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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1280 on: April 16, 2017, 11:04:09 pm »
Of course they are

I jumped the gun. They are showing a fair representation of the game.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1281 on: April 16, 2017, 11:07:56 pm »
Fuck off Pulis.  ::)

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1282 on: April 16, 2017, 11:08:38 pm »
Jenas... his hair ? is it sprayed on  :o
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1283 on: April 16, 2017, 11:09:47 pm »
Trying to make out Pulis is a cuddly uncle or something?

He plays prehistoric football and he's an excuse making twat

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1284 on: April 16, 2017, 11:10:07 pm »
Imagine your team are safe in midtable with a handful of games left and they turn up and defend deep for almost the entirety of the game. I'd have been raging with that if I was a West Brom fan. Throw the shackles off and have a go ffs.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1285 on: April 16, 2017, 11:12:08 pm »
Imagine your team are safe in midtable with a handful of games left and they turn up and defend deep for almost the entirety of the game. I'd have been raging with that if I was a West Brom fan. Throw the shackles off and have a go ffs.

They've hit 40 points now, Pulis teams tend to down tools at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't reach 50 points.

Always the way with Pulis FC.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1286 on: April 16, 2017, 11:12:46 pm »
Murphy admitting that he knows nothing about Firmino's role, ability, or general awesomeness. ????????
How was it at Fulham under the hodge, Danny?
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1287 on: April 16, 2017, 11:12:49 pm »
Fuck off Pulis.  ::)

Is he complaining about Bobbydazzler, bullying his big butch defenders?  ;D
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1288 on: April 16, 2017, 11:13:59 pm »
Murphy admitting that he knows nothing about Firmino's role, ability, or general awesomeness. ????????
How was it at Fulham under the hodge, Danny?

Murphy is an airhead, totally useless pundit.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1289 on: April 16, 2017, 11:14:03 pm »
Is he complaining about Bobbydazzler, bullying his big butch defenders?  ;D
It's the smile, Pulis can't stand the words football and enjoyment in the same universe
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1290 on: April 16, 2017, 11:14:26 pm »
Jenas looks like a pretty big lad to me. Wouldn't fancy being on the end of a right hook from him.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1291 on: April 16, 2017, 11:15:50 pm »
It's the smile, Pulis can't stand the words football and enjoyment in the same universe

"These soft foreign bugger coaches coming over here and taking our jobs." etc, etc, etc.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1292 on: April 16, 2017, 11:16:10 pm »
Jenas looks like a pretty big lad to me. Wouldn't fancy being on the end of a right hook from him.

Would you like to touch his muscles?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1293 on: April 16, 2017, 11:16:22 pm »
Robles is fucking hilariously bad
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1294 on: April 16, 2017, 11:16:31 pm »
I missed the games yesterday. Did Phil Jagielka just do a cartwheel after scoring?  :o

Is it the 90s again?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1295 on: April 16, 2017, 11:16:47 pm »
"These soft foreign bugger coaches coming over here and taking our jobs." etc, etc, etc.
Yes, Pulis should manage in Wales

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1296 on: April 16, 2017, 11:18:30 pm »
Would you like to touch his muscles?
Not my type

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1297 on: April 16, 2017, 11:19:10 pm »
Said it before on this site... watched Stoke u18s against our lads and Pulis had some string bean of a kid whose role was to throw the ball into the box. 
Think about it...
He allocated a precious place at Stoke's academy to a kid who could chuck a footy 30yds.
There was a kid who was a footballer who lost out to that divvy.
And Pulis Coaches worked on his throwing technique ???
No wonder we don't have talent coming  through. Makes Wilkinson look like Cruyff

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1298 on: April 16, 2017, 11:19:38 pm »
Would you like to touch his muscles?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1299 on: April 16, 2017, 11:20:50 pm »
Journalist bloke should talk more, these two idiots blabbering on talking entirely in cliches is fucking exhausting.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1300 on: April 16, 2017, 11:21:38 pm »
I've lost count of the little digs the fat Fuck Pearce has had at us. Prick

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1301 on: April 16, 2017, 11:21:49 pm »
Yes, Pulis should manage in Wales

 ;)

Now that I would like to see.  :)
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1302 on: April 16, 2017, 11:21:54 pm »
Journalist bloke should talk more, these two idiots blabbering on talking entirely in cliches is fucking exhausting.

He would have to remove his head from Mourinho's arse to make any further contributions.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1303 on: April 16, 2017, 11:21:58 pm »
Would you like to touch his muscles?
:lmao
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1304 on: April 16, 2017, 11:22:53 pm »
Wow, great hit by Shaqiri.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1305 on: April 16, 2017, 11:23:52 pm »
Best goal scored at the Britannia Stadium (is it even called that anymore?!) for a week by Shaqiri there.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1306 on: April 16, 2017, 11:25:00 pm »
Big turn out at the Stadium of Light yesterday then!

Can't say I blame them with Moyes in charge.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1307 on: April 16, 2017, 11:26:16 pm »
Danny "The Mekon" .... been told by his agent to adopt the slimmed down 'spice addict'' look.
FFS the wallace twat never kicked a ball in his life looks like a nonce.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1308 on: April 16, 2017, 11:26:26 pm »
Would you like to touch his muscles?
You know 'Purple Aki'.... ?  .  ;D
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1309 on: April 16, 2017, 11:29:29 pm »
Shane Long being brought off due to a hamstring injury he didn't even have  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1310 on: April 16, 2017, 11:32:37 pm »
They get to pick their best players from clubs outside the top seven, and four of the six players are from clubs either in or just outside the relegation zone?  :o

Do the clubs from 8th - 14th not have any good players then? Or do they just not appear as often on match of the day because there's nothing riding on their games particularly?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1311 on: April 16, 2017, 11:55:52 pm »
I really resent Jermaine fuckin Jenas trying to explain anything to do with football to me....clueless babyfaced quilt
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1312 on: April 17, 2017, 12:16:17 am »
I really resent Jermaine fuckin Jenas trying to explain anything to do with football to me....clueless babyfaced quilt
He fits the current percieved  trend/PR profile ... and to be fair to the lad has more academic acheivements than a well known tabloiid journalist with an obvious hatred of mixed race football players and scousers.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1313 on: April 17, 2017, 12:51:46 am »
Johnathan Pearce. Great...  ::)

He's a wannabe poet and buddy of the LMA circle. Needs his tongue removing from Pulis's arse.

The idiot also called TAA "Alex-Arnold". You don't shorten surnames you absolute fuckwit

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1314 on: April 17, 2017, 01:13:53 am »
He fits the current percieved  trend/PR profile ... and to be fair to the lad has more academic acheivements than a well known tabloiid journalist with an obvious hatred of mixed race football players and scousers.

Isn't Jenas the one who was kicking off on MotD a while ago about how the coaching badges are too difficult and should be made easier for ex-players, not too subtly suggesting that he'd failed miserably at them?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1315 on: April 17, 2017, 05:09:37 am »
Would you like to touch his muscles?
This isn't the Aki thread  :)
It is a machine. It is more stupid than we are. It will not stop us from doing stupid things.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1316 on: April 22, 2017, 10:37:25 pm »
Why the fuck would Stoke wear light blue away to Swansea?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1317 on: April 22, 2017, 11:03:32 pm »
Why the fuck would Stoke wear light blue away to Swansea?

They wear white shorts and part of their shirt is white...

Not sure what Ramirez got that second yellow for, he didn't even get close enough to touching the other player for it to even be a foul.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1318 on: April 22, 2017, 11:15:27 pm »

Not sure what Ramirez got that second yellow for, he didn't even get close enough to touching the other player for it to even be a foul.

Looked to me like he was checking out early for his summer hols.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1319 on: April 29, 2017, 07:17:11 pm »
At least MOTD have Sunderland being relegated to waffle about, one of the worst Saturdays for some time only 3 goals scored so far, in all the Saturday fixtures.

I post this just as Burnley make it 2-0 ;D
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