Author Topic: The Laugh at Manchester United Thread or the 'Ban Thread' for idiots....?. (Read 1247894 times)

JohnnoWhite · « **Reply #13280 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:23:49 pm »

This publicly declared shite about his players is one of the reasons I hate the loon. How he ever managed to motivate people to go and play well and win things is beyond me. It's an exact "anti-incentive" to get fit having a public pop at lads on the injury list. Has the man no sense at all?

goalrushatgoodison · « **Reply #13281 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:29:05 pm »

Quote from: JohnnoWhite on April 23, 2017, 01:23:49 pm

This publicly declared shite about his players is one of the reasons I hate the loon. How he ever managed to motivate people to go and play well and win things is beyond me. It's an exact "anti-incentive" to get fit having a public pop at lads on the injury list. Has the man no sense at all?

He's the bestest bestest motivator ever. Havent you noticed how he has turned Luke Shaw into Luke Skywalker?

#mindgames

Lycan · « **Reply #13282 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:30:18 pm »

Quote from: JohnnoWhite on April 23, 2017, 01:23:49 pm

This publicly declared shite about his players is one of the reasons I hate the loon. How he ever managed to motivate people to go and play well and win things is beyond me. It's an exact "anti-incentive" to get fit having a public pop at lads on the injury list. Has the man no sense at all?

I don't think he used to be like that.

His Real Madrid experience broke him.

Father Ted · « **Reply #13283 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:31:52 pm »

It's almost as if everything he says and does is purely for the benefit of himself and his inflated ego...

4pool · « **Reply #13284 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:35:15 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on April 23, 2017, 01:31:52 pm

It's almost as if everything he says and does is purely for the benefit of himself and his inflated ego...

So nothings changed then..

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #13285 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:35:43 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on April 23, 2017, 01:30:18 pm

I don't think he used to be like that.

His Real Madrid experience broke him.

I think even before RM he was beginning to show signs of it. That experienceleft him marked no doubt about it. A classic sense of a man beliveing in his own publicity and hype. RM really burst his ego, which he then took on to Chelsea too. But why any young attacking talent would sign with Mourinho now is just beyond my comprehension. He will ruin them, and even then his supporters in the press will back him as they always do.

Red_Rich · « **Reply #13286 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:36:42 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on April 23, 2017, 01:31:52 pm

It's almost as if everything he says and does is purely for the benefit of himself and his inflated ego...

What do you mean ALMOST?!

It's always about him, everywhere he's been.

He always says things like "titles I've won" instead of the team

As much as I hated the c*nt, when did you ever hear Ferguson say anything like that. At least to him it was always about "Manchester United" as a whole.

This current guy just flits around from one huge organisation to the next looking to build up his own CV

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #13287 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:39:51 pm »

Quote from: Red_Rich on April 23, 2017, 01:36:42 pm

What do you mean ALMOST?!

It's always about him, everywhere he's been.

He always says things like "titles I've won" instead of the team

As much as I hated the c*nt, when did you ever hear Ferguson say anything like that. At least to him it was always about "Manchester United" as a whole.

This current guy just flits around from one huge organisation to the next looking to build up his own CV

Exactly, look at the way he behaved when he won the European Cup with Porto. The moment the camera was on him, he threw his medal onto the floor, as if to say this was down to me, not my players. What manager in their right mind would be that selfish? Right from that moment it became clear he only felt he himself mattered. The way our press massaged his ego once he arrived in the Premiership was just nauseating.

Lycan · « **Reply #13288 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:40:11 pm »

Quote from: jillc on April 23, 2017, 01:35:43 pm

I think even before RM he was beginning to show signs of it. That experienceleft him marked no doubt about it.

He wasn't throwing players under the bus like he has been doing since RM. The Porto, Chelsea and Inter players adored him. Materazzi was blubbering like a baby when he left Inter. I find it hard to believe his current crop of players hold that much adoration for him now though. If any at all.

Iska · « **Reply #13289 on:** April 23, 2017, 01:59:14 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on April 23, 2017, 01:30:18 pm

I don't think he used to be like that.

His Real Madrid experience broke him.

His whole thing is getting results as charismatic leader of a talented squad with an inferiority complex. It was a huge success at Porto, and when combined with a chequebook at Chelsea and Inter the results were spectacular.

But the inferiority complex is key because it's a confidence trick, so when he tried it at Real Madrid with players who knew they were the best it went horribly wrong, and then same at Chelsea second time around because they didn't feel like the underdogs anymore.

Modern Utd surely aren't so feeble, yet, that they'll lap up his shtick for very long. You can imagine the likes of Herrera or Fellaini loving it, but there are still some genuinely talented players there who've achieved stuff.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #13290 on:** April 23, 2017, 02:03:10 pm »

The fuck!

They all have Ibrahimovic or Rojo on their shirts

Iska · « **Reply #13291 on:** April 23, 2017, 02:12:01 pm »

Jones and Smalling will be even keener to recover now.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #13292 on:** April 23, 2017, 02:24:56 pm »

Fatty!!!!!!

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #13293 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:08:46 pm »

Am I correct in saying that if the score stays as it is now (2-0) then their goal difference will only be 3 less than ours?

Hope we pad our goal difference out a bit today. Just to keep that advantage over them should we need to fall back on it

Lycan · « **Reply #13294 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:11:12 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid on April 23, 2017, 03:08:46 pm

Am I correct in saying that if the score stays as it is now (2-0) then their goal difference will only be 3 less than ours?

Hope we pad our goal difference out a bit today. Just to keep that advantage over them should we need to fall back on it

Yep. 3 goals and they'll still have 2 games in hand. Like you say, we could do with winning big ourselves in a few games. Just to regain that advantage.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #13295 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:13:11 pm »

Well we're playing Watford next week who are definitely ripe for a thrashing by someone.

swoopy · « **Reply #13296 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:21:57 pm »

Quote from: jillc on April 23, 2017, 03:13:11 pm

Well we're playing Watford next week who are definitely ripe for a thrashing by someone.

Hopefully won't be a repeat of the game last season !

Samie · « **Reply #13297 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:24:08 pm »

Quote from: swoopy on April 23, 2017, 03:21:57 pm

Hopefully won't be a repeat of the game last season !

We beat them by what score earlier in the season?

4pool · « **Reply #13298 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:25:45 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on April 23, 2017, 03:11:12 pm

Yep. 3 goals and they'll still have 2 games in hand. Like you say, we could do with winning big ourselves in a few games. Just to regain that advantage.

Technically, it's 4.

If they make up the 5 goal difference going into this match, we still lead because of goals scored. They're not catching that as we're 21 goals ahead ( 19 as of now().

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #13299 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:27:18 pm »

Quote from: swoopy on April 23, 2017, 03:21:57 pm

Hopefully won't be a repeat of the game last season !

I was thinking more of our home game against them this season.

harleydanger · « **Reply #13300 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:36:45 pm »

He reminds me of a General in Paths of Glory

cptrios · « **Reply #13301 on:** April 23, 2017, 03:58:51 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on April 23, 2017, 03:11:12 pm

Yep. 3 goals and they'll still have 2 games in hand. Like you say, we could do with winning big ourselves in a few games. Just to regain that advantage.

By the time they have 2 games in hand again, our goal difference will hopefully have changed for the better.

Cliff Bastin · « **Reply #13302 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:42:00 pm »

Mourinho will be like a pig in shite now, he will fancy it now and put less pressure on themselves to win the Europa league.

CallumLFC · « **Reply #13303 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:45:53 pm »

Quote from: Cliff Bastin on April 23, 2017, 06:42:00 pm

Mourinho will be like a pig in shite now, he will fancy it now and put less pressure on themselves to win the Europa league.

One thing is for sure, when you two meet he'll give Wenger a lesson like he usually does.

MancEunuchian · « **Reply #13304 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:46:53 pm »

Any of you still think we're finishing 6th?

youll never walk alone it · « **Reply #13305 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:48:08 pm »

They have the game to deffo win at arsenal and at a deflated city? no problem.

CallumLFC · « **Reply #13306 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:49:38 pm »

Quote from: youll never walk alone it on April 23, 2017, 06:48:08 pm

They have the game to deffo win at arsenal and at a deflated city? no problem.

Mourinho lives off those games and the worry is without Ibrahimovic they are more equipped to deal with the smaller teams.

Something Worse · « **Reply #13307 on:** April 23, 2017, 06:59:53 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 23, 2017, 06:46:53 pm

Any of you still think we're finishing 6th?

Been busy for a while eh?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #13308 on:** April 23, 2017, 07:03:31 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 23, 2017, 06:46:53 pm

Any of you still think we're finishing 6th?

Possibly if Arsenal get their act together.

ggcc14 · « **Reply #13309 on:** April 23, 2017, 07:14:31 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 23, 2017, 06:46:53 pm

Any of you still think we're finishing 6th?

I do. Why not? cos you beat Burnley..

Something Worse · « **Reply #13310 on:** April 23, 2017, 07:56:46 pm »

Quote from: ggcc14 on April 23, 2017, 07:14:31 pm

I do. Why not? cos you beat Burnley..

They haven't lost a game since Mourinho took over so the odds are in their favour

NO COUTINHO · « **Reply #13311 on:** April 23, 2017, 08:00:49 pm »

José Mourinho says Manchester United will now prioritise Europa League: "Fourth position is not a trophy and in this club we want trophies

please do, jose.

sms1986 · « **Reply #13312 on:** April 23, 2017, 08:18:23 pm »

Quote from: Claus on April 23, 2017, 07:56:46 pm

They haven't lost a game since Mourinho took over so the odds are in their favour

I'm not sure if you're serious, but they have.

tubby · « **Reply #13313 on:** April 23, 2017, 08:26:18 pm »

Quote from: BanterConnoisseur on April 23, 2017, 08:00:49 pm

José Mourinho says Manchester United will now prioritise Europa League: "Fourth position is not a trophy and in this club we want trophies

please do, jose.

Getting his excuses in early if they lose the derby. Don't believe him either way anyhow.

Something Worse · « **Reply #13314 on:** April 23, 2017, 08:49:32 pm »

Quote from: sms1986, please? Thanks! on April 23, 2017, 08:18:23 pm

I'm not sure if you're serious, but they have.

Those don't count

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #13315 on:** April 23, 2017, 09:49:29 pm »

Quote from: Claus on April 23, 2017, 08:49:32 pm

Those don't count

cornelius · « **Reply #13316 on:** April 23, 2017, 10:05:20 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 23, 2017, 06:46:53 pm

Any of you still think we're finishing 6th?

Yes.

Elzar · « **Reply #13317 on:** April 23, 2017, 11:14:35 pm »

City
Swansea
Arsenal
Spurs
Southampton
Palace

They are dropping points.

sonny crockett · « **Reply #13318 on:** April 23, 2017, 11:15:29 pm »

They've got stronger as the season as progressed. We've got the other way.

Miltonred · « **Reply #13319 on:** April 23, 2017, 11:59:33 pm »

They've had a good result and we've had a bad one. Next week it will be the other way around, and we will be world beaters and they will be shite again.

Neither are true.