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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #40 on: September 7, 2016, 07:34:57 pm »
Holy shit, we've 2 threads on RAWK about the Mancs (one taking the piss, one for the serious posts) - how fucking dare we it's so fucking small time blah blah blah, I'm fucking fuming, I'm writing to my MP


If that's Keith Vaz you'll find him in the Chelsea thread.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #41 on: September 7, 2016, 08:12:14 pm »
If that's Keith Vaz you'll find him in the Chelsea thread.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #42 on: September 7, 2016, 08:12:57 pm »
If that's Keith Vaz you'll find him in the Chelsea thread.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #43 on: September 7, 2016, 08:27:22 pm »
Me too. Although my MP is Keith Vaz. If this isn't top of his list of priorities, I don't know what is.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #44 on: September 7, 2016, 09:39:40 pm »
Ello ello...
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I just looked this guy up on wikipedia to see whether he was still at Man U. Apparently he is. For potentially the world's best player, according to definitely the best manager EVUH, his career hasn't gone too well.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #45 on: September 8, 2016, 10:47:18 am »
The swagger is back!!! (According to the Guardian)

On Ibrahimovic

"The 34-year-old’s uber-persona, outsized ability and winner’s focus make him a superb stand-in for Agüero and one any defender would hate to face. Ibrahimovic has scored three times for United in the league, struck the Community Shield clincher and has the faithful swaggering again along Sir Matt Busby Way."

From their combined United/City XI article.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/08/bext-xi-united-city-manchester-derby

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #46 on: September 8, 2016, 10:53:48 am »
The swagger is back!!! (According to the Guardian)

On Ibrahimovic

"The 34-year-old’s uber-persona, outsized ability and winner’s focus make him a superb stand-in for Agüero and one any defender would hate to face. Ibrahimovic has scored three times for United in the league, struck the Community Shield clincher and has the faithful swaggering again along Sir Matt Busby Way."

From their combined United/City XI article.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/08/bext-xi-united-city-manchester-derby

Jaime Jackson though. He is genuine brain-damaged. No one pays him any heed. In Guardian HQ they let him take car of the pet rock. He has killed three by accident already.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #47 on: September 8, 2016, 11:01:13 am »
Jaime Jackson though. He is genuine brain-damaged. No one pays him any heed. In Guardian HQ they let him take car of the pet rock. He has killed three by accident already.

I only clicked on the link after your post... and good fucking lord, it's almost got me genuinely worried for Jaime. That is one of the worst mixed line-ups I've seen in a long time.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #48 on: September 8, 2016, 11:22:21 am »
I only clicked on the link after your post... and good fucking lord, it's almost got me genuinely worried for Jaime. That is one of the worst mixed line-ups I've seen in a long time.
Jamie I should say. He is a notorious United nut. Even the most rabid red cafers think he is a bit much. That line-up though, Stones, Roonah!, Valencia, Rashford (instead of Sterling) etc. Clear signs of early onset of dementia.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #49 on: September 8, 2016, 11:52:47 am »
The swagger is back!!! (According to the Guardian)

On Ibrahimovic

"The 34-year-old’s uber-persona, outsized ability and winner’s focus make him a superb stand-in for Agüero and one any defender would hate to face. Ibrahimovic has scored three times for United in the league, struck the Community Shield clincher and has the faithful swaggering again along Sir Matt Busby Way."

From their combined United/City XI article.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/08/bext-xi-united-city-manchester-derby


Doesn't mention there that they've renamed "Sir Matt Busby Way." to "Kentucky Fried Chicken Avenue."
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #50 on: September 8, 2016, 12:31:25 pm »
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #52 on: September 8, 2016, 09:56:17 pm »
Jamie I should say. He is a notorious United nut. Even the most rabid red cafers think he is a bit much. That line-up though, Stones, Roonah!, Valencia, Rashford (instead of Sterling) etc. Clear signs of early onset of dementia.

OMG, that line-up. How is this guy making a living as a football journalist? Embarrassing. Pogba, Luke Shaw and De Gea, and even that is debatable. You could make a very strong case for Bravo over De Gea. You could also make a strong case for Fernandinho and Gundogan and no Pogba. Personally I would take a fit Gundogan over Pogba any day of the week. More finesse and technical ability.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #53 on: September 9, 2016, 02:57:18 am »
The swagger is back!!! (According to the Guardian)

On Ibrahimovic

"The 34-year-old’s uber-persona, outsized ability and winner’s focus make him a superb stand-in for Agüero and one any defender would hate to face. Ibrahimovic has scored three times for United in the league, struck the Community Shield clincher and has the faithful swaggering again along Sir Matt Busby Way."

From their combined United/City XI article.


https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/08/bext-xi-united-city-manchester-derby

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #54 on: September 9, 2016, 09:38:55 am »
That Telegraph story saying Wenger wouldn't let Mourinho sit next to him at a conference :lmao
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #56 on: September 9, 2016, 11:25:34 am »
That Telegraph story saying Wenger wouldn't let Mourinho sit next to him at a conference :lmao
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #57 on: September 9, 2016, 12:00:12 pm »
Grown men acting like children on the playground.  Embarrassing stuff really.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #58 on: September 9, 2016, 01:06:14 pm »
Fucking twats. No more articles about Guardiola vs Mourinho. What's there that hasn't been said or written already? Sick of it.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #59 on: September 9, 2016, 01:19:45 pm »
Grown men acting like children on the playground.  Embarrassing stuff really.


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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #60 on: September 9, 2016, 01:30:20 pm »
Surprised to see some posters in here, thought it was Everton and childrens behaviour to take the piss out of other teams.

Better if you stick to the other thread methinks before you get offended by the nasty posts.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #61 on: September 9, 2016, 04:02:56 pm »
Grown men acting like children on the playground.  Embarrassing stuff really.

Are you talking about Mourinho and Wenger?

Or Andy? :P ;D
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #62 on: September 9, 2016, 04:25:05 pm »


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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #63 on: September 9, 2016, 04:31:54 pm »
Cant wait for City to stuff them

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #64 on: September 9, 2016, 10:01:13 pm »
Grown men acting like children on the playground.  Embarrassing stuff really.

Not as embarrassing as teenage Mancs pretending to be kopites
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #65 on: September 9, 2016, 10:02:08 pm »
Are you talking about Mourinho and Wenger?

Or Andy? :P ;D

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2016, 12:51:22 pm »
Luke Shaw has the gut size of the right back on my Sunday League pub team the fat meff

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2016, 12:53:21 pm »
Not as embarrassing as teenage Mancs pretending to be kopites

I suspect we won't see Kop 81 today :D
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2016, 12:55:21 pm »
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2016, 01:05:50 pm »
I suspect we won't see Kop 81 today :D

Or for the rest of the month if this carries on being so one sided ;D
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2016, 01:07:44 pm »
Mourinhos archaic methods and football philosophy exposed beautifully today
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2016, 02:23:26 pm »
Did they win the league yet?

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2016, 02:24:18 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2016, 02:24:44 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2016, 02:26:08 pm »
Did they win the league yet?

Well I didn't expect that. After the wonder goals against Bournemouth and the last minute winner at Hull City Tigers, I thought the league was in the bag. Maybe it still is, if Michael Owen still says it is.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2016, 02:30:16 pm »
Black armbands all round at Sky, BT (Jake Humphrey will be devestated) and MUTV (BBC of course).

Pep beats the Shitcoat yet again - did you know Mourinho has been sacked more times than beaten Guardiola? Should have been greater margin of victory for United - the Shitcoat didn't have a Plan B and just resorted to pumping the ball up long.

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2016, 02:30:37 pm »
Spent £150m to be a posh Stoke. Lump it up to Fellaini and Ibra- shit on a stick.

And Pogba, outbattled by David Silva and just strolled around doing fuck all!

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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2016, 02:31:37 pm »
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD
« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2016, 02:32:49 pm »
Pogba schooled by City's midfield...him trying to brush and dribble past players do not work against higher quality opposition.
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