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« Reply #38080 on: January 26, 2016, 01:58:45 pm »


Could any of you wizards give him a spear? He'd be a proper Spartan then.
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« Reply #38081 on: January 26, 2016, 02:54:54 pm »
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"I always say the same thing. What is the difference between 4-3-3 and 4-5-1? Only whether you play the wingers deep or high. Then if you press the other team they will play deep, 4-5-1. And if you cannot press them because they are stronger than you, they'll play 4-3-3. People talk about systems, but maybe they don't know a lot about systems.

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« Reply #38082 on: January 26, 2016, 03:10:32 pm »
Neymar's keeping a close eye on Ronaldo there! "I'm watching you..."
Messi's thinking: "Awkward.." ;D

Legs are a bit fat though..

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« Reply #38084 on: January 26, 2016, 03:30:45 pm »
Did coutinho go as neymar's girlfriend? Check him out between neymar and the lovely Mrs messi.

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« Reply #38085 on: January 26, 2016, 04:34:18 pm »

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« Reply #38086 on: January 26, 2016, 05:17:29 pm »


Could any of you wizards give him a spear? He'd be a proper Spartan then.
A spear? All he needs is Wolverine's adamantium claws...

EDIT: I was browsing through the thread when replied to your post, when I saw that I was beaten to the claws idea just above. But anyway, the resemblance is uncanny.
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« Reply #38087 on: January 27, 2016, 02:47:16 am »

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« Reply #38088 on: January 27, 2016, 03:29:26 am »

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« Reply #38090 on: January 27, 2016, 02:05:56 pm »

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« Reply #38091 on: January 27, 2016, 02:34:57 pm »

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« Reply #38092 on: January 27, 2016, 02:37:07 pm »
:lmao

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« Reply #38093 on: January 27, 2016, 02:55:39 pm »

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« Reply #38094 on: January 27, 2016, 02:57:38 pm »

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« Reply #38095 on: January 27, 2016, 05:20:26 pm »

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« Reply #38096 on: January 28, 2016, 02:46:55 pm »
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« Reply #38099 on: January 28, 2016, 11:39:35 pm »
Haha the loon is back ;) about fucking time la.

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« Reply #38100 on: January 28, 2016, 11:42:55 pm »
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« Reply #38101 on: January 28, 2016, 11:44:41 pm »
subtle  :P

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« Reply #38102 on: January 29, 2016, 02:20:20 pm »


This has potential.

reminds me of

I was in Alder Hay with an abscess on my hip in about 1973 and Bill Shankly never came and played the bongos for me.


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« Reply #38103 on: January 29, 2016, 03:19:18 pm »

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« Reply #38105 on: January 29, 2016, 04:41:03 pm »
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« Reply #38106 on: February 1, 2016, 07:51:51 pm »


Kids have just fallen about laughing at that.  And now all they can say is #sausages

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« Reply #38107 on: February 2, 2016, 12:08:31 am »
Kids have just fallen about laughing at that.  And now all they can say is #sausages
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« Reply #38108 on: February 2, 2016, 12:16:24 am »
Kids have just fallen about laughing at that.  And now all they can say is #sausages

Thank god, i thought it was just me.  ;D   
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« Reply #38110 on: February 3, 2016, 06:45:58 pm »
:lmao

You mad bastard, I just spilled my coffee...  ;D   Keep 'em coming!
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« Reply #38111 on: February 3, 2016, 08:18:56 pm »

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« Reply #38112 on: February 3, 2016, 08:45:50 pm »


This has potential.


Yes, potential. But he never looks up before he crosses, and loves blasting the ball over the bar from 30 yards.

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« Reply #38113 on: February 4, 2016, 03:11:21 pm »
Can anybody do me a favour with this.... http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/628154/Nine-die-contaminated-blood-David-Cameron-pre-election-pledge

I've been trying to get shut of all the videos, adverts and logos, etc, so it's just a normal newspaper frontpage, Express logo, headline and beginning of the story.

Instead of constantly bumming in here, I've been learning how to do a bit of this malarkey myself. But this one's way beyond me. So, if anyone can help, it would be much appreciated.
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« Reply #38114 on: February 4, 2016, 03:27:51 pm »
Yes, potential. But he never looks up before he crosses, and loves blasting the ball over the bar from 30 yards.

 :-X I'll show myself out.
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« Reply #38115 on: February 4, 2016, 04:14:54 pm »
Can anybody do me a favour with this.... http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/628154/Nine-die-contaminated-blood-David-Cameron-pre-election-pledge

I've been trying to get shut of all the videos, adverts and logos, etc, so it's just a normal newspaper frontpage, Express logo, headline and beginning of the story.

Instead of constantly bumming in here, I've been learning how to do a bit of this malarkey myself. But this one's way beyond me. So, if anyone can help, it would be much appreciated.





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« Reply #38116 on: February 4, 2016, 05:11:48 pm »
That's brilliant that mate. But can you send me the top bit, cut before the facebook/twitter, with just the David Cameron picture under the beginning of the story, and no sausages?

As much as like the odd banger, they won't quite work with what I'm doing.
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« Reply #38117 on: February 4, 2016, 05:24:20 pm »
That's brilliant that mate. But can you send me the top bit, cut before the facebook/twitter, with just the David Cameron picture under the beginning of the story, and no sausages?

As much as like the odd banger, they won't quite work with what I'm doing.
heres 2 different versions.Wasnt sure what ye meant exactly.




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« Reply #38118 on: February 4, 2016, 05:38:32 pm »
Sorry, mate. I should have explained it a bit better. But that's fantastic. If ever we meet, I owe you a pint. Thanks, much appreciated.
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