Liverpool v Southampton season before last, two lads sat behing me and me mate on the kop had us nearly wetting ourselves. Generally just taking the piss, so wish I could remember what they were saying!!
Do remember at one match tho some bloke shouting "Fuckin' hell Heskey, what you standing around for, I didn't see you paying to get in!"
He must've heard, suddenly started running.
Took my housemate last year to a game, he knows fuck all bout football (which I discovered at this particular game-it was Liverpool v Bolton in the shitty Carling Cup game we lost). I remember it well as I spent the entire match wishing the ground would swallow me whole.
One of our players get's done for handball. It was a fair decision, hit him on the arm.
Pete: Fuckin' hell ref, do you even know what a hand is?!?! (funny enough til...)
Voice behind: Yeah, it's what you're probably holdin yer pie in yer fat c*nt.
Another one:
Bolton's boys training on touchline in tose interesting plus four things.
Pete: Look at their fucking kit, it's vile, what the fuck were Adidas thinking with that!?!?!
Me: It's Reebok Pete, same as ours. And can you please shut the fuck up please you're embarrasing me and I promise I'm not taking you to a match ever again.
Lads in row behind me applauded. "Good on yer love". Pete goes red and shuts up.