LIVERPOOL!
I'm sure there's a target on our back.
My City seems under constant attack.
Slur after slur from McKenzie and co.
'Comedians' lining up to have a go.
2 magnificent cathedrals in our home.
Our unique emblem worldwide known.
A beautiful waterfront second to none.
Best ever band, where are they from?
Most parks in the country, have a guess?
Only to London does Liverpool have less.
2 football teams in the Prem riding high.
Ever seen a sunset in the Liverpool sky?
The famous Grand National ours to boast.
Number 1 music singles, we have the most.
So the only conclusion for you I can bring.
Is that jealousy is a such a terrible thing!
From a proud fuckin scouser!