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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #720 on: November 16, 2016, 09:54:22 am »
;D
He made his departure from the stands and took over the managerial duties in the second half.


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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #721 on: November 16, 2016, 02:02:27 pm »
Wait....wait......what actually happened?  Did he go to the dugout, turf out the manager, and 'manage' the 2nd half?

Was he properly suited and booted aka a gillet and PFM scowl?
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #722 on: November 16, 2016, 02:03:39 pm »

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #723 on: November 16, 2016, 02:14:31 pm »
Wait....wait......what actually happened?  Did he go to the dugout, turf out the manager, and 'manage' the 2nd half?

Was he properly suited and booted aka a gillet and PFM scowl?

He waited until Swindon went 1-0 down and then went and stood on the touchline to do his shouty-pointy thing whilst the manager was just sat there on the bench.  They then proceeded to go 3-0 down.  I'd like to imagine that at this point Sherwood sat down and shut up because at that point Swindon started playing better and pulled a goal back.

Goodness only knows what the manager must be thinking.  He probably saw the writing on the wall when Sherwood was appointed but he probably didn't think it would only be 1 game and 16 minutes before he was so publically undermined.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #724 on: November 16, 2016, 02:24:48 pm »
He's a complete and utter bell end. We should bring Lloyd Jones back in January and send him elsewhere. He's going to learn fuck all under this idiot!

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #725 on: November 19, 2016, 06:17:04 pm »
Spanked 4-0 by Rochdale today, nice one Timmy lad  :wave
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #726 on: March 20, 2017, 06:01:05 pm »


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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #727 on: March 20, 2017, 07:50:20 pm »
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #728 on: March 20, 2017, 07:52:37 pm »
You wouldn't get that type of passion from these johnny foreigners

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #729 on: March 20, 2017, 08:54:43 pm »
Wonder why he doesn't get a top job, held back by all those foreign coaches.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #730 on: March 20, 2017, 10:52:48 pm »
Wonder why he doesn't get a top job, held back by all those foreign coaches.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #731 on: March 20, 2017, 10:57:08 pm »
Think the ref has made that all up. Certainly doesn't sound like the type of thing you could imagine Tim saying.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #732 on: March 20, 2017, 11:24:47 pm »
YOU FACKIN' MAG

He's so cockney it looks painful
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #733 on: March 21, 2017, 12:50:16 am »
Sherwood has served his ban, with struggling Swindon winning both matches in his absence.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/20/tim-sherwood-banned-foul-mouthed-rant-referee

Must be a treat for the Swindon fans to see their team pulling together in support of the DOF.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #734 on: April 22, 2017, 02:37:48 pm »
Could be relegated today. Top work Timmy.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #735 on: April 22, 2017, 02:44:21 pm »
It's amazing the way these no marks keep on getting jobs. But at least he is worth a laugh or two, bit like a court jester or the village idiot.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #736 on: April 22, 2017, 02:45:27 pm »
Could be relegated today. Top work Timmy.

All part of the long term plan leading to Spurs being where they are today lest we forget.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #737 on: April 22, 2017, 04:59:26 pm »
Could be relegated today. Top work Timmy.

Top, top work, Timothy.  Relegation confirmed.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #738 on: April 22, 2017, 04:59:50 pm »
See ya, Timmy  :wave
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #739 on: April 22, 2017, 05:37:54 pm »
Haha great news.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #740 on: April 22, 2017, 05:54:28 pm »
Granada are gonna hate him in 10 years
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #741 on: April 22, 2017, 06:25:02 pm »
Shithouse stealing a living

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #742 on: April 22, 2017, 06:38:06 pm »
He relegated Villa too right? Or at least, assembled the rope, made a noose and tied it for them before he got the sack and they officially got the chair kicked from underneath their feet?
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #743 on: April 22, 2017, 07:18:38 pm »
Top, top work, Timothy.  Relegation confirmed.



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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #744 on: April 22, 2017, 07:21:34 pm »
Am I missing something? He's currently not the manager of any club, just the DoF at Swindon?

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #745 on: April 22, 2017, 07:28:57 pm »
Am I missing something? He's currently not the manager of any club, just the DoF at Swindon?

As DoF he's apparently been picking teams, standing on the touchline, berating referees, basically being a massive bell-end as always. I mean he got a two game stadium ban, I'm sure that's pretty rare for a DoF.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #746 on: June 5, 2017, 11:25:51 am »
Appointing an old teammates brother as manager, definitely not his 'yes man' and not a case of job for the boys.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #748 on: June 14, 2017, 04:17:43 pm »
And he's outta there!

No doubt wangle another job, while on the merry-go-round.
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #749 on: June 14, 2017, 06:07:21 pm »
It's amazing how these jokers always seem to end up with another job, Harry Redknapp with one trophy in his entire career always lands on his feet ffs.

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #750 on: June 14, 2017, 06:44:34 pm »
I have no idea where to put this, so this will have to do.

Sven-Goran Eriksson: Ex-England boss is sacked in China - replacement announced by poem
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #751 on: June 14, 2017, 06:48:08 pm »
I have no idea where to put this, so this will have to do.

Sven-Goran Eriksson: Ex-England boss is sacked in China - replacement announced by poem
That headline is just epic, all on it's own.   ;D

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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #752 on: June 14, 2017, 06:57:34 pm »
That headline is just epic, all on it's own.   ;D
;D

It's why I had to post it!
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Re: Tim Sherwood
« Reply #753 on: June 14, 2017, 07:00:06 pm »
I have no idea where to put this, so this will have to do.

Sven-Goran Eriksson: Ex-England boss is sacked in China - replacement announced by poem
Wow, Tim really is a man of many talents.  Chinese poetry, who'da thought it.