59 pm »
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #154 on: July 22, 2015, 10:00:25 pm »
Baffling, I'll cry a solitary tear for you and your sad day!

Think he'll do well for us. Interested to see how we line him and sturridge up once sturridge is fit.

That's the thing ain't it?

Will be very interesting to see what plan Rodgers has for the season formation wise. Let's hope it is something good.

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #155 on: July 22, 2015, 10:00:39 pm »
Be great if he performs in a similar way that he has done at villa. Hope we get to see the same performances that he produced against us at Anfield on a regular basis.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #156 on: July 22, 2015, 10:03:08 pm »
He's not pretty is he?

And that lean looks a little light.  Not like Clyne's who had the strongest and best double-armer anyone has ever seen!

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #157 on: July 22, 2015, 10:03:13 pm »
He can try harder then with his 3rd post of the year  :)

A backhanded compliment is a shitty thing at the best of times

There's no denying Benteke has quality, that's not the issue at hand. The issue  ( and I can accept there might be a better place for that discussion ) I have is where Liverpool are as a club and football is in general with transfer fees and what not.

But I'll move on now  :wave

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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #158 on: July 22, 2015, 10:03:39 pm »
got to be playing a diamond midfield with two strikers I feel.
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Re: Welcome Christian Benteke
« Reply #159 on: July 22, 2015, 10:04:18 pm »
The more I think about this signing, the more I'm looking forward to seeing him play